AN: I apologize in advance. I don't know what this is, I'm really tired but couldn't fall asleep so this was created. I'm sorry if the ending is confusing, to me it's kinda weak but, whatevs.

"Are you sure about this? I thought we said no more food pranks." Havoc said.

"This isn't food." Breda stated simply.

"But-arrggg!" Havoc threw his hands up. "Fine but I want no part of..." Havoc trailed off.

"What?" Breda paused.

"How about we prank both brothers?" Havoc smirked.

"Don't you remember the last time Al got in the middle of a prank? Ed AND Hawkeye AND Mustang attacked us! Ed got really mad. We should keep his brother out of this." Breda panicked.

"Fine, fine, then leave me out." Havoc walked away.

"Whatever, it only takes one person anyway." Breda finished then and put away his tools.

In the office...

"Hawkeye-" Mustang was cut off by the click of a gun. Riza was irritated that Roy had started pranking and didn't do any of his paperwork. "Okay, okay, fine." Roy picked up his pen again and started reading the paper in front of him when Breda and Havoc walked through. Breda was glaring at the back of Havoc's head, which confused the others greatly. Was it a prank gone wrong? No, Fullmetal wasn't laughing crazily.

Havoc, however, looked very smug. He was smirking and strode to his desk, sitting down he started to write.

Fullmetal entered and sat down. Breda stopped glaring and smirked slightly and Mustang had a very bad feeling. Al came in after his brother and sat down as well.

Several things happened at once and it ended with everyone but Ed and Al covered in milk, neon green paint, and glitter.

Rewinding the events, Mustang went through the events up to that point.

First, Ed picked up a can of soda from the table. Breda smiled wider, at the same time Havoc opened his own can. Ed drank while Havoc's exploded. Okay so that's where the milk came from. Then both Al and Fuery picked up books and opened them. Havoc, at this point was still blinking the milk out of his eyes, which proved useless when paint landed in them. Then slowly, glitter fell from the ceiling and Al started laughing.

So...

Breda started the milk,

Havoc the paint,

and Al the glitter.

Ed...?

Everyone's eyes drifted to Ed who was staring at the room with a huge smile on his face.

"Fullmetal?" Roy asked.

"Yes Colonel?" Ed asked so causally that Roy had to look around the room to make sure he didn't imagine the whole thing.

"What did you do?"

Ed simply tilted his head and said, "Whatever do you mean?" Then he got up and walked out. Not one speck of milk, paint, or glitter on his red coat. Once again Mustang looked around. They were missing something. Ed had something planned. Both Havoc and Breda looked wide eyed at each other before running out of the room. Mustang sighed and stood up, walking past Riza, who of course avoided the whole thing, as she was standing next to the Elrics. Out in the hallway military personnel were covering their mouths trying to stifle their laughter.

Like that's helping. Just laugh!

Mustang grumpily trudged to the bathroom. His hand was a few inches from the doorknob when the door slammed open, hitting him in the face and revealing his second lieutenants running, screaming out of the bathroom. Mustang sat on the floor, blinking, dazed. The two men ran down the hallway and Ed calmly walked out after them.

"Oh, Colonel. I didn't see you there." He offered his hand and helped Mustang up. Now Roy was scared. This wasn't Ed. It was being nice and...and innocent.

Roy barely suppressed the urge to scream and instead stiffly made his way to another bathroom.

Once all the milk, paint and glitter was off...(AKA the next day)

Everyone but Ed and Al were in the office and everyone was nervous, well except maybe Riza. They heard footsteps and held their breath. The door was kicked in and the normal Ed was there once again. Sighing, they all went back to work.

Lunch...

Sergeant Rae was eating lunch in the cafeteria with his visiting family, they were passing through but he couldn't leave base so they came to him. When a terrified scream echoed throughout the building the three visiting family members jumped and spun to the door. The mom grabbed her ten year old while her fourteen year old sat still.

When no one moved the mom, Sara, looked to her husband. "Shouldn't some one look into that?"

"Na, it's probably Major Elric pranking Second Lieutenant Breda and Havoc. Just hold on for a second and we can find out." Tyler Rae said, smiling a bit.

As predicted the doors were pushed in and Breda and Havoc snuck in. They were both pale and shaking, head to toe. Havoc had a bump on his head and Breda was limping. What they did not expect was for the strong, fearless Colonel Mustang to walk through the doors next, almost as pale. The doors were shoved open and Ed skipped in. Everyone had their guns out in an instant.

"Ty? What's happening? Isn't that the Fullmetal Alchemist? Why are pointing your gun at him?"

"Where's Ed?!" A soldier asked.

It simply smiled and tilted its head. It walked to the line and grabbed a carton of milk. It walked back to Mustang who was definitely not hiding behind Riza. Handing the milk to Riza, it walked out again. Hawkeye turned around and looked down at the cowering Roy. Still frozen he couldn't move in time to avoid the milk poured on his head.

"Wha-what was that for!?" Roy spluttered.

"You did not finish your paperwork." She deadpanned and once again Roy was speechless. What was wrong with everyone?

A week later...

Roy was scared to go to work,

Breda was scarred for life,

Havoc refused to go within alchemy distance of Ed,

Al enjoyed teaching his brother something,

Ed swore he would make this prank worth it,

Riza was glad the boys were too scared to avoid bullets,

'the boys' were not happy about the bullets,

the higher ups did not appreciate the blood on the papers.

Meanwhile...

Sara Rae learned that there was a pranking a war and that the Major did not usually act like that.

Tyler Rae found good hiding spots from the Major.

Hughes was still searching for the real Ed...

AN: Yeah...oh yeah,

HELP ME!

I need ideas for the 2nd Lts. to do to Ed!...or Al. I still haven't found my paper, I started a new list but I forgot all of my old ideas.

So...I don't think people requested these but if you did, let me know and I'll fix it. You deserve credit.

Also, what should I do for my 100th reviewer? Three more people 'til then!

IN CASE YOU'RE CONFUSED!

Ed was acting all sweet and nice to freak everyone else out and Al was teaching him how. ;)

~Dawnmoon