My Babysitter is an Uchiha

Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own Naruto. If I did the whole world would be disappointed with the lack of regular updates and then they would kill me.

Inner Sakura

People's Thoughts

"People Talking"

A/N: Hehe...uhm... hi?

Three days after the market incident Sakura had woken up with Shisui next to her...on the same bed. To her credit she didn't scream out, no she didn't scream... but she did throw a punch...

"Ouch! Sakura-chan that hurt! Why'd you do that?" Shisui complained, nursing his surprisingly reddish cheek.

Sakura still somewhat sleepy stared at a pouting Shisui before glancing at her door. In a matter of seconds she was running out her door and down the hallway.

"Sakura-chan where are you going? Can you get me some ice?"

At the end of the hallway Sakura was inside a somewhat dark room informing its occupant of her morning.

"A pervert?" Itachi asked a wide eyed Sakura. "Sakura this house, no this compound is highly safe. There's no way a...pervert... could have gotten in."

"Oh but he did Itachi," she assured. "Shisui is in there, I'm not sure how he got in my room but he did."

"Aniki? Sakura?" Asked another voice, "What's going on?" Sasuke curious as ever came up to them in dark blue silky pajamas.

"There's a pervert in my room," Sakura chirped not missing a beat.

A gasp then Mikoto's form appeared. "A pervert? Are you alright Sakura? What did he do? Fugaku get here right now! Itachi is he gone?" Mikoto asked as she crushed Sakura to her form.

"I'm sure the little brat is exaggerating," Fugaku grunted not bothering to hide his displeasure towards her.

Sakura glared at him. "Go ahead and check! Shisui is in there; I punched him but I don't think it did much," she admitted.

"Oh," Mikoto sighed in relief. "It's just Shisui, he can be a bit of a pervert."

And the only Uchiha to get punched by an eight year old, Fugaku and Itachi thought.

"Sakura-chan did you get the ice? Oh good morning Auntie, Uncle, Ita-chan, Sasuke-chan."

"Shisui what were you doing in Sakura's bed," asked an irritated Itachi.

Shisui rubbed the back of his neck. "Oh that? I wanted to make sure that Cupcake -I like that name- was fine. Especially from monsters and bad nightmares." He snatched her from Mikoto's embrace. "I'll just take her to her room Auntie."

"Put her down Shisui," declared a glaring Sasuke.

"No way Sasu-chan," cooed Shisui.

"Enough you two. Sasuke get dressed you too Shisui. As well as everyone else I want everyone downstairs within an hour and a half. Oh Fugaku I think you have a meeting." Mikoto ordered as she went back to her room.

An hour later the family and Sakura were eating at the table. Fugaku was already plotting against the demon and preparing for the meeting. Meanwhile everyone just minded their own business or were making plans for the day.

"So Sakura-chan what adventure are we going on today?" Asked Shisui after they finished breakfast.

"I'm going to start a campaign against perverts. I believe that the park is a good place to start. We're going to need to stop at my house for supplies. Sasuke-kun do you want to help?"

"Yeah! Will there be tomatoes?"

"Sasuke," Itachi sternly said.

"We can stop at the market for tomatoes," assured Sakura shooting Itachi a look that said 'he needs his daily dose.'

"Then I'm completely in," exclaimed Sasuke, looking forward to getting tomatoes.

"So remind me why my shirt says this?" Asked Shisui for the millionth time. His usual black shirt now held improvements; in bold white letters were the words 'I'm a danger.'

"Because...they're true..." Sakura trailed off before throwing him an 'innocent' smile and a flutter of her eyelashes. Shisui himself wasn't convinced but at this point he's willing to take anything she feeds him. Cha! He'll be our prime example of what a pervert looks like!

The three Uchiha cousins and Sakura were making their way to the park. Sasuke was happily chewing on his fifth tomato a bag with twelve more in his other hand. Meanwhile Shisui and Itachi carried a small table and papers while Sakura took the markers and paint. All supplies were going to be used for Sakura's campaign.

When the quadruplet arrived Sakura immediately began outlining drawings and words on the posters. As she finished one the boys would color it in with attention grabbing colors (Itachi was reprimanded by Sakura for using black more than once so he went with brown instead).

