FireLight Horrors

Chapter Title: Poor Persian Cat

Lainey-bo-bainey


insanely--sakura:
Hey Ino.

crazie--blonde: ello! Wazzup?

insanely--sakura: all good. Ten-Ten's here too

crazie--blonde: is she sleeping over?

insanely--sakura: yup.

crazie--blonde: that's SO unfair! I get to be stuck in a supposedly 'nature house'

crazie--blonde: nature my ass. Help me, I'm gonna get eaten alive by a bunch of stupid bugs

insanely--sakura: you sound desperate.

crazie--blonde: Maybe it's cuz I AM! Help me Sakura!

insanely--sakura: what kind of 'help' do you expect me to give? Rent a private jet and fly you out of there?

crazie--blonde: thanks for the encouragement…not

insanely--sakura: you know you're always welcome.

crazie--blonde: you are so not making my day any better.

insanely--sakura: never intended to.

crazie--blonde: UGH! SCREW YOU! YOUR FACE!

Reading the prior conversation between Sakura and Ino, Ten-Ten, who sat beside Sakura before the computer, burst out laughing.

"Oh my gosh, she spazzing out." She commented.

Sakura grinned. "Courtesy of Haruno Sakura."

Her bun-head friend smirked mischievously, "I'm so happy you're my friend." She said. "I've got be in this. You have anymore computers?"

"There's one in the basement. But you can use the laptop and the wireless internet."

Ten-Ten did as she was told. She took Sakura's laptop and placed it upon the bed, and then connected it with the internet; she went to messenger and signed-on.

maniac1010 has signed in

maniac1010 has been added to this conversation

maniac1010: lmao. Chill Ino!

crazie--blonde: Shut up!

maniac1010: I'm not talking… and I'm not the one who freaked out!

crazie--blonde: omg, is it like, diss-ino day today?

insanely--sakura: possibly.

crazie--blonde: I'm not gonna talk to you guys

insanely--sakura: lmao. You are now!

crazie--blonde: I thought you were in Sakura's, Ten-Ten?

maniac1010: yup, I'm using another internet connection… and another PC. But I'm in her room

crazie--blonde: oh… ok. Where's Hinata?

insanely--sakura: not a psychic

maniac1010: well, what time did you tell her to sign on?

crazie--blonde: around 10

insanely--sakura: it's ten

hinatahyuuga has signed in

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insanely--sakura: Hinata?

hinatahyuuga: hey guys

insanely--sakura: you changed emails?

hinatahyuuga: nah… I've had this email before. My shygirl one is full so I came back to this

crazie--blonde: it's your kindergarten email

hinatahyuuga: I know

maniac1010: no wonder it's old school. You should've with something else unique… not the old simple hyuugahinata

hinatahyuuga: I know…

crazie--blonde: hey, this is awesome! Girl's chatroom!

insanely--sakura: it's pretty cool…I guess…

A bell from both Sakura's and Ten-Ten's computer rang, stating a newly activated window. They both turned to look at each other and then typed up something.

insanely--sakura: there's an invite to a convo

maniac1010: I got an invite.

They both typed and sent at the same time.

crazie--blonde: who was it?

insanely--sakura: Neji

maniac1010: Sasuke

insanely--sakura: but Sasuke's not on.

maniac1010: Neji isn't either. But Sasuke's on.

insanely--sakura: Oh that jerk, he blocked me!

maniac1010: Neji did too!

crazie--blonde: hah, suckers, I've got Neji AND Sasuke on on my list.

crazie--blonde: no one blocks me.

insanely--sakura: as if! you might wanna double check, I bet Shikamaru's not on

crazie--blonde: he isn't

insanely--sakura: hah! He is with me!

hinatahyuuga: mine too

maniac1010: Ino got blocked!

crazie--blonde: who cares?

