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Chapter 20

Sasuke had been lying down for a second after working so hard to cover all the gaps on the side of the ship and stopping the leaks. He just wanted ONE minute of relaxing, but fate was against him as he heard a loud screeching sound above him. He stared up at the ceiling in bewilderment and shock, but he made sure Itachi and the others didn't see.

Did he just hear the famous call of youth?

He had stories from Kakashi about it but he never thought he'd actually hear it for himself. When Kakashi was an 'Advance Military Based Unit' (AMBU) his partner was said to be able to make 'the call' but no one else could. Even Lee still couldn't do it right.

Sasuke sat up straight and counted down from 3.

3….

2….

1….

"GAI-SAMA!!!!"

Bingo…. And that was Sasuke's sign to see what the hell was going on up on deck. He quickly made his way past a very confused and twitching Itachi (The power of Youth was Too much for the great Itachi), while avoiding the broken glass on the floor, and made his way upstairs. He stopped dead at the next words he heard, which was right after he exited the stairs.

"Your Majesty! Milady! What are you two doing here?!" Kakashi had yelled. Sasuke quickly jumped behind a barrel. He was surprised to see the Naruiko was there too.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" Sasuke demanded in a hushed voice.

She didn't answer, she just continued listening to Kakashi and The others talk.

Sasuke growled at being ignored but then shrugged it off. He made sure he wasn't spotted by anyone else before closing his eyes and focusing on the conversation Kakashi was having with the Queen and King.

"Awww Come on Kakashi! Is that any way to welcome your King and Queen? Show some more respect! Down on your knees slave!" Jaraiya (AKA the King) Whined and pouted un-royal-like while pointing down to the ground.

"NO! I'm a pirate now! I don't have to show anybody any respect anymore! And to hell with Kneeling! You're on MY ship! So you should be doing the kneeling!" Kakashi shouted like a kid who was scolded to clean his room. Sasuke shuddered as the next person started talking.

"WOULD YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP!? YOU TWO ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!"

Both men shut up and looked behind them to see a very pissed looking Tsunade (AKA the Queen). Kakashi laughed nervously and shuffled closer to the White haired King so he could whisper to him, without her majesty hearing him.

"Did you forget to bring the Sake again?"

"Yeah… and she's PMSing this month…. It's not a good combination." Jaraiya whispered back slowly and he took a few steps backwards so that Kakashi was closer to Tsunade, who looked about ready to grab one of them and beat the crap out of 'em. Tsunade took one step towards both of them and started to crack her knuckles threateningly. Kakashi and Jaraiya looked at each other for a second before nodding and trying to bolt in separate directions, but Tsunade was too quick for them. She snapped up her arms and grabbed both of them, Jaraiya by his long white hair, and Kakashi by his ankle. The one-eyed captain 'EEP'ed while he fell forward, his face hitting the floor and his ankle still in the iron grip of Tsunade.

Kakashi's crew was on the sidelines and they gaped in awe and fear at the amazing speed of Tsunade, if she could catch their captain then she must be really good. Then everyone gulped loudly when thy saw the evil intent in her eyes. She quickly spun around, dragging both men into the air and swung them around viciously. Kakashi and Jaraiya were yelling for their lives and their screams grew louder when they felt the grip on their ankle and hairs loosen. Tsunade let go of them and used their momentum to make them go flying. Tsunade smirked and looked up to see the two were still flying upwards, towards the vast ocean.

All the bystanders clapped and cheered at the display of strength and speed from their queen. Naruiko just snickered at Kakashi and Jaraiya's pain. Evil, evil woman. (she the exact opposite of Naruto basically) Itachi, Neji, and Shikamaru had just come up from cleaning down underneath and saw a few very strange things.

1st : Sasuke was cowering behind a barrel, twitching, and Naruiko was there also but she was cackling evilly.

2nd : The Queen was standing triumphantly in the middle of deck

3rd : Everyone else was clapping and cheering to her

And last but not least : There was a large splash westward from where they were standing, and they could only guess that those people who were thrown in the water were the victims of the strong and hot tempered Tsunade.

