"Who would've ever thought I'd ever come back to this bloody city?" Jack shouted, mentally bracing himself for anything that might happen while they're in New Orleans. "After all, last time I was here, I had a unique experience."
"So how many salty wenches?" Teague asked, like an annoyed parent.
"What makes you say that?" Jack asked.
"Just want to know how many times you're going to be slapped today, that's all."
"Actually, if I'm right, last time, Jack nearly caused the whole town to turn into the City of Gold." Arabella said. "He also saved my life, along with the that of our crew and my mother."
"I even got a golden tooth!" Jack said, pointing at it. "It still bothers me from time to time, but never with the rum."
"Hey Daddy, if I pull your golden tooth out and sell it, I'd get a lot of money, right?" Amara asked. Everybody on deck, except for Jack, couldn't help but to snicker.
"Jack, it'd de perfect day for you and your crew here." Tia Dalma said. "There's a masquerade tonight, so it looks like the whole city is getting dressed in costumes."
"Can I wear one too?" Amara asked excitedly. "Please daddy?"
"Aye, that would be a good idea." Jack said, then he turned to the crew. "MATES, YOU CAN ALL GO ON LAND, JUST REMEMBER TO BE BACK AT MIDNIGHT! OH, AND WHOEVER FALLS BEHIND GETS LEFT BEHIND!"
"Jack, why are we sticking to the Code this time?" Barbossa asked.
"Cause the Keeper of the Code is coming with us." Jack said through clenched teeth.
"So?"
"Let's just say that I'm sticking to it before it smacks into me, savvy?"
Later on, Jack and Tia Dalma were walking through the city, with Beastie following them, when they finally made it to the building that the meeting was held in. When they walked in, a mystic with blonde hair showed them to their seats and served them some stew. Jack, who was too busy dressing up the kids to eat before then, practically inhaled his serving. After the blonde mystic sat down in front of him, he smiled at her.
"That's some good stew." Jack said.
"It's Madame Minuit's favorite." The mystic said, getting up to pour him some more. "It's also a favorite among sailors, mainly pirate hunters."
"What kind of stew is this?" Jack asked, curious as to why he's never had it before.
"It's Sparrow Stew." She said.
Tia Dalma snickered at Jack, who sprayed the soup in his mouth onto the table.
"Are you ok?" the Mystic asked, her icy blue eyes sparkling with worry. Jack noticed that her eyes seemed to be worried about something else...
After about ten other mystics arrived, Madame Minuit came in. She looked exactly the same as when Jack last saw her, which was years ago.
"Welcome to this meeting." Madame Minuit said, like a good hostess. "Today we have two new comers: Captain Jack Sparrow and Miss Serenity." Jack looked at Serenity, who smiled back at him. Then she moved some of her blonde hair behind her ear.
"Word has spread through out the World that a Death Goddess was fully awaken." Madame Minuit began. "Her name is Roxxi, and she was once a pirate and powerful mystic, like ourselves. We must stop her or she will destroy everything."
"We should seal her back into human form!" One mystic shouted.
"No, we should take the scythe from her!"
"Call upon the other Gods for help!"
"Curse her!"
"You all are idiots." Serenity said, laughing to herself. Everyone looked at her.
"And why are we idiots?" Madame Minuit asked, sounding annoyed.
"Three things." Serenity said. "One: Tia Dalma was Roxxi's teacher and friend. Two: Captain Jack Sparrow is Roxxi's husband. Three," She then pulled off her wig, revealing her red and black hair, "I am Roxxi!"
"Roxxi!" Jack said, relieved and confused at the same time. 'Wait a minute, she knew that she was giving me sparrow stew!'
"Everyone who wasn't named, get out!" Madame Minuit said. Pretty soon, it was just Madame Minuit, Tia Dalma, Roxxi and Jack in the room. Unlike the other three, Roxxi seemed perfectly relaxed.
"Oi, all of you need to calm down!" Roxxi said, standing up to get beside Jack. "This is one of those very rare moments when Jade would be helpful!"
"How dare you trespass on our meeting!" Madame Minuit practically roared.
"I did not trespass on anything!" Roxxi corrected, wildly gesturing like Jack would. "If I were trespassing then I would have to have not met one of the requirements, which are: being a mystic, knowing how to get here, and not be an enemy. Last time I checked, I met all of those cause a don't know any of the other mystics, so clearly I'm not trespassing!"
"She's right." Jack said, smiling at how his wife twisted the rules to the point that only he got the underlaying code...
"I've had enough of you, Jack Sparrow." Madame Minuit said, with a snake suddenly appearing on her arm. "DIE!" The snake shoot out at Jack, before losing it's head.
"I don't think so." Roxxi said, holding her scythe. "In fact, I'm here to carry out my duty as the Death Goddess, ferry the soul of New Orleans's Madame Midnight, or Madame Minuit to the next world." She then swung her scythe at Madame Minuit's neck, causing her to vanish. Roxxi then turned to Jack and smiled. "So, ready to go?"
"This will take some getting used to." He said, rubbing the back of his neck.