There was that bell again that sounded from Sakura and Ten-Ten's computer.

insanely--sakura: they're adding again. Think we should join?

crazie--blonde: with the guys? No!

hinatahyuuga: Naruto's not on yet…

crazie--blonde: aww…. That's so sweet, Hinata's concerned!

hinatahyuuga: Ino!

crazie--blonde: What?

hinatahyuuga: stop it

insanely--sakura: respect her love life, Ino

hinatahyuuga: Sakura…

insanely--sakura: What!

maniac1010: Shut up guys

Sakura groaned, and turned her attention to her messenger list. It wasn't long until her eyes landed on one screen name: ravenXrouge.

She double clicked it, and using some skills that her computer-nerd friend taught her, which, if you were wondering was Shikamaru, she adjusted the settings, unblocking herself from Sasuke.

insanely--sakura: You blocked me!

ravenXrouge: and you unblocked yourself…

insanely--sakura: why would you block me?

ravenXrouge: I don't know… you blocked me before…

insanely--sakura: urgh, whatever… where are you anywayz?

ravenXrouge: I'd tell but you'd be jealous.

insanely--sakura: try me

ravenXrouge: I'm checked in hotel, in whistler mountains.

insanely--sakura: omg! That's so unfair! Did you go by car?

ravenXrouge: yup

insanely--sakura: you are so lucky…

ravenXrouge: my brother's with me…

insanely--sakura: you are not-so lucky…

ravenXrouge: I know… he's a bummer.

insanely--sakura: same hotel room?

ravenXrouge: fortunately no.

insanely--sakura: then that's an upside

ravenXrouge: unfortunately he's is across my room.

insanely--sakura: now that's a downside. Are you with your parents?

ravenXrouge: Nah….

insanely--sakura: Sooo I'm guessing this is a brother-to-brother hang-out?

ravenXrouge: I…guess…

insanely--sakura: suck it up… it won't be that bad…

Then there was another bell; another invite to a conference.

insanely--sakura: I got an invite again. From Sasuke this time

maniac1010: I got another from Shikamaru

hinatahyuuga: I got one too… from my cousin

crazie--blonde: what the hell! No one's inviting me!

insanely--sakura: don't worry… I'm sure you'll be fine

crazie--blonde: ugh, decline the invite anyway

insanely--sakura: I did

hinatahyuuga: done

maniac1010: me too.

Another bell was heard, although this time, a window popped out on Sakura's desktop, as she read the message.

ravenXrouge: Hey Sakura, stop declining invites

insanely--sakura: Why not…?

ravenXrouge: what's with you tonight? Are you mad?

insanely--sakura: I never said anything about being mad…

ravenXrouge: well you seem like it.

insanely--sakura: how?

ravenXrouge: you don't wanna talk to me…

insanely--sakura: I am now…

ravenXrouge: yes you are… but still, usually YOU start the convo… not me…

insanely--sakura: I'm just sleepy...

ravenXrouge: that's a lame reason

sk8fr3k: hey guys

insanely--sakura: Neji? Why are you here?

ravenXrouge: what the hell are you doing here, Hyuuga…

sk8fr3k: screw you, Uchiha… I'm here for Sakura

ravenXrouge: what do you want.

insanely—sakura: what is it?

sk8fr3k: I was hoping for a private chat with Sakura…. So screw off Uchiha

ravenXrouge: you idiot, you're the one who hacked our convo

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Sakura left the conversation with Sasuke and Neji, knowing that they were gonna do nothing except start a fight once again. Shaking her head, she moved her mouse and was about to click the window where the girls were chatting. That was of course, until she heard two chimes from the computer… meaning, two messages.

ravenXrouge: I cannot believe you ditched me for that Hyuuga

She minimized that window and opened the other one.

sk8fr3k: ok good, now Uchiha's gone

She rolled her eyes and typed something back to Neji

insanely--sakura: why do you hate each other so much

sk8fr3k: cuz he thinks that just cuz he's an Uchiha, he's the king of the world

insanely--sakura: no offense but kinda like you… I guess it's just a… family pride?

sk8fr3k: Sasuke's cocky

insanely--sakura: and you are over-confident

sk8fr3k: can we not talk about me here?

insanely--sakura: fine then, Mr Hyuuga, get straight to the point

sk8fr3k: ok, first of all, do NOT call me Mr. Hyuuga

sk8fr3k: second, is Ten-Ten mad at me or something?

insanely--sakura: ooooohhh… why, you worried?

sk8fr3k: I don't care… I'm just curious…

insanely--sakura: as if.

sk8fr3k: Haruno…

insanely--sakura: b-bye.

