Disclaimer: I (Ashleigh) do not own Narnia. If I did I would be there not here writing about it. And I couldn't write about it and post it here because Narnia does not have internet. (Although it would be fun if it did there are some people I would love to talk too.)

Dear FanFiction Authors,

There is one pairing that we wanted to talk to you about. It is not that we mean to be offensive, but this is just plain disgusting. We are getting tired of seeing these stories that you write, but while we do not intend to be offensive to you, your stories have greatly offended us. We are sisters, not in love with each other. Please stop this. It is so disgusting. Please stop writing these stories and those of you who have written them, please delete them.

May The Lion Be With You and His Blessings Upon You,
Queen Susan the Gentle and Queen Lucy the Valiant

A/N: Well, what did you think? Please drop me a review and let me know. I have another one to post tomorrow. Please let me know if you have any ideas or suggestions.

A/N 2: If you haven't already, please check out my first two long Narnia fanfics, Sharp Enough To Feel and A Narnian Mystery. I would love to know what you think.

M ge Der L we With Sie und seine Segnungen auf euch,
Ashleigh