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' Stupid Kyuubi… Letting that Brat get away! He only wanted that scroll and blonde kid so he could save himself! Well, we had a deal! And he just had to go and be conceited. The eclipse is in three days! How the hell am I gonna find that Gaara kid on time? ' Shukaku was currently scolding himself and scheming in the corner of his small room. He felt that Kyuubi had betrayed him and his alliance to him. (Which isn't REALLY true but Shukaku is a stubborn bastard so.. shrugs).

"That's it Kyuubi! You'll be sleeping with the foxes tonight.(It's a whole play on "sleeping with the fished" if you didn't get it…)" Shukaku mumbled and went back to his scheming.

((Yeah.. well let's go see what Naruto is doing, shall we?))

Meanwhile, back in the captain's room…

"So… you mean to say that… When a guy and a guy like each other very much.. they.. fuck?" Naruto repeated aloud. Kyuubi had been spending the past hour trying to explain 'the birds and the bees' to our sweet innocent Naruto, but the boy just didn't get it!

And if you were wondering what happened right after Naruto woke up from the black out, he basically awoke with a really bad headache and a ranting demon chattering inside his mind. Sure, he was confused as hell at first but then he remembered the whole conversation and magic thing before fainting. And Kyuubi was bored and decided to explain things to the Naïve boy… And that's where we started.

" Yes… " Kyuubi sighed, hoping that the boy finally got the hang of the subject.

"But… What does that mean ?"

"What, what means?" Kyuubi snapped.

"F-Fucking…" Naruto stuttered as if he'd be slapped for saying that word. Kyuubi sighed and took in some deep breaths to calm himself. He had hoped that this conversation would be entertaining to him but now it was just getting aggravating.

"It means 'making love'…" Kyuubi was hidden deep in Naruto subconscious so he couldn't see Naruto's face, per say, but he could almost feel Naruto's blank and confused expression.

"'getting' jiggy with it..?"

Again with the confused look. Kyuubi groaned in frustration. He was basically humiliating himself by saying these absurd things to describe having sex!

"Doing IT….? Having sexual intercourse? Getting banged?" Again there was just the awkward silence. "You know what!? Next time you see you're precious Uchiha, go up to him and say 'I want you to pound into my cute little ass nice and hard' and you'll find out what getting fucked means. K?" Kyuubi said, his patience wearing thin.

"Okeedokee Kyu-chan!"

"Don't call me that!"

"What are you gonna do about it?" Naruto shot back. Kyuubi didn't answer but he snickered as he thought of ways of getting back at the boy. And he made a mental note to make his punishment worse with every time the boy called him 'Kyu-chan'.

He was quickly jolted out of his evil thoughts though when loud shouting was heard from outside the door and Yugito (the multi color haired girl with the two tailed cat demon or something you remember her? Okay good.) slammed the door open, her breathing was ragged and her eyes were flitting wildly around in order to spot his captain but she could only see the blonde kid.

"Where' Kyuubi!?" She shouted desperately, shaking the blonde to get the answer out of him.

"Naruto, Let me take over for a little while okay?" Kyuubi said and when Naruto and relaxed, Kyuubi slowly spread his soul and will throughout Naruto's lithe body and took control over it.

"Yugito, Relax and tell me what is happening. I am Kyuubi, I have done the ritual on the blonde." The blonde's voice was deeper and his eyes had turned a deep crimson, signaling that Kyuubi had taken over the boy. Kyuubi had said this calmly so as to try and soothe the frantic demon. She nodded in understanding and started to explain.

"It's Shukaku! He's gone completely mad! He may be lower class than us, but he's putting up one hell of a fight! And he's set the ship on fire! If we don't abandon ship before The fire spreads to the weaponry and canons than this whole ship is gonna explode with us on it! Hurry sir! We must leave immediately!" She yelled and urgently shoved the blonde out of the room, but Kyuubi forced his way back in and grabbed the scroll he needed, since it was all he could really carry, and started to run side by side with the now taller woman.

"Jeez Naruto, you're so Short! How can you stand it! Remind me to get you some high heels when we go to the next port." Kyuubi snickered. Naruto started yelling and howling in the back of his mind, where Kyuubi used to be.

Both Yugito and Kyuubi skidded to a halt when Shukaku suddenly appeared in front of them. His left arm had a huge gash in it, where blood seeped out and onto the floor, and he walked as if in a trance. Kyuubi could also see several second and third-degree burns along his body and his clothes were singed and ripped. His whole body moved fluidly towards them, bloodlust written all over his face.