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Sakura grinned and turned to the other window.

insanely--sakura: Ten-Ten, Neji's worried about you being mad at him… how sweet is that!

ravenXrouge: uhhhh…Pinky, what are you talking about?

insanely--sakura: oops… sorry, wrong window!

Sakura mentally slapped her forehead and clicked another window and began to type.

insanely--sakura: Ten-Ten! Neji's worried about you being mad at him so whatever you guys are fighting about it's sure making him upset!

insanely--sakura: wooohoo! Love's Quarrel!

sk8fr3k: What the hell, Haruno!

Oh my gosh! Sakura thought and quickly closed the window. She rolled her eyes, that was really stupid, she thought. Shaking her head, she heard another sound from the computer.

Buzz!

ravenXrouge: Hello! You just totally ditched me for Neji

insanely--sakura: I did not… I just didn't want to see you guys fight over nothing again…

ravenXrouge: he always starts it up

Sakura heard another sound coming from the computer… and another window that popped out of her desktop.

troublesome/guy: hey Sakura

insanely--sakura: ok, who's in here?

ravenXrouge: me

sk8fr3k: me

maniac1010: hi Sakura

insanely--sakura: that's it?

troublesome/guy: yeah, I guess…

the.cute.uchiha: hey, hold up guys; I'm here too…

insanely--sakura: uh… Sasuke?

the.cute.uchiha: no… not that Uchiha… the cute one.

insanely--sakura: …?

insanely--sakura: Itachi?

the.cute.uchiha: burn! Sakura thinks I'm cute!

the.cute.uchiha: your face, Sasuke!

ravenXrouge: What the hell Itachi? Get lost!

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troublesome/guy: troublesome…

troublesome/guy has left the conversation

sk8fr3k has left the conversation

insanely--sakura: hey… everyone ditched us.

ravenXrouge: no one wants to chat with the wanna-be cute Uchiha… loser

the.cute.uchiha: Respect your elders, Sasuke

ravenXrouge: get lost, how are you online anyway?

the.cute.uchiha: you're not the only one with a computer in your room.

the.cute.uchiha: Anyway, Hello there Sakura! It's nice to chat with you here!

insanely--sakura: um… hi.

ravenXrouge: I'm outta here

the.cute.uchiha: ok then. leave Sakura alone to chat with me

ravenXrouge: Haruno, you are so out of here too.

insanely--sakura: fine

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---girls chatroom---

crazie--blonde: Guess what, nerd-boy unblocked me and he's inviting me up

maniac1010: decline?

crazie--blonde: decline.

insanely--sakura: no decline. It's about our stories. Accept

crazie--blonde: stories? Oh yeah it's Friday today isn't it?

maniac1010: oh yeah, it is! I totally forgot.

insanely--sakura: same here.

---private chatroom---

hinatahyuuga has been added to this conversation

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sk8fr3k: hey girls

ravenXrouge: hello

sk8fr3k: I'm not talking to you, Sasuke

ravenXrouge: You idiot, I'm not talking to you either.

sk8fr3k: oh. My bad.

maniac1010: LOL

crazie--blonde: lmao

ravenXrouge: hey pinky.

insanely--sakura: uh… hi…?

sk8fr3k: Why do always have to give Sakura a separate acknowledgement?

ravenXrouge: no I don't

sk8fr3k: Yes you do

troublesome/guy: lmao, dude, Neji's jealous!

ravenXrouge: Fine, I'll give him a separate "hello" too

ravenXrouge: hey there, eyed-freak

sk8fr3k: hello to you too, sucker-uchiha

troublesome/guy: troublesome

crazie--blonde: mm-hmm… indeed.

sk8fr3k: hey, Sasuke, did you already rid of your brother?

ravenXrouge: done and done

crazie--blonde: Itachi's online?

ravenXrouge: he still is but at least he's not in this convo

crazie--blonde: that idiot! He blocked me!

