A/N: Unexpectedly, another chapter arrives! Hope you guys and gals enjoy it.
Chapter XXI: Anger Ensues
Py dancing: Seriously, this is getting annoying. Shouldn't we be trying to ride the chickens to Las Vegas so we can talk to Tinker Bell's cousin?
Drew correctly: No, we should be going to Los Angeles.
Py dancing: Bah, different sameness!
Drew admonishingly: No, that's "same difference." And, it's not the same difference either.
Py dancing: Okay, how it is that I'm saying things wrongly?
Drew reprimanding: No, it's "how is it that I'm saying things incorrectly;" at least, that sounds better. And I have no idea.
Py dancing: Well, to get back on topic-
Drew curiously: When did you stop being dialogue boxed?
Py dancing: I dunno, a while ago? Anyway, shouldn't we be trying to ride the chickens to Las Vegas so we can talk to Tinker Bell's cousin?
Drew madly: I already told you, we're going to Los Angeles!
Py dancing: Why do you get to choose where we go? Fine! We'll go to Manhattan!
Drew furious: I said LOS ANGELES!
Py dancing: Salem?
Drew outraged: LOS ANGELES!!!
Py dancing: Harrisburg?
Drew insane: LOS ANGELES!!!
Py dancing: … Tokyo?
Drew pondering: … Tokyo's cool…
Py dancing: Great!
Drew: But why would we go to Tokyo? Aren't we going to talk to Tinker Bell's cousin?
Py dancing: Yeah, exactly… We're seeing Tink's cousin, who is in Tokyo…? Duh!
Drew madly: No, she's in Los Angeles.
Py dancing: Well, why didn't you say so? Off to Florida!
Drew: … Los Angeles is in California.
Py dancing: And Tokyo is in Alaska, right?
Drew: No… Tokyo is in Japan. It's the place that always gets attacked by giant bugs and stuff.
Py dancing: Oh.
Drew: Off to Los Angeles!
Py dancing: To meet Mushu's cousin!
Drew: Mushu is a dragon, not a fairy – and definitely not Tinker Bell. He was in Mulan.
Py dancing: Oh, but the Seven Dwarves were in Pocahontas, right?
Drew sighing: … Uh, yeah, sure. Whatever.
Py dancing: Can ya wait a sec?
Drew: Why?
Py dancing: I wanna finish my dance!
Eventually, Py's dancing came to an end, and the two embarked to Los Angeles.
Py: Aw…
Drew: What?
Py: The underlines made my dancing stop… That's not fair.
Drew: … I thought you didn't want to dance in the first place.
Py and Drew mounted their chickens, and began to fly, though not swiftly, to Los Angeles.
Drew: Onward! To victory!
Py: Or defeat! Whichever comes first!
Drew: Judging by our recent adventures, defeat is the more likely of the two…
At Los Angeles
Py: We're here!
Drew: Great… So now where's Tinker Bell's cousin?
Py: No idea. Did she give you the address?
Drew: No…
Py: Then how does that help us?
Drew: … Well, why didn't you ask for it from her?
Py: I thought she gave you the address!
Drew: But she didn't! Besides, you were standing next to me when she talked…
Py: But I just found that out!
Drew: So why didn't you ask her for it?
Py: This is getting ridiculous…
Back in Hyrule
Zelda: Shoot, where'd those two go?
Link dialogue boxed: Umm… Maybe we should ask this Goron.
Ganondorf: Hey, you there!
Pierre: Oh, me?
Ganondorf: Yes, you! Have you recently seen two idiots running by here?
Pierre: Uh, which two idiots?
Jedediah: The ones that look like they're from another world.
Pierre: Oh, you mean Mario and Luigi? Yeah, we're tight.
Zelda: Those buffoons were trying to sabotage our game again?
Link dialogue boxed: Mr. Goron, name all the idiots you've seen in the past half-hour.
Pierre: Okay, so there's been… Mario, Luigi, you guys, this weird mailman in his underpants, and two guys who wanted to know how to ride kitchens.
Jedediah: That's it! Py and Drew must be posing as an underpants-wearing mailman!
Zelda: Jed, you're a genius!
Link dialogue boxed: And what am I? Chopped liver?
Ganondorf: Pretty much.
Link dialogue boxed, annoyed: So Mr. Goron, would you kindly show us the way to this mailman you saw?
Pierre: Umm… Well, you see, he… Well…
Ganondorf: What's wrong? Spit it out!
Pierre: No, it's not that easy to. It's just… I can't explain it!
Zelda: You tried running away from him, didn't you?
Pierre ashamed, sheepishly: Err, no. Maybe… Yes.
Ganondorf: Ha! You ran away from a mailman? Coward!
Pierre: What! I am not a coward.
Ganondorf: But you ran away from a mailman.
Pierre: … So? He was as scary as… As scary as… as clowns!
Zelda: Clowns aren't scary.
Link dialogue boxed: What? Clowns are terrifying!
Zelda: No they're not! They're cute and… white.
Ganondorf: Uh, guys… Shouldn't we be tracking down the mailman?
Link dialogue boxed: Ew! Clowns are disgusting.
Zelda: You lie! I love clowns…
Link dialogue boxed: As much as you love Drew?
Zelda: You still haven't dropped that?
Link dialogue boxed: Why would I?
Zelda: You should be ashamed of yourself! You broke up with me first and went out with Carlos!
Link dialogue boxed: Why in the world would I go out with a barrel?!
Ganondorf: Wanna bet how long they're gonna fight? Thirty rupees says it'll take two hours.
Jedediah: Forty of them for five hours.