Beybladers Vs Call Of Duty
Chatting Sh!t
"Wolf boy has gone quiet again." Hiro stated out loud and aimed throug his scope to keep an eye out for anyone stepping into his camping zone. "Is he wanking to the sound of Kai's breathing again?"
Laughing like a hyena, Bryan nodded a no and contributed to the roasting, "Too be honest with you, I think he's popping one of his teenage spots on his face. You should see him do it, he sticks his tongue out in concentration and everything." The silver haired beyblader just couldn't concentrate on the game right now, but too be honest, neither could Tala after hearing these comments.
"I hate teenage spots, especially when they're on your nose." Tyson then chuckled to himself for a brief moment. "I remember when Kai had this mountain of a spot on his forehead once. Man it was that bad even I got excited about popping the monster."
"Wow, that's probably the funniest thing you have contributed all game Tyson." Bryan mocked, "I bet Kai you would want Kai to pop your cherry in return huh?"
At this point, Hiro had to place his controller on the floor and mute his microphone because he was crying of laughter. The nasty comments were on a whole new level of ugly tonight.
"Bryan, if he doesn't kill you. I will..." Tyson was cut short by the text that appeared in the corner of his television.
PhoenixBlader Smoked Out TheLadyKiller~
"GO KAI!" Tyson cheered and laughed uncontrollably. "Quick lets teabag his dead body!"
Already tea-bagging TheLadyKiller's dead body like there was no tomorrow, Kai just wasnt satisfied enough with the killing. He could have shit on the guys face and then waited a few years to shit on grave too, but it still wouldn't sooth the nerves! Kai was pissed!
As Tyson arrived onto the scene, he cackled loudly at the sight he was witnessing. "Oh man, you messed with the wrong guy Bryan." He announced before circling his soldier around his leader and his dead pray.
Meanwhile on the otherside of Bey-City, sat another lone-wolf who wasn't really interested in getting involved. Kyoya was more intrigued at looking at the kill to death streaks that were ranking up pretty nicely – but like always, Kai was winning! Fuck!
Yet when he pressed the select button to make the tally disappear, Kyoya's caramel eyes lit up as if he'd struck gold. Tyson and Kai were right before him. "You guys are so sad that it's giving me depression just knowing you." He mocked as he threw a grenade into their direction.
"Who is?" Bryan scoffed and cringed at the sound of the grenade going off.
Bang!~
LeoneTategami climaxed PhoenixBlader~
LeoneTategami annihilated TheBeyWorldChamp~
"Kai cummed before me." Kyoya smirked and tilted his head to the side to click his neck. He really was feeling cocky now, especially as he'd just destroyed Kai's kill-streak. "That sounds accurate."
For the first time in a long time, the Hiwatari sunk to a level that he hadn't reached in a long time. "Yea, I tend to get what I want before I fuck off and let you squirm with your blue balls." He snarled, making the whole chat-room awkward as hell.
Bryan didn't know where to put his face, meanwhile Hiro's microphone was still mutted because he was still laughing.
"I would use and abuse you Kai." Kyoya pinched the edge of his nose and laughed to himself silently. "For fuck sake."
"Oh man, that was bad." Tyson shivered, realising that this chat was getting out of control. So he decided to change the topic completely. "Where is Tala guys? He's so quiet and his soldier hasn't moved for 10 minutes now."
Unmutting his microphone, Hiro cleared his throat and he opened his xbox messages. "Oh yea, he sent me a message earlier but I couldn't be arsed to open it. Two seconds, it states where he's gone." He replied and skimmed his eyes over the words.
I need to answer the phone then get our costumes out the dryer, give me a few minutes~
"He would make the perfect wife." Hiro praised and grinned, "Bryan, make sure you buy him some flowers on the way home from the tournament tomorrow."
"What do you mean?" Bryan raised his eyebrows. "Please tell me he isn't doing chores."
"Oh he's doing chores alright. He's doing the laundry after answering the phone." Hiro replied and reached out to pick up his bottle of water to sip on. "Did you leave the toilet seat down Bryan? We all know your wife will complain at you for it again."
"He cleaned that yesterday." Bryan laughed. "Perhaps we should set the two virgins up together."
"Who?" Kyoya piped up.
"Tyson and Tala..." Bryan was quickly interrupted by the Dragoon wielder.
"You got more chance of me losing a beyblade match to Hilary than dating Tala." Tyson rolled his eyes and he aimed through his scope to spot Kyoya too was aiming back at him. Scared, Tyson yelped as he fired his trigger, "AH!"
TheBeyWorldChamp Screwed LeoneTategami~
"Who the fuck screams like a girl when I'm about to shoot them!?" Kyoya raged, irritated by the fact he had almost killed Tyson.
"That was too close Kyoya. Damn." Tyson laughed and took a deep breath to calm down. "I honestly thought you had me there."
"BRYAN YOU ARSEHOLE!" A high-pitched voice screamed from in the background of the party chat. "WHY IS THERE A PAIR OF STAINED THONGS IN HERE?!"
Kai slapped his forehead as everyone immediately cracked up once again.
"Is that Tala?" Kyoya questioned, unsure wither to laugh or not. "What a moron."
"Welcome to my world." Bryan giggled devilishly before turning around to face his leader. "That thong is Becky's, you know, the girl who was here last week? She left them here for me to keep as a souvenier."
"You fucking animal!"
"Hey! I personally was going to bin them, but I kept them for you to sniff at night." Bryan then gasped as he dodged an object that Tala had thrown at him from the kitchen doorway. "Jeez, he is upset now."
"Hey, Bryan, was Becky hot?" Kyoya was ready to drop the bomb. "Or was she a dog like this Hilary girl?"
"I'd love for you to say that to Hilary's face." Tyson whimpered under his breath and looked at his nails as he listened carefully.
"Pft, yes, she was stunning. Kyoya, she had nipples so big that you could have hung out your wet washing to dry on." Bryan answered and picked up the smashed plate pieces. "Hey Tala, maybe that's where we should have dried our costumes for tomorrow. That would give us the luck we need to take down Brooklyn..."
"Fuck you! And don't come near me." Tala barked, "If Kai can defeat that ginger prick, so can we. So tell Becky to shove her good luck where the sun doesn't shine."
"Fair enough." Bryan bit down onto his lower lip. "She's already stuck her tongue where the sun doesn't shine though."
"Fucking kick him out the party Hiro." Kai put his foot down. "I've had enough of hearing about his disgusting sex life."
"Yea Bryan, you are kinda getting growse now." Hiro agreed, "Mute your microphone until you sort yourself out."
"Fine, fine." Bryan muted his microphone and attended to Tala to calm him down.
A/N: I finished some coursework a little earlier than I had expected at work, so I got paid to write fanfiction for the rest of my shift haha. It was fucking amazing. But thank you so much to the guys who reviewed the last chapter, i'm glad you all found the newest additions to the story amusing – Granger~