"Sakura-chan you're good at drawing," complemented Sasuke as he held a picture of a man watching a woman and two girls at the zoo, underneath were the words 'They're everywhere.'

"Ah thanks Sasuke-kun. You're good at coloring, most kids in my grade can't color inside the lines."

A light pink dust fell across Sasuke's cheeks, "Thank you Sakura-chan."

"Sakura I'm done," Itachi stated in a soft voice.

"Alright! We can start hanging the posters on this tree; as soon as Shisui is done with that poster and it's up we can start the campaign," Sakura exclaimed her features glowing with excitement. Sasuke's face also glowed though he tried to hide it a bit more.

"Wait," Shisui said cautiously, "Are we really going to go through with this? I mean not to be a downer but are they really going to take us seriously? We are underage; even with Itachi and me I still don't think everyone will actually respect our actions," he concluded in a somber tone.

Itachi blinked, the beginning of an invisible frown marring his features. He hadn't thought that age was a problem. In fact no thought that something could go wrong entered his mind, he was too preoccupied with Sakura's and Sasuke's happiness that he completely overlooked any roadblocks. Seeing Sakura's sad green eyes and the frown on Sasuke's face he realized that the campaign had to go on one way or another. Both children had put their all to stop now.

"I got it!" Exclaimed Sasuke, "Instead of an actual campaign we can do a petition for the starting of the campaign. We need at least fifty people to sign on order for the Hokage to do something about it. Sakura can you make a signup sheet, it should have a column for name, address, and phone number."

"Sasuke that's a great idea," Itachi complemented while Sakura nodded enthusiastically and started on the sheet.

"Not bad cousin. We can show the Third the petition and I'm sure he'll take care of the rest," Shisui added.

"Thank you," Sasuke said shyly.

"Ok so everything's ready," Sakura declared, all we need now is the signatures."

Soon a high pitch voice was heard throughout the park stating that women and children weren't safe.

Cerulean eyes watched as people crowded around a table with three black haired males and a pretty girl with pink hair. From his position on the swing set he couldn't hear what was coming out of the pink haired angels mouth, he could make out wild hand gestures ( especially to the oldest looking male, he was wearing a shirt with white bold writing) and her rosy mouth was moving rapidly as she captivated the crowd with her words. The curious blond boy decided to go see what was going on... and to get a closer look at the pink haired angel.

Two hours and twenty-three minutes after starting Sakura was talking to the last crowd of the day. Surprisingly the group of underaged kids managed to get near one hundred signatures and

-without meaning to- fifteen sponsors. The good looks of the Uchiha males brought in many females, especially teenagers that knew who Itachi and Shisui were. Sakura herself managed to get in quite a number of females and males with her amazing vocal skills and uncommon appearance.

As the last crowd dispersed Itachi and Shisui started to take down the posters, the group was getting hungry; apart from that Sakura and Sasuke wanted to play for a while.

"Whew, that was intense," stated Sakura. "But the the amount of signatures we got should make the Hokage do something."

"It should Sakura," Itachi confirmed, "at the most the Third could do a sort of penalty to any pervert that's found or discovered."

"Pervert? Are you guys trying to stop them? Sign me up!" A boys high pitch voice was heard.

Itachi and Shisui instantly knew who the newcomer was. They weren't against him in any way, in fact Itachi was curious to see how the three children would get along.

As Sasuke and Sakura turned to face the blond haired boy, Shisui and Itachi also stopped taking down posters to look at him.

"Tch, you can't sign," Sasuke all but sneered at the blue eyed boy. In his eyes the boy was a threat to Sasuke's new friend, he wasn't going to let anyone take Sakura away from him. "You're too young to sign... dobe," he added as an afterthought.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME TEME?!"

A/N: I'm so sorry everyone :( school got in the way; but thankfully AP exams and finals are done. I hope you guys can forgive me. I said before I will finish this story that's a given and the sequel is one I can't wait to get started on.

I had many complications with the beginning of this chapter, the way I had started it previously had me at a roadblock until a few days ago when I decided to rewrite it differently. I can't say I'm absolutely proud of this chapter but I do like the ending. The introduced character is one that should have been thrown in there sometime ago. Fugaku still hates Sakura, the elders don't know about her (hint hint) and about 95% of the clan hasn't seen her. I promise to start on the next chapter in three days and try to get it out before July 20.