troublesome/guy: that's no surprise

troublesome/guy: anywayz, what took you guys so long?

ravenXrouge: I invited for more than 5 times…

sk8fr3k: me too, you girls kept declining

crazie--blonde: girl talk, but whatever

crazie--blonde: omg! I'm gonna get eaten alive here!

troublesome/guy: oh yeah… how's the camping going?

crazie--blonde: not good! Troublesome even!

insanely--sakura: lol

maniac1010: how do you have an internet while you're in the wilds?

crazie--blonde: hmmm… it's called technology. I'm in a cabin. Surprisingly, it has internet connections and electricity. Not-so surprisingly, it's also a home for mosquitoes!

troublesome/guy: well… have fun being eaten alive

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i-luv-ramen: ok, fill me in with the info

maniac1010: what are you talking about…?

i-luv-ramen: why are we here?

insanely--sakura: let's see… Sasuke's checked in a luxurious hotel in Whistler Ski Resort; Neji and Hinata are in their grandma's listening to those grandma-type-of-stories; Shikamaru's home; Ten-Ten's at my house; and Ino's being eaten alive by mosquitoes at family camp

i-luv-ramen: righteous!

crazie--blonde: ugh! So-not-righteous! I'm gonna die out here

i-luv-ramen: lmao. Ino's gonna be killed alive!

crazie--blonde: well, that's stupid.

troublesome/guy: obviously she'll get killed alive.

insanely--sakura: you can't get killed when you dead. If you're alive, that means you can get killed… unless your already dead. Right?

i-luv-ramen: ask Einstein

sk8fr3k: cool… he knows how to spell Einstein!

i-luv-ramen: shut up Neji!

hinatahyuuga: lol

i-luv-ramen: oh, hey Hinata!

sk8fr3k: Shut it, Uzumaki.

i-luv-ramen: you know, I honestly think that Hinata will die single if you don't stop being so over-protective

hinatahyuuga: what the-?

insanely--sakura: lmao!

crazie--blonde: so true!

sk8fr3k: urgh… you guys are so immature.

troublesome/guy: troublesome

crazie--blonde: stop saying that, I beg of you…

troublesome/guy: saying what?

insanely--sakura: I agree… you need to get a knew quote

hinatahyuuga: mm-hmm

maniac1010: Shikamaru's smart and all…

maniac1010: but he seriously needs to explore new words to say

crazie--blonde: or a new hobby instead of staring at pointless clouds

sk8fr3k: agreed…

ravenXrouge: same here…

troublesome/guy: huh, what? Ok guys, what are talking about?

maniac1010: pity…

crazie--blonde: yeah, he's a fellow with a brain of Albert Einstein, but with the attention span of Duffy Duck…

troublesome/guy: hey, I like Duffy duck… are we talking about him now?

crazie--blonde: and he just proved me right, once more.

troublesome/guy: what are we seriously talking about?

maniac1010: Nothing! Let's get one with our stories… tonight's story is titled "Poor Persian Dog"

In the Story

There was once an elderly lady, who was most likely around her age of 60s; she used to breed pedigree cars, style and make sure it was at their best façade, and then exhibit them at shows. The old lady was specialized in Persian Cats, a domestic cat; it's long silky hair made it easy to decorate the cat with nice and fancy jewelry or clothing.

Although it was a good quality, it also had a bad one. Due to its long hair, it always made it a difficult task to clean and groom them. Decorating it with theme-coloured clips and garments one thing, although combing it fur and cleaning it was another, particularly drying it up.

On early night, the elderly lady was on her way to an exhibit. Deciding to just on a stroll, she took her Persian cat in hand and walked outside. As she strolled farther from her house, thunder boomed, and startled both the lady and her cat. She took a glimpse up the now gloomy sky, and soon found their selves caught in a downpour. She had scarcely made it a block away from her house until it had started raining; so they weren't that far from the house. Rushing back inside, she feared of what to do next. The exhibit will start almost immediately, and it was pouring rain outside.

No problem, actually. She could simply use the car and take her cat with her, and drive to her destination. But that was not what worried her, it was her cat.

