Sexual Content.

And I know, I know, I've already updated tonight but I'm in that mood.

And this is my new Favorite song!

Getting what I want boy, Why does that make you so made. Why does it feel so good, so good to be bad.

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AMAZING. GO. LISTEN. TO. IT. NOW.

Valkyrie Cain sank in the arms of a human Skulduggery Pleasant.

This was nice. Good. She confessed her feelings for Skulduggery and he had confessed his feelings for her. They were together. It was nice. Good. Skulduggery started kissing her neck and she sighed. She loved his lips. They were soft, but hard. Masculine but cute. Sultry yet demanding. He caused her so much pleasure it hurt. Felt so good that it was bad. But he never gave her what she fully wanted. They had had sex, sure. But Skulduggery found it funny to tease the shit out of her. Fuck him.

When she got her way, he got mad, and when he got mad, he got rough. And well, a rough Skulduggery was not pleasant, (see what I did there?) it sucked.

Really badly.

But why? That was what she wanted to ask him. Why does he get mad when she gets what she wants? What did it matter?

Skulduggery was biting her earlobe now and it brought her back to reality. Damn he was a good kisser. She shivered as his hands traced patterns and lines across the small of her back.

Why was he so damn good at this?!

"Valkyrie, I'm liking my new bed, but tonight I wanna be in yours." He whispered seductively in her ear.

She pulled away from him, "Skulduggery did... Did you just use a pick up line on me?"

He gave her a wicked smirk and said, "I'm like a firefighter."

"What?"

"Didn't you know Val? I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet." (Shit, that's a bad one...)

She glared at him, "Skulduggery that's disgusting."

"Maybe so, but its true. Hey, do you wanna play Strip Poker later?"

"Oh, god."

"You can strip and I'll poke you."

"Oh, wow."

She got off of his lap and pulled him up by the hand.

"If its trouble that you're looking for Skulduggery, well, baby here I am..."

Skulduggery gave her a wicked grin and scooped her up and carried her to her bedroom.

Wow, that was...wow.