Nic: Sorry for not updating. I experimented on using cheat codes in KH2 and I figured something out: DON'T USE THEM!
Sora: Yeah. I was denied a lot of stuff that I earned!
Nic: Plus I needed to use my summer to its fullest. Sorry.
Riku: Anyway, here's another chapter of Dude Where's Riku,
Nic: Don't own Alexa, Ryo or Hurky (or any references to her stories/ideas.) They are used with permission.
Kairi: Enjoy!
"Oh, I'm so glad you guys rescued me," Riku told everyone when they got out of the castle.
"How come?" Alexa asked.
"When I was possessed a life time full of memories flowed into my head. So much pain, so much misery, it's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes."
"Well we defeated Xemnas, we got you back, and we tied up all the loose ends," Kairi said in relief.
"Then why do I feel like we forgot something in all this havoc and chaos?" Sora pondered out loud.
"Oh you're just paranoid," Ryo told him.
"I'm serious, I think we forgot something!"
"Let it go Sora," Hurky said.
"Alright, let's go," Roxas told everyone.
"ROXAS?" Riku shouted. "How did you get here?"
"Oh that's because of my two new friends, Nic and Xinc," Sora said while putting his hands on Nic and Xinc's shoulders.
"Hey, would it be okay if I you guys split my Nobody from me?" Riku begged.
"Why would we separate you from your Nobody?" Xinc asked.
"Curiosity, I guess," Riku told.
"No dice," Nic and Xinc said at the same time.
"C'mon," Riku whined.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"NO!"
"PLEASE?"
Nic and Xinc lost their temper and they each grabbed Riku by the throat and said at the same time, "IF WE SEPARATE YOUR HEART FROM YOUR BODY AND SOUL WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT?"
"Yes," Riku said weakly. Nic and Xinc then let go of Riku's neck and took out their keyblades.
"Consider yourself lucky. This way you and your Nobody will have your memories for reasons we don't know," Xinc told Riku.
"Stop stalling and separate me!"
"Very well," Nic and Xinc said at the same time. They then clanged their keyblades together and a blue light started to circle the tips of their keyblades. A blue beam started to shoot out of the light and shot into Riku's heart. Riku started to glow white and two figures the size of Riku split and fell to the ground. One was Riku and the other was a Riku look alike but he wore a black zip up vest, black pants, white shoes with a black vertical stripe in the middle of the shoes, silver hair, and green eyes
"Whoa!" Riku said still in his Organization cloak.
"How did you guys do that?" Riku's Nobody asked Nic and Xinc.
"It's a very special keyblade," Nic told the both of them.
"Keyblade?" the two Riku's asked. So, Nic and Xinc explained to them that their two keyblades were actually two halves of the Radiant Garden keyblade, and when the two halves are separate, so are Nic and Xinc.
"Well that makes sense, I guess," Riku said. "By the way," Riku said pointing to his Nobody. "Do you….like…have a name?
"Heh, you sure do cut to the chase," Riku's Nobody told him. "Just call me Xirku."
With that they were about to take off but Kairi tripped over something. "WTF?" Kairi got up to see what she tripped over and it turned out to be a peacock with a hat on its head that said Balamb Express.
"Oh, no," Hurky said irritated while smacking her forehead with her hand.
The peacock got up holding a piece of paper and in an annoying voice said, "Telegram for Miss Hurky Dermott."
"Grrhhhh, damn you peacock!" Hurky said very angry. She then took the paper, read it, crumbled it up, through it into the air, shot Firaga out of her hand, and burned the paper, surprising the peacock, Riku, and Xirku. "I'm not going near any Tonberry!" The peacock then flapped its wings and flew off.
"Alright, let's go," Nic said to everyone.
"Wait, Nic," Ryo said to him. "Can I talk to you and Xinc for a sec?"
"Sure, what's up?" Xinc said walking towards Nic and Xinc. Ryo then held up each of her hands in front of Nic and Xinc. Her hands started glowing bright yellow and Nic an Xinc knew what was coming but it was too late; a Thundaga spell shot out of each of her hands and each hit Xinc and Nic, causing them to fly back and hit the rock wall that was behind the gummi ship and then they fell down, leaving their imprints in the wall.
"THAT'S FOR STRANGILING RIKU!" Ryo shouted at them.
"Ohhhhhh," Nic moaned. "What smells like hot dogs?" Sora and Roxas walked over to Nic and Xinc, put them on their backs, walked into the gummi ship, everyone followed, and then they took off into space.
(1 day later, 1:00)
Everyone was in the gummi ship hanging out. Kairi, Ryo, Hurky, and Alexa were in a video game room taking turns on DDR while Sora, Roxas, Xirku, Nic, and Xinc were watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, (Don't own that.), when Riku walked over to Nic and said, "Nic, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, I've seen this like five times already," Nic, told him. He got up from his seat and they walked over into a bedroom.
"Uh, I'll be right back," Sora said getting up from his seat and sneaking over to the door and putting his ear against it.
"Alright, I have two questions to ask you," Riku told Nic inside the bedroom.
"Hold that thought," Nic said. He then walked over to the door, opened it, and pulled Sora into the room by his hair. "Well, aren't you curious?"
"Make that three questions," Riku said.
"Lemme guess, you're wondering how Ryo and Hurky cast spells with their hands, how I knew that Sora was outside, how come all theses thoughts are entering you're head when you try to relax and how come I knew what you were gonna say?" Nic said.
Riku made this face: O.O, and then replied, "….Yes." So once again, Nic told Riku what he told everyone else. (On the trip to Hollow Bastion, Nic explained it to Alexa.) "So THAT explains it."
"Except for knowing where Sora was, I just have good hearing."
