Excuse the grammer and/or spelling mistakes. I'm lazy and don't want to read through the story.
- - Fangirls of: - -
Marluxia
Zexion
Saix
- - Should not be mad at me for this chapter. - -
Saix gets hit with that billboard. Oh yeah.
Apparently, there are fans of Pence. ..So I apologize for saying that aren't any.
And I'm going to rant. Why? Because I feel like it.Anon. review said this:
"Actually Zexion true alias is
'The CLoaked Schemer' in case you didn't know, and also, he can do freaky mind tricks and could've easily had Mike on the floor bawling like a baby, and he does have a weapon. Sorry, Fangirliness taking over, I'm better now, good story!"
So. My response:
His English alias is the Cloaked Schemer. His Japanese one - and therefore true one - is the Shadow Walking Tactition. And how do I know this? It was on wikipedia before the English game was released. I know he does freaky mind tricks. But, hello, "slightly AU". So Mike beats the shit out of him. As for the weapon of his, that's a rumor that hasn't been verified yet.
And now I'm done. So have fun reading. And if that reviewer reviews again, nothing against you, I just like to point certain things out.
Zexion had just realized that Marluxia had gotten seperated from him. He sighed. "...This is just great... Fucktacular." He turned to look for Marluxia, only to be hit by the falling Hayner and forced to the ground. Hayner rolled off of him and stood up. He stared at Zexion, then eyed the scythe that had appeared in his hand.
"...Uh...Sorry..." Hayner muttered, taking a few steps back.
"You stupid fucker!"
Hayner turned and bolted, Zexion jumping to his feet and starting to chase after him. Before long, Roxas jumped in front of him, causing him to skid to a stop. "Now, hold on, Zexion!"
Zexion snarled. "Get the hell out of my way!"
"Zexion-"
"Shut the hell up and move!"
Roxas paused before answering and pointed behind Zexion. Zexion turned, spotted Saix, and ducked into an alleyway. Satisfied, Roxas turned and walked over to where Hayner is standing with Olette and Pence.
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Marluxia was currently trying to figure out a way to get away from Saix. He couldn't teleport because there were too many people around. He couldn't hide as there were no good hiding places. He came to the conclusion that the only waywas to use Zexion's powers. But he had no idea how to do that."Shit! Come on, stupid powers! Work!" Marluxia turned back around, spotted Saix, and continued frantically trying to work Zexion's powers. He was so wrapped up in trying to get them to work that he didn't notice when Saix stopped behind him.
"Zexion," Saix said calmly, reaching out for him.
Marluxia jumped, screamed, and ran through the crowd, pushing people out of his way. Saix watched him, and wondered what the hell had gotten into the Organization. He sighed and started to follow Marluxia.
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Axel, Cyclone, and Xena were waiting impaitently for Demyx to finish his third hotdog. Cyclone and Xena wanted to actually go on a ride before the park closed. Axel, of course, just wanted to leave to find something funfor him to do. Like burn down a building. Or kill Demyx. "Dammit, Demyx!" Axel snarled. "Hurry the hell up!"
Xena sighed. "I'd think you would want him to eat more. Seeing as you don't want to do anything," she said, smirking.
"I do want to do something."
"Besides go home," Cyclone added.
Axel hesitated, then shook his head. "Then, no. I don't want to do anything."
"Done!" Demyx said, drawing their attention to him. "Now, I want a hot fudge sundae with sprinkles and vanilla ice cream on top, and-"
"Demyx, shut up."
"With gummy bears and sour worms and-"
"Axel, go get him a hot fudge sundae."
Axel scowled and walked over to the ice cream place. Demyx followed him, grinning and talking nonstop. Xena checked the time and groans. "This stupid park closes in one hour!" she told Cyclone. "If Demyx doesn't hurry up, we'll leave without having gone on a ride."
Cyclone shrugged. "Yeah, well... I would like to force Axel onto a ride," she decided.
Demyx, still grinning, walked over to them with his ice cream in his hands. Xena, as Demyx began to shovel the ice cream down his throat, "Well, that was quick..."
"People tend to work faster when they have a flaming chakram at their neck," Demyx said, letting the ice cream sit in his hands.
"Mm hmm... and where's Axel?" Cyclone asked.
"Destorying the ice cream place."
At that moment, there was an explosion as Axel lit the stove (which was used to make deep-fried ice cream) on fire.
"See?"
"Does he have to destroy something everywhere we go?" Cyclone said, sighing.
Demyx shrugged. "Supposedly, it relaxed him." He paused,looked at the ice cream melting in his hands, and continued. "But I don't think so. I think he just likes to blow things up."
Axel, who had walked over in time to hear that last statement, "So what if I like to blow things up? You like to pull pranks that put people in danger."
"Prank," Demyx corrected. "Not pranks. Only one."
"That one prank killed fifteen people."
"Well, I didn't know 'em."
"Demyx, shut the hell up and finish that ice cream!" Xena snapped, checking her watch again.