"Shukaku! What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Kyuubi demanded while tightening his grip on the scroll he had clenched between his arms and chest. Shukaku growled and lunged towards his so called Captain.

"I trusted you! You said you would get us all a 'host' by 'day of the red moon'. Well guess what Kyuubi, It's in three days and I don't see that Gaara kid anywhere! Do you plan on finding him and doing the ritual within less than three days?! Forget you Kyuubi! I'll Find him myself! I'll just be taking that scroll and be on my way…" He hissed as he lunged at the blonde again, but even if Kyuubi was in a different body he still had his knowledge and experience, so he could still easily dodge the attacks.

Shukaku's punches and kicks became more violent as his patience wore out.

"Give me the damn scroll Kyuubi!"

"No!" Kyuubi shouted in a whiny voice, or it seemed whiny because he was in Naruto's body.

Yugito, getting tired of just watching them fight, stepped in the middle of them and quickly backhanded Shukaku right in the face.

"OH! PWNed!!! That dude just got pimp slapped!" Naruto shouted and Kyuubi chuckled because he knew Naruto didn't even know what 'pimp' meant and the fact that Naruto was being so childish.

Shukaku was lying on the floor, panting heavily; he was finally feeling his exhaustion kicking in. He soon fell unconscious. Yugito sniffed in annoyance, but froze when she smelt something. Kyuubi noticed and also sniffed the air. It smelt of smoke and burning wood. The ship was on fire! They needed to get the heck outta there, and fast!

Kyuubi and Yugito started running down the hall as fast as they could.

"Wait! What about Shukaku! You can't just leave him there!" Naruto shouted, trying to gain control over his body again so he could help the fallen pirate.

"No Gaki! Jut let us leave 'im!" Kyuubi shouted in his mind, trying to get Naruto to calm down.

"No! Kyuubi! He's one of your men for kami sake! You're just gonna leave him there!?" Naruto shouted stubbornly. Kyuubi sighed and gave up. He quickly turned around and started speeding off back down the hall.

"Sir, You're going the wrong way!" Yugito shouted while she stopped for her captain.

"Go on ahead! Don't worry about me! Just go!" Kyuubi shouted back but he never stopped. The she-demon seemed hesitant but she believed in her captain and continued to dash up the stairs and rush to the edge of the ship, towards the life boats.

Kyuubi hurriedly jumped over Shukaku's body, turned, grabbed hold of his arm, tossed him over his shoulder and onto his back, while he sped forward towards where he was running previously. He did this all in one fluid movement.

"Sugoi!" Naruto exclaimed in awe at how graceful and agile Kyuubi was. Naruto didn't even know his body could do that. Kyuubi would've chuckled at Naruto's stupidity but he couldn't get himself to do so, what with holding a person almost two times his size and trying to avoid fires.

He went to jump up the stairs but stopped immediately when he realized that they were blocked by large flames. His eyes widened in horror and he turned around in a complete circle to look for another way out but he only could find one. The only other hallway that wasn't engulfed in flames was the one towards the kitchen. He shrugged and sped off down that hallway.

Kyuubi stopped as he reached the door to the kitchen. He lifted his leg and shoved his foot against the closed door a few times before it swung open. He quickly sped in and slammed the door behind himself just as a giant flame seared his right foot.

"Shit" Kyuubi hissed in pain as he dropped Shukaku's unconscious body onto the floor and slid down to his knees.

"Now look what you got us into! If we didn't have to go back we'd be in the life boats safe and sound!" Kyuubi scolded. Naruto placed his fists on his hips and stuck out his tongue defiantly.

"Kit… I think…(huffhuff) you need… (pant) to take over for now… I've used up too… much energy…" Kyuubi said and started to pant harshly. Naruto nodded and was allowed to take back his body once again.

Naruto fliched his eyes around the room curiously but regretted it as he saw two lifeless bodies on the floor, covered in blood. He gulped and forced himself to look away and find a way out of this mess.

What the hell am I gonna do know?

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"Sasuke! Is that you!? Kakashi! Why is he on your ship!?" Tsunade yelled. She knew Sasuke went missing but she never expected the boy to become a pirate!