"How do you know all of this stuff?" Riku asked.
"Hey, I've been a keyblade master since I was nine. Ten years later, I've picked up some tricks. I've had a keyblade longer than any of you. Well maybe not Ryo, she's like a thousand years older than me. And I don't know about Alexa. Hold on, lemme check." Nic then walked out of the bedroom and into the game room, where Ryo and Alexa were playing DDR and dancing to Simple and Clean: short remix. "Hey Ryo, can I ask you something?"
"I'm a little busy at the moment," she said irritated.
"Oh, okay, I'll wait."
Two minutes later
"Hurray, I won," Ryo said sounding very happy. "What did you want to say to me Nic?" she turned her head but noticed that Nic had fallen asleep, leaning on his keyblade. "Nic?"
"Na-na-na-na-na, Neo, na-na-na-na-na-na, Sporin," Nic mumbled in his sleep until Kairi whacked him with her keyblade and he woke up. "What! Oh yeah, Ryo when did you get you're keyblade?'
"Uhhh…one year before the KH incident."
"And Alexa?"
"Same."
"Good." And with that Nic left the gaming area and went back into the bedroom where Sora and Riku were. "Yep, I have had the keyblade the longest."
"Wait," Sora said. "When we were in the Jungle, how come you knew that I uh……cared for Kairi?"
"Well, It's because of the way you looked at Kairi when we were traveling. And believe me, I know the "love look" when I see it. Same goes for you, Riku."
"Huh?"
"When Ryo saved you. Remember?"
"I was just happy that she saved me, and that she got me a burrito!" Riku told him.
"Oh, I think it's more than that
"Look, I've been shunning Ryo for a year because I just want to stay friends.
"Or is it that you act this way because you are shamed of the truth?"
"Uh-uh-well uh-ya see…."
"Believe me I went through the same thing. I was in love with this girl at Balamb, but I couldn't believe it and thought it wouldn't work out so I kept on lying to myself, but after a while I came to realizes that I thought I could make it work.
"So you're saying that you were ashamed of yourself for loving Hurky?" Sora asked Nic.
"What?" Nic asked embarrassed.
"Hurky?" Riku asked trying to contain his laughter.
"N-no, you didn't let me finish. I was gonna tell this girl I loved her, but….she was killed…by a falling…air conditioner."
"Oh, really?" Sora and Riku asked at the same time.
"Yeah, but on the plus side, her funeral was air conditioned."
"That sounds like something from the Simpsons," Sora said.
"Why are you torturing me like this?" Nic cried out.
"First of all, I knew you were in love with her because you're jealous of Burkorini," Sora told him.
"And second, you gave your life to prevent her from becoming data," Riku said.
"How'd you know that?"
"Hurky told me."
"Oh, boy." Nic said in fear.
"Tell you what, we'll let it slide if you can beat me in a contest."
"What kind of contest?
"You got anything spicy?"
"Have I got anything spicy? Come here." Nic escorted Sora and Riku out of the bedroom and into a room with a caution sign on it.
"What lies beyond here?" Riku asked.
"You see, one day I tried to make a REALLY spicy salsa, so I put in all the spiciest ingredients known to the worlds, and mixed them with regular salsa, and I tried it. Unfortunately, I almost burnt my taste buds, so I sealed it in this room." Nic then opened the door, went inside, brought out a big pot with a warning sign on it, and put it on a counter. Then, he went to his refrigerator, brought out a few burritos, took one dumped it into the salsa, and gave it to Riku. "Let's see if you can handle this."
"Wait we haven't even set the stakes yet." Riku pointed out.
"Oh yeah. Alright, if you eat one of these and don't cry out in pain, I won't tell Ryo. But If I do the same, you don't tell Hurky."
"Wait what about me?" Sora asked.
"It's pretty obvious," Riku and Nic said at the same time.
"Alright here it goes." Riku took a bite of the burrito and, without crying out in pain, ate the rest, causing Nic's jaw to drop.
"How did you do that?" Nic said ULTIMATELY confused.
"My taste buds were burnt long ago."
"YOU HUSTLER!"
"Just eat the burrito."
So Nic got another burrito, dipped it in the salsa, and shoved it all on his mouth, taking very slow bites, and swallowed it, with tears falling from his eyes.
"Well that was gutsy," Riku said. " Anyway, we both one, so-"
"Not so fast!" Nic said. He then took three more burritos and dumped them into the salsa. "I'm gonna get you back for that TRICK. If I can eat these three burritos, you have to go on a date with Ryo!"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because I'll go out with Hurky."
"Deal." Riku said.
20 seconds later
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Nic yelled at the top of his lungs with his mouth literally on fire. He dropped onto the floor and started rolling around until he started getting doused by a lot of water. When it stopped, he saw that Sora, Kairi, Roxas, Xirku, Ryo Alexa, Hurky, and Xinc used Waterga on him.
"What happened here?" Hurky asked.
"Oh, it's nothing," Nic said. "Just some crazy ass stunt."
(2 days later, at 7:30 PM)
"Hey, what's today?" Sora asked Kairi.
"Uh, it's Friday."
"gasp OMG! I remember now! That contest is today!"
"Oh, no, that's right and we're unprepared," Riku said.
"What are we gonna do?" Ryo cried.
"Wait! I'm having a headache with pictures!" Sora sad
"An idea?" Hurky asked Sora
"Uh, uh!" Sora said while nodding his head. "Let's go to Agrabah and see if Genie can help us!"
Roxas said. Luckily, Agrabah was on the way to Destiny Islands so they took a quick pit stop, got what they needed, and headed towards the Islands.
Sora: There we go for that chapter.
Riku: Stay tuned for next time.
Kairi: Please review.
Nic: No flames please.