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"Sniff?" Remus asked as he raised an eyebrow in amusement. "I suppose your "puppy" is named after Snuffles?"
"Yea-huh!"
"...innocent...how?" Severus asked when he got his breathe back.
"They found Peter Pettigrew in a whore house and captured him. There were rumors that he liked to go there, so they had an attractive female aurora to work undercover there." Remus explained to Severus, who nodded his head still in shock. "Sirius was acquitted of his crime midnight last night."
"...I see..." Severus said thoughtfully, then asked. "So, where is your trouble making friend?"
"Behind you." Sirius's breathe into Severus's ear. Severus jumped in fright and something else...He glared at Sirius who grinned as he pulled up a chair and sat in between Severus and Remus. Shyane watched Sirius in confusion at who this new person was.
"Can't we eat our food in peace." Severus growled at Sirius, who just kept grinning.
"Of course, I'm not stopping you." Sirius said as he gestured towards Severus's plate. "Feel free."
"Sniff is done, Mummy." Shyane said as she showed Severus a mostly empty plate. "We eated! I want to go to the park and play!"
"Let's go. I've seem to have lost my appetite." Severus said as he glared at Sirius, who winced slightly. The grin was starting to look slightly forced. Severus laid his money for the bill on the table, picked Shyane up, and walked towards the door.
"We'll go with you." Remus said as he stood up and followed them. Sirius got up and walked close to Remus.
"Sniff?!" He whispered/asked Remus, who shrugged.
"Just concentrate on the adult that you want." Remus reminded him. They both winced when Severus turned his head for a second to glare at Sirius. "You'll need to..."
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" I wanna go on that wide!" Shyane exclaimed as she pulled Severus to slide. He helped her climb up and watched as she slide down. "Wee! Again, Mummy, again!"
Remus and Sirius watched in amusement as she dragged Severus around the playground in the park and played on every ride she could.
"Shyane, Mummy needs to rest a bit." Severus said while sitting down on a nearby bench. Shyane's face changed to a suspiciously grinning face.
"Uncky Roomus can pway with me!" She said as she grabbed Remus's hand and ran off while pulling him. Severus watched slightly, well mostly, uncomfortable with Sirius sitting besides him.
"She's very cute." Sirius told Severus, who ignored him. "You know...they offered me a position at Hogwarts this year. They want me to be a permanent substitute. It's an odd title, but I'd be to fill in whenever someone's sick. So, if you're ever tired from teaching or something, you can call on me."
"I believe I will suffice." Severus told him with a slight glare. "I haven't needed you for a lot of things. So, tell me...why would I need you now Mister Black?"
"Everyone gets sick." Sirius pointed out to Severus, who crossed his arms and glared at him so more.
"I DON'T get sick. In my whole life so far, I've never been sick." Severus told Sirius, who grinned at him.
"Not true. I remember that one time you caught the flu." Sirius pointed out.
"Do you remember how I got it?!" Severus snapped at Sirius, whose grin faltered.
"H-how?" From the look on Severu's face, Sirius immediately regretted asking Severus that one-worded question.
"If I recall, you and your...friends decided that "Snivellus" was too greasy and had to be clean. You dunked me in the middle of a pond in the middle and coldest part of winter!?" Severus told Sirius in anger. "Don't grin at me like I'm your friend! Don't even talk to me! You-you-Mphmm!"
Severus was stopped from his rant before he could really explode, by Sirius kissing him. And whoa, was Sirius kissing him! Although...5 seconds later, Sirius realized or rather wished he had realized earlier that that wasn't the smartest decision he had ever made. Not when it ended up with him having knee to the groin and a punch to the face, resulting in a black eye.
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"That was really stupid." Remus stated yet again as he gave Sirius some fresh ice to put on his groin and eye. The old ice having melted.
"Shut up, Moony!" Sirius snapped at Remus in annoyance. "It...it just seemed like the time was right!"
"Oh, yeah. The time was right, for you! The time was also right for Severus to punch the shit out of you." Remus told Sirius as he shook his head. "You probably scared Severus away a little with that stunt."
"You...you don't think I did?!" Sirius asked worriedly. Remus shook his head and shrugged. "You're no help. All you due is point out what I did wrong."
"Don't blame me for your stupidity." Remus retorted, then giggled when Sirius tried to glare at him. "Sorry mate, but you don't look that intimidating while wearing ice on your eye and groin."
"Shut it." Sirius growled through clenched teeth.
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"Mummy, why Sniffles kiss kiss you?" Shyane asked Severus curiously.
"Snuffles? That wasn't Snuffles, although they are probably the same species...." Severus told Shyane.
"Na-uh! I forgotted Sniffles was Sniffles until sounded like a puppy when Mummy kicked him in his private!" Shyane told Severus, who just looked at her confused. "I hope Sniffles is better."
"I don't understand you." Severus told her. "Snuffles is a dog. Black is a bas-I mean-human."
"Na-uh! I saw Snuffles today!" Shyane argued as she shook her head
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