She stared at her cat, fretful for her pampered pet, she was desperate to dry her out, and warm it up as soon as possible. Without second thoughts, she took her straight into the kitchen, and opened the door of the microwave and thrust the cat in it. Moving the dial into a moderate setting, she patted the cat's head and carefully closed the door with a click.

The old lady went to the living room and dried herself. She went back to the kitchen just in time to see the cooked cat explode, ripping the door off the microwave with it's blood splattered around the kitchen, along with it's organs that was once found inside the gorgeous cat, now dead.

End of Story

i-luv-ramen: lmao, Ha! That's so stupid!

maniac1010: you idiot it's supposed to be creepy and sick.

i-luv-ramen: no it's not! It's hilariously stupid! LOL!

maniac1010: you are SO immature…

insanely--sakura: well… it IS pretty stupid…

Ten-Ten glared at Sakura. Sakura stared at her. "What?" she glared even more.

sk8fr3k: Haruno!

insanely--sakura: No! not the story! the old lady, I mean; who would be stupid enough to put their pet in an oven?

ravenXrouge: microwave.

insanely--sakura: oh whatever, same thing!

crazie--blonde: imagine seeing your pet explode… eeew, eeew, eeew!

hinatahyuuga: and there's gonna be like blood all over!

insanely--sakura: gross… the blood is like gonna stain on my clothes.

maniac1010: and hair!

crazie--blonde: hair! Totally hair!

insanely--sakura: agreed. It's gonna be soaked with blood so much…

hinatahyuuga: and it'll take tons of money to replace whatever clothes you were wearing

hinatahyuuga: what if it was like, your fave shirt?

maniac1010: or fave jeans

crazie--blonde: I'd die…

insanely--sakura: I'd be so desperate to buy another one!

crazie--blonde: then there's gonna be body parts all over you….

insanely--sakura: gross! It's gonna take weeks to get your hair back to natural

ravenXrouge: hey, you girlie-girls, could we talk about something else instead of hair and clothes?

insanely--sakura: ok then; if blood would ruin our hair and skin, it would totally ruin our skin too!

crazie--blonde: completely, I would put on skin lotion every five minutes after that!

troublesome/guy: troublesome

sk8fr3k: tell me about it

i-luv-ramen: lets change the topic here, people

crazie--blonde: whatever…

sk8fr3k: hey Ten-Ten, do we have any homework for Writing?

maniac1010: I dunno…

sk8fr3k: yes you do… you just don't wanna tell me…

maniac1010: well, since you got me all figured out… why ask, right?

troublesome/guy: troublesome fight…


There was another sound. Sakura closed the window and opened the newly programmed one.

ravenXrouge: hey

insanely--sakura: hey to you too…

sk8fr3k: Sakura, is there any particular fact that you told Ten-Ten something I don't want her to know?

ravenXrouge: is there any particular reason WHY you're telling Sakura things that you don't want other people to know?

sk8fr3k: screw off, Uchiha

ravenXrouge: hey you're the one who hacked this convo…

sk8fr3k: well, I'm so sorry for interrupting your flirt session, might I return sometime?

the.cute.uchiha: is this another one of those Hyuuga vs. Uchiha fights?

insanely--sakura: I believe so.

sk8fr3k: I thought you told him to get lost?

ravenXrouge: I thought I did too… what are you still doing here, Itachi…

the.cute.uchiha: I just simply managed my way to another one of your private chatrooms.

sk8fr3k: with another Uchiha here, I'm outtie…b-bye peepz

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ravenXrouge: tsk, great, you creeped the hell out of him

the.cute.uchiha: so Sakura, what are your interests?

insanely--sakura: um… I dunno…

the.cute.uchiha: awesome, that's very interesting!

the.cute.uchiha: and who do you like?

insanely--sakura: uh… Sasuke, I'm being interrogated here.

ravenXrouge: Itachi stop interrogating her.

the.cute.uchiha: how about the red-haired-dude? Gaara? He's pretty hot.

