PART TWENTY-ONE
"WORK IT KIRKY! KEEP HER DOWN!" I encouraged as it looked like Sarah was about to break free from the taller man's grasp.
Sammy finished his incantations and stood back to watch what happened next ....Sarah spewed a large cloud of black smoke out of her mouth, before coughing painfully.
"Oh, man! I have the biggest sore throat in the world! What the hell happened?" she asked, squinting up into the face of Kirk. "Hey, Kirk!"
"Hey, Sarah! You still like the Backstreet Boys?" Kirk asked her.
"Eeeeewww! No way! Why d'you ask that, I ownder?" Sarah replied, looking genuinely puzzled by the question.
"You don't think I'm shameful for my guitar solos?" he asked next.
"WHAT? I love your solos, man!" she repleid.
"What about my ass? You don't still think it's as big as a camel's do you?" Kirk asked, with an amused glint in his eye.
"Huh? She never said that!" Denise murmured up to me.
I only smiled, as Sarah hollered - "No way! You have a very nice ass! Oh, holy hell, I said that out loud didn't I?"
*cough - cough*
"Who said that?" Bobby asked.
"Me! I did!" said a new voice from behind us.
The voice was coming from the ugliest demon you have ever seen, presumably the one called forth from Sarah.
"Dude, you are the ugliest demon I have ever seen!" I exclaimed, in horror.
"Thankies!" the demon said, with an angelic smile, which belied his demonic disposition. "Can I has ice cream naow?"
"NO!" Dad and Bobby chorussed in horror, giving the demon a dubious look between them.
"GRAB HIM!" Sammy yelled suddenly, but Dad and Bobby grabbed Kirk instead of the demon.
"No, not Kirk, the demon!" Sammy said, looking horrifed by their actions.
"JERK!" Dad yelled at Bobby.
"BITCH!" Bobby yelled back.
"Stop stealing our lines!" Sammy and I chorussed, as Dad and Bobby let go of Kirk, instead grabbing the demon.
They looked uncertainly at each other, before turning to Sammy.
"Okay, now what do you want us to do with him?" Bobby asked Sammy.
"I know what I want to do with him, but I think you are going to have a better idea than me!" Dad said, darkly to my brother.
"Well, actually .... " Sammy stuttered, uncertainly. "I was gonna say - Flush him down the toilet!"
"Down the - WHAT?" Dad asked, looking surprised.
"Well, have you got any better ideas?" Sammy asked, as I hid a laugh behind my hand.
"Flush him down the toilet, indeed. Really, I never have heard such a ludicrous thing in my life!" Bobby grumbled. "But it might just work, though. Send him back to the crap he came from!"
"How delightful!" Sarah piped up from where she was still laying beneath Kirk."
Oh, sorry, I'm still sitting on you!" Kirk said, but didn't attempt to get up straight away.
"Don't even think about getting up - I wouldn't dream of it!" Sarah grinned up at grinned back at her, but still didn't move.
"You've gotta let her up - she's gotta show us where the bathroom is! Besides I need a pee!" Bobby commented, looking a little bleary eyed.
Kirk stood then, and gave Sarah a hand up.
"Ow! Cramp!" Sarah said, as she rubbed her leg.
She looked to Bobby, then said - "Anyways, I'll show you to the bathroom!"
She gestured us all after her, leading the way, to the bathroom up the and Dad lugged the demon up there between them, who struggled every step of the way, but Kirk kept jabbing him in the bottom every time he looked as though he was going to turn tail and run back down the stairs again. The demon was left no choice but to go up the stairs, into the bathroom, where Bobby and Dad forced him into the toilet head first, flushing him down the pan.
"Bye!" Bobby said, with a wave. "Now if you don't mind, I should like to go for my pee now and I don't want you lot in here with me!!"
As one we all left, congregating instead in Sarah's bedroom, where Kirk spied her large poster of Metallica hanging on the wall.
"Hey, there we are!" Kirk said, with a grin. "D'you want me to sign it?"
"Okie dokie!" Sarah said, before handing him a pen.
He'd just finished signing it when there came a strange noise from the bathroom, where Bobby still was ...
to be continued ....