Sorry for taking so long. School started.
Carlisle pov
I love hunting with my sons on Bachelor night, but tonight is dreadful.
I suppose we should have known that the girls never go hunting because we never run into them…
I just never imagined that they go clubbing.
"Edward, do you know anything yet?" Emmett asked. My biggest son is the most childlike. He keeps whining because of the girls' shirts.
"No, I don't know, Emmett. I can't see the future like Alice!"
All of my sons, and myself I guess, want to be with our wives.
I don't want Esme to be with other men!
Jacob is the only one really getting into the hunt. I suppose he had to resist Nessie for so long that he can do it now.
"Emmett! Can you try to control your emotions?" Jasper yells.
"No, I need Rose!"
"Why can't we? I think we could." Edward suggests.
"Does anyone know where they are at?" Jacob asks.
"Silly boy. Don't you know we can smell them out?" Emmett says.
"Let's go then," I say. I want to see my wife. I start running home.
We go back to the house first and change our clothes. None of us were really focusing when we were hunting so we got a little messy.
After we change we follow Rosalie's trail. We follow it all the way to Seattle where there is a night club.
"Whoa," That's right there is a really long line here.
"So we have some options here," Jasper says, "We could wait in the line and pay, which would make Esme happy or we could sneak in now."
Usually I am in for the line waiting and pleasing Esme, but I want to please Esme now!
"Let's go then," Edward says.
We run fast past the security guard and get into the club.
There are a ton of people in here. The women in here are all showing skin. Back in my time it was popular not to show skin. I guess times have changed.
"Do you guys see them?" Jasper asks.
We shake our heads.
"Let's head over to the bar," Emmett says. We all look at him.
"Well that is the first thing everyone else is doing," He says. Sometimes he really can be smart.
"I'll have a shot of vodka," Jasper says to the bartender when he asks what we want.
Edward, Jacob and I shake are heads.
"Can I do anything for you," The bartender asks Emmett.
Emmett says, "Yeah, have you seen a blonde way out of your league? She was wearing a white shirt with a checklist on it." I shake my head. Emmett always knew how to start a fight.
"Oh you mean the hot babes. Man the blonde with the hot ass is way out of your league!" Oh this is going to be bad. I try to give Jasper a look to see if he can calm them down. He doesn't look in my direction.
"No Emmett," Edward yells.
Emmett takes a swing at the bartender. Luckily Edward stops his hand. Other bartenders come over to see what is going on. Emmett keeps taking swings. All of my other sons are trying to keep Emmett back.
People around us start to look.
I hear the DJ stop the music. We are going to get kicked out.
"What is going on?" I hear Esme say. I look to my right and see her standing there.
"Emmett Dale McCarty Cullen, as soon as you get back from your honeymoon you are grounded!" Esme says in a strict voice.
"As for the rest of you, you are grounded for a week."
The fighting stops.
The manager kicks us out for life.
"Just until he dies," Emmett murmurs. Rosalie and Esme smack him on the back of his head.
"I don't want to go home yet!" Nessie whines.
"Oh My Gosh!" Alice says.
"No!" Edward says. I'm guessing it's bad.
"Nessie, we should go home and play a game. Truth or Dare at The Cullen's!" She announces like she is a game show host.
I can see why Edward thinks this is bad.
Unfortunately for Edward, Everyone else loves the idea, so we head home and start to play.
"Me first, me first, me first," Emmett whines.
"Because it is Emmett's wedding tomorrow, and Rosalie doesn't want to go first, I think we should let Emmett go first." Jasper says.
"First we need to talk rules," Esme states.
"No messing with the wedding, No dyeing hair, no hurting humans. Don't get caught." She says forcefully.
Man she is hot.
"Alright, Jake truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Okay your dare is to paint your car hot pink and keep it that way for a month."
"Can't I just drive Nessie's already-hot pink car for a month. Why do I have to paint mine?"
"If you don't want to do the dare you can do the other option," Emmett says.
"No I'm good." Jacob says quickly.
"Your turn Jakie," Nessie says.
"Sweetie, please don't call me that," Jake says to Nessie. "Bella T or D"
"Dare!"
"Oh Bella you are getting brave. Remember when we first start to play you would always take truth. We found out every thing about you r sex life." Jake says.
Bella would blush if she could.
Edward growls.
Emmett murmurs, "I couldn't make one comment."
"Bella, go upstairs on upstairs and take all of the clothes Alice just bought you and burn them."
Bella went upstairs and burned them so fast.
"Alice T or D"
"Oh do I have to Bells?" Alice complains.
"What are you talking about? I have no idea what you chose."
"Dare." Alice whispers, but we can all still hear her.
"You will not go on a shopping spree for me because I just burned those clothes." Bella says.
Alice frowns.
We keep playing for an hour. The Dares get worse. Nobody choose Truth.
At five am the girls leave to start getting ready. The wedding doesn't start till 3 in the afternoon!
Women!
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