insanely--sakura: I….guess…

ravenXrouge: he's a jerk, Sakura

insanely--sakura: um…sure…

the.cute.uchiha: I sense a little jealousy… Gaara is a nice kid

ravenXrouge: he's a jerk

insanely--sakura: actually, he's pretty kind

ravenXrouge: No he's not, Sakura

insanely--sakura: and funny too…

ravenXrouge: I know him more than you do.

the.cute.uchiha: and how about you Sasuke, who do you like

ravenXrouge: I like no one

the.cute.uchiha: oh really… cuz I'm sensing some letters…

the.cute.uchiha: S

the.cute.uchiha: A

ravenXrouge: Log off, Itachi

the.cute.uchiha: K

the.cute.uchiha: U

Sasuke growled and yelled next door, "ITACHI! SHUT. UP!"

the.cute.uchiha: R

ravenXrouge: Sakura, get outta here.

insanely--sakura: whatever

insanely—saku has left this conversation.

the.cute.uchiha: A

Sasuke growled before typing.

ravenXrouge: G

ravenXrouge: E

ravenXrouge: T

ravenXrouge: L

ravenXrouge: O

ravenXrouge: S

ravenXrouge: T!

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---back in the chatroom---

insanely--sakura: Itachi's weird

sk8fr3k: I bet it runs in the family

crazie--blonde: lmao.

Sakura's phone rang. She looked up, just in time to see the flying telephone head towards her. She caught it with ease, and glared at the thrower. "Next time, give a caution."

Ten-Ten grinned. As Sakura answered the phone.

"What's up?" she greeted.

"I'm dying!" screamed the other person on the line. Sakura rolled her eyes.

"Get a grip, Ino."

"I'm being eaten alive!"

Sakura sighed and threw the phone towards Ten-Ten, "Take it. She's screaming."

Sighing, Ten-Ten brought the phone up her ear. "You're making us deaf."

"Ten-Ten? I swear, call you uncle and rent me a plane out of here."

She cocked her eyebrow before replying, "What's this have to do with my uncle?"

"He owns a plane typ-o business right? He sells Jet Planes, right?"

Ten-Ten rolled her eyes, "That's Hinata's uncle."

"Ohhh…"

!Beep!

"Great, hold on. There's another call."

"What is more important about me!"

"Don't worry, Ino. You'll be fine." Ten-Ten assured and placed her on hold. "Hello?"

"Hey Sakura, I'm sorry about earlier."

"I'm not Sakura." Ten-Ten sighed, "Sakura," throwing the phone towards her she murmured, "It's your lover."

Sakura cocked her eyebrow before taking the call. "Lee?"

"No… Sasuke." Stated a voice on the other line, he sounded pissed.

"Uh…. You're my lover?"

"Ten-Ten was kidding. What's she doing there anyway?"

"Sleepover. I'm not allowed home alone since my parents aren't here."

"Then why didn't you ask me then?"

"Cuz it's enough seeing you everyday… I don't need to see you tonight."

"I'm not here to argue with you… look, whatever Itachi said is not true. He's just weird."

"Yeah. I was told it ran in the family."

"Yeah it does… hey wait, what the hell-? Who told you that!"

"Neji."

"Figures."

!Beep!

Sakura sighed, "Wait, I got a call, Are you gonna hang-up?"

"No, I'll wait."

"Ok, I'll put you on hold." She did, and took the other call.

"Sup?"

"Alright, what did you tell, Ten-Ten?" Neji asked on the other line. Sakura looked over at Ten-Ten and mouthed, "Neji." Ten-Ten stared at her to continue. She covered the phone so that Neji won't be able to hear, "Get the phone from the other and listen." And Ten-Ten did as she was told.

Sakura sighed, "I never said anything, and she heard it from rumours."

"Heard what, exactly?"

"That you were going steady."

"What. The. Hell? When did I tell you that!"

"Last week, Sunday, 3:48am. You woke me up just for that. You were freaked."

"I told you I was going out with someone… not going steady!"

"Well, she heard anyway."

"Great, I still need help. I can't get myself to break-up with her."

"Her who?"

"Her, Qila. You know exactly who I'm talking about. Qila? The one who calls me at least 5 times a day? The human telephone? I told you that."