' Well.. I guess that would sort of make sense, seeing as his asshole of a brother is a marine. And what's a marines worst enemy? A pirate… '

"Well… You see… About that… Ummm…" Kakashi said and faltered A LOT. Tsunade crossed her arms under her breasts and tapped her foot impatiently while turning to Sasuke for the answer.

"I didn't feel like staying in the castle anymore and I forced Kakashi to bring me with him." Sasuke said in a complete emotionless voice, but inside he was freaking out.

' Okay first my dobe goes missing, then she has to come along and delay our whole search! He could be being beaten or molested at this very moment! What if he's in a life or death situation and we're not there to help him!? Oh she'll regret it if he has more than a scratch on his head. I don't care if she has unnatural strength from the gods, I'll kill her, and Kyuubi too…. and Itachi just because he pisses me off. '

Sasuke glared at Tsunade and she just glared back.

"After your parents died I was nice enough to take you in and you just go ahead and run away! You know how worried we were!?" Tsunade yelled.

"We would've kicked him off and sent his butt over to you if we knew he was i royalty /i " Sai chimed in and fake-smiled towards Sasuke. The taller raven growled menacingly and went to go punch the boy in the face but he was held back by Kakashi.

"And Itachi! Where do you think You're going!!?" Tsunade screeched. "I've been looking for you too, young man!" She scolded and slapped him over the head. He hissed in pain and went to try and sneak away but there weren't many escape routes, seeing as they were in a boat surrounded by masses of water.

"Oh and Kakashi, What did happen to this ship? Were you attacked?" She asked as she looked at the various piles of debris and the fallen mast. (She seems to have a short attention span)

"Yeah well, we were attacked but.. you see… it was by Kyuubi…" Kakashi mumbled. Tsunade froze and widened her eyes.

"And you're still alive !!" Jaraiya screeched this time.

"Only because of Naruto…" Sasuke mumbled, and everyone bowed their heads as they got flash backs of the blonde haired blue eyed ball of energy.

"Naruto? Never heard of him. Did he die or somethin'?" Jaraiya asked uncertain.

"Naruto… Was a really great kid who just wanted some friends…" Sakura said sadly.

"And no. He's not dead. We were actually going to go search for him once we were done cleaning up this mess. He was taken by Kyuubi—"

"And we ARE going to get him back." Sasuke said interrupting Shikamaru.

"Oh no you don't! I'm still your step-mother and I'm ordering you to stay away from Kyuubi!" Tsunade yelled furiously. Jaraiya tried to calm her down by putting a hand on her shoulder but he was lucky he didn't get it snapped off with the way Tsunade grabbed his wrist.

" Yes We are! I don't care what you say! We're getting him back!" Sasuke shouted stubbornly and he didn't care that we basically didn't have an emotionless mask anymore; he was going to get through to her, and get his Naruto back!

"Stop being so obstinate and conceited! He's probably already dead anyway!"

"I'm not going to believe that until I see it with my own eyes!"

"Why do you care about him so much!?"

"Because I love him!" Sasuke slapped his hands over his mouth and he stood there, frozen. He had no idea he had those kinds of feelings for the dobe, and he guessed the others didn't know either; with the way they were looking at him.

Naruiko was slightly surprised as well, but she didn't let it show. She laughed at the thought of her lil' brother having a fanclub. And he had a big one at that. He got all the gays and she could get the straights. They made the perfect team. Ha!

Tsunade looked worried and hesitant now. She wasn't worried because Sasuke was a homosexual or anything; she was never the kind to judge someone by their sexuality, but she was worried that he would go after this Naruto kid and not come back alive.

"And I'm guessing that everyone else wants to go get this boy back also…?" Tsunade sighed when everyone nodded instantly. Sakura had a smug and triumphant look on her face as Shino gave her 10 gold crowns (the gold coin things). They had made a bet on whether Sasuke loved Naruto or Not. She won, of course, and she didn't really mind about Sasuke not liking her anymore; she moved from being a Sasuke fan to a Yaoi fan (Specifically Sasunaru Yaoi. Lol)

"Alright… But if we go then you're taking my ship!"

I would like to thank everyone for their comments! They make me so happy!! I don't need anymore Comments now. I'm happy with the comments i've gotten. Though you can still commment if you want i don't mind. Love you guys! And thanks for still reading this story even though it's sorta going down hill now (or atleast I think it is.) w/e.