"But if I eat too fast, I'll get brainfreeze," Demyx whined.
"Just eat the ice cream."
"I told you-"
Axel reached forward, snatched the ice cream away from Demyx, and then poured it into his open mouth. "Now you can all shut up about the stupid ice cream," he snapped.
Demyx swallowed all the ice cream, "Aw, dude... I can feel the brainfreeze coming..."
"Stop complaining," Axel said.
"Oh, finally!" Cyclone and Xena stood up. "Let's go on a ride."
"I get to pick it," Demyx said.
"And why is that?" Xena asked.
"Cause Axel gave me brainfreeze."
Cyclone rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Just don't puke on the ride."
"Why would I puke?"
"Because you ate so much," Axel growled.
"And you're coming on the ride, Axel," Cyclone said.
"I am not!"
"All of you shut up and let's go," Xena said, starting to walk away.
"I'm not getting on that ride!"
No one answered Axel. Demyx stood and followed after Xena, who was already on the way to a ride. Cyclone grasped Axel's wrist and pulled him after the other two, ignoring his complaints.
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At the front gate, two secruity guards were talking to each other when one noticed thunder overhead."Think we should close the park early today?" Matt asked his partner, Joseph as lightening struck in the not-so-distant distance.
Joseph shrugged."I suppose we should. Unless you want the water to be hit by lightening and kill everyone in the park."
Matt paused."Well..." he said thoughtfully.
Joseph shot his partner an odd look. "Make an annoucement saying the park is closing on account of the storm and everyone needs to leave," he ordered.
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Saix paused - along with everyone around him - and listened to the annoucement. When it ended, he started moving towards the exit, planning to catch Marluxia (who is really Zexion) there. Unfortunetly for him, a group of teenagers walking by knocked him into the sideof a worn down building. Before he could move, a billboard on top worked loose and fell.
Landing right on top of Saix's head. Saix's eyes widened briefly before he crumbled to the ground unconscious.
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Back at the castle, Larxene was standing in front of an open window, watching as lightening struck the town below. Standing behind her was Xigbar, watching her continue to destroy the town."What the hell are you doing?" Xigbar asked rudely.
"Making a storm, Xigbar," Larxene answerd."Duh. Why don't you go and torture some people in the town?"
Xigbar shrugged. "Sure," he said, anddisappeared.
Larxene smirked andwent back to her storm.
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"The park is...closing...?" Cyclone repeated.
Axel cheered, throwing his fist into the air in triumph."Yes!"
"We didn't even get to go on a ride," Xena muttered, ignoring Axel's celebration dance going on behind her.
"Aw..." Demyx said, before grinning."Hmm... This storm needs some rain!"
And it automatically started raining.
Axel stopped his dance instantly. "Damn you, Demyx..."He pushed Demyx into a newly made puddle - where he giggled insanely - and then jumped in after him, straddling him at the waist and shoving a chakram at his neck.
Demyx paused."You know... This would look so very wrong to people walking by," he muttered, wriggling underneath Axel.
Axel scowled.
"What? A soaking wet dude straddling another soaking - and shirtless - dude... Could seem like a...ah...yaoi moment." He grinned at the look on Axel's face.
As if to prove his point, Cyclone,in a loud, high-pitched, preppy voice, cut in. "Guuyyss! If you have to do this, get a room!"
"Told ya."
Xenajoined,in a voice nearly identical to Cyclone's. "Like, duh! No one wants to see you two screwing each other in the rain! Right, Cy?"
"Like, totally!"
"I'm going to kill all of you," Axel snarled,putting hisother chakram toDemyx's neck.
Demyx paniced andwimpered."No, Axel! Stop!"
Many of the passerbys who were staring now think that Axel was attempting to rape Demyx.
"C'mon, Axel!" Demyx pleaded."I'll be good, I promise! Just please...don't do this..."
And it was not helping that Demyx has grasped Axel's waist in an attempt to push him off, resulting in Axel looking as if he is trying to thrust into Demyx.
"Uh... Move along people," Xena said, her and Cyclone moving in front of the two.
"Yeah. We can handle this," Cyclone said, nodding.
A passerby quirked an eyebrow."Are you sure?" he asked.
Demyx, as Axel smacks him with a chakram, emitted whatcould have been interpreted as a sensual groan."Ow! Axel! Watch where you're poking that thing! That hurt, dammit!"
"Quiet. And let go of me!" Axel ordered.
The passerby, watching as Axel tries to wrench Demyx's hand off him, "Because-"
"We got it covered. Now go," Cyclone snapped.
The passerby left, mostly because his friend pulled him away. Xena and Cyclone turned to Axel and Demyx and set to pulling Axel off of Demyx before he killed him.
There. Chapter 21. Interesting, ya? Especially the end... I couldn't help myself.
Guess where I got the billboard thing from. I might give someone a guest role spot thing. Later on, of course.
Next chapter- Cyclone describes the degrees of...something...