Peach Viewer Mail
Episode 21: Possessions

"Peach Viewer Mail is so popular, that we have received an offer by mail to put this on national TV!" said Peach.

Peach waved her hands up in the air, triumphantly.

"Lemme see," said Pit, angrily, with his wings nailed down to the ground, holding him there.

Peach passed Pit the letter.

"Hey! That's my mail!" said Pit angrily.

Pit read the letter. "It's a letter from the president commending me for my effort and aid devoted to a charity!"

"Nu-uh," said Peach, "It's for me!"

"No it isn't," said Pit angrily.

"Well, how come I found it?" asked Peach angrily.

"Because you were going through my mail!" said Pit angrily.

"Oh," said Peach.

Peach thought about that for a while.

"Well, how come I found it?" asked Peach angrily.

"Because you were going through my mail!" said Pit angrily.

"Oh," said Peach.

Peach thought about that for a while.

"Well, time to check mail!" said Peach, opening her inbox.

"Letter one!" said Peach.

"Dear Peach,

Hello,YOU HAVE JUST WON $1.00! Just send all your possessions to Kirby's room! The dollar will be on the floor!

From,
Some...Hollywood Movie Producer!"

"Ooh…" said Peach, "A Hollywood Movie Producer wants me to make Peach Viewer Mail into a film?"

Pit sighed.

"Peach, Kirby is trying to steal your stuff," said Pit.

"Oh yeah? Well I'll prove you wrong!" said Peach. "I'll put all of my possessions into Kirby's room!"

Pit sighed.

"Well, help me sort out then!" said Peach angrily.

"I can't!" said Pit.

"How come?" asked Peach.

"Because you nailed me to the ground!" said Pit, angrily.

"Well Pit, I think you're lying!" said Peach.

"Look at me! The nails! Everything! How am I not nailed to the ground?"

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"Well… well… uh," said Peach.

"AND BY THE WAY," said Yoshizilla, "MY PROFILE HAS HAD OVER TEN THOUSAND HITS!1 GO ME! GO ME!"

"Thank you for that," said Peach, "That was the best comeback ever! You've really contributed to the SSBM fanfiction community!"

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"Well, Pit, you better help me get my stuff into Kirby's room!" said Kirby.

"For the last time, I'm chained down to the ground!" yelled Pit.

"Fine then, I'll do it myself!" said Peach.

Peach moved her carpet, two chairs, a table, a queen sized bed-

"More like, princess sized bed!" said Peach.

The joke renewal authority removed Peach's rights to tell a joke.

Peach moved her carpet, two chairs, a table, a queen sized bed, a snooker table, Pit, Link ('s dead carcass), Yoshi (half dead), Yoshizilla's ego (in such a bad condition anyway), the crocodile pit, the giant-swingy-thing trap that hits you if you stand under it, four tubs of Vaseline, a 'Far Side' calendar, three giant cupboards, uneaten food, a computer, Mr. Game and Watch's 'gentlemen' magazines, a tub of yoghurt alcohol and a pancake factory outside Kirby's room.

"Yay! I have a dollar! What a trade!" said Peach, "That was so worth it!"

Peach dropped the dollar, and it rolled into the drain.

"NUEEEZ!1" screamed Peach, crying.

THE END

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