"Hold it… break-up? You make it sound like you two are on."

"She thinks we're on. I don't wanna be on! Help me. I need to get rid of her."

"Say it's over. Say get lost. Say get a life"

"In a nice way Sakura." Neji replied sarcastically. "I don't wanna hurt her feelings."

"Fine then…um… then say it's not her, it's you…"

"But… it's not me…it's her… nothing's wrong with me." Neji pointed out, causing Sakura to sigh.

"You are hopeless…"

"And you're not helping."

"Why do you wanna end it anyway?"

"Ten-Ten's mad at me! I value her more than that all-day-all-talk girl. So I need to get rid of her so that Ten-Ten will talk to me. Well, I hope she does. I just really don't know how to get rid of Qila."

"Don't worry, you'll find a way." Ten-Ten piped in from the other line of the phone.

Neji swore when he realized that that was Ten-Ten's voice and when the thought of her listening to their conversation popped to him, but quickly took it back, "Uh, I mean… hi Ten-Ten."

"I'm not mad."

"Cool. But I'm getting rid of Qila anyway. I'm sick of her voice." Ten-Ten laughed.

"Yeah, ok, you guys talk all you want… but on your own phones, this call is on me. So hang up." Sakura ordered and both hanged up. She went back to Ino.

"Hey, Ten-Ten's not mad at Neji anymore. And they lived happily ever after!" she exclaimed, hearing a groan from the other line.

"Sakura, you got the wrong line again." Sasuke stated.

"Oops… right… um… hold on." Sakura said and turned to the real Ino.

"I spilled some things I shouldn't have on Sasuke."

"Like?" Ino asked.

"Things about Neji."

"Who cares. Although obviously Sasuke's not that kinda guy who keeps secrets. He can be such a jerk sometimes."

"He can be…. Sometimes. But… he's kind too, you know. I mean, he's a know-it-all but he's funny. And he has great friends… great grades at school and he can be really idiotic sometimes but… he's kind…"

There was a pause. Sakura waited.

"You like him, don't you?"

"No!"

"Uhuh… right." Sakura groaned at Ino's tone of voice. Obviously, she didn't believe her,

"Ino… I'm gonna hang-up, ok? Bye."

"Call tomorrow."

"I will."

She hanged-up and took the other call.

"Yo, Sakura, what took you so long?"

"On phone with Ino and Neji."

"Whatever. Anyway, just try to iggnore my brother, okay?"

"It's not like he bothers me… he bothers you."

"It's like a habit for him."

"Yeah… anyway, I just got 3 phone calls in one night. Got to go."

"Ok, bye."

"Bye." Sakura greeted back.

"Wait, hold on." Sasuke called out. "So…. you really think Gaara's cute?"

"I don't know…"

"Cuz he's not…ok? He's a jerk… stay away from him."

"Oh really? Why would you care?"

"I don't. Now shut up."

"Good night."

"Night."

Sakura hanged up. She was glad that there wasn't gonna be anymore phone calls. Logging of the internet, the pink-haired girl flopped onto her bed, and was about to doze off until she heard the phone ring.

Signing, she picked it up, and stared at the small screen. It stated Sasuke's call number. It was probably him…again. "Hello?"

"Hey Sakura, I… I don't really know how to say this but… well, I'll just say it. I think you're really awesome. And you're pretty cute too. You're really funny and…kind. I can't help but feel for you… I hope you feel the same way."

Sakura rolled her eyes,

"Itachi, even if you look like Sasuke, you so don't sound like him." Sakura paused. "But I'm impressed that you were able to steal his phone!"

The End


Ok, I am now officially open for ending suggestions. Before, I told you guys that I'll end this story when I don't have anymore scary stories... But that's WHEN... not HOW. So... yeah... I'm open to suggestions. I'm not gonna be able to use allof them, butI swear, I will thank you so much cuz right now I'm brain-dead of endings. So yeah, please suggest, thanks a millions!

R&R!

-lainey-bo-bainey

(Do you guys know what I find so weird... that this story has more than 68 reviewers... and I still can't get myself to have 10 reviews per chapter! erg...)