Chapter 48: Road to Europe
Opening Credits
It seems today that all ya see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good, old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely
Lucky there's a Family Guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh n' Cry
He's
a
Fam
-ily
Guy!
End
As 1950s movie music and Jazzy Family Guy Music played in the background.
The first Pics of this new adventure starts off with the screen that says "Family Guy Presents Brian, Stewie, Frank Jr, John & Tyler in" as it displays Brian, Frank Jr, John, Tyler and Stewie in order with top hats and canes each in their hands while they were in front of a purple background.
A second pic shows a British flag that says "Road to Europe"
The third shows Stewie and Frank Jr on a bull chasing Brian, John and Tyler. The credits on the top of the image read:
Original Created by Seth MacFarlane
Remake Created by Frank G Mallque
The fourth shows Brian taking a picture of Stewie mooning a British guard while Frank Jr, John and Tyler laughing. The credits shown read:
Original Developed by
Seth MacFarlane
David Zuckerman
Remake Developed by
Frank G Mallque
The fifth shows Stewie, John and Frank Jr keeping drunken Brian and Tyler on his feet in France. The credits shown read:
Original Executive Producer
Seth MacFarlane
Remake Executive Producer
Frank G Mallque
The sixth shows the gang at night with a torch looking at some stone rocks or something. The credits shown read:
Original Executive Producers
Dan Palladino
Remake Executive Producers
Frank G Mallque and Andrew "TheRegans!"
The seventh shows them flying a paraglider across Europe. The credits shown read:
Original Co-Executive Producers
David A. Goodman
Original Supervising Producers
Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
Original Original Producers
Allison Adler & Gene Laufenberg
Remake Co-Executive Producers
Frank G Mallque and Andrew "TheRegans!"
Remake Supervising Producers
Frank G Mallque and Andrew "TheRegans!"
Remake Producers
Frank G Mallque and Andrew "TheRegans!"
The eighth shows them driving at night away from the crooked building. The credits shown read:
Original Supervising Directors
Peter Shin & Pete Michels
Remake Supervising Directors
Frank G Mallque and Andrew "TheRegans!"
The ninth shows them playing matter horns on a hill. The credits shown read:
Original Produced by
Kara Vallow
Remake Produced by
Frank G Mallque and Andrew "TheRegans!"
The tenth show them in a condula at night, rowing down the rivera river. The credits shown read:
Originally Written by
Daniel Palladino
Remake Written by
Frank G Mallque and Andrew "TheRegans!"
And the final one shows them above Europe in a hot air balloon. The credits shown read:
Original Directed by
Dan Povernmire
Remake Directed by
Frank G Mallque Frank G Mallque and Andrew "TheRegans!"
In the living room, Frank was on the floor watching television while Chris, Meg, John, Tyler and Brian were on the couch. This kept going until Stewie and his crew came rushing in towards the TV.
"I say! It's 4:00. Away with you!" Stewie said as he and the other babies changed the channel and sat down.
"Nooo!" John and Tyler shouted
"Stewie! /Frank Jr!" Meg and Persephone shouted at the babies.
"Change it back!" Chris moan at the babies to change the channel back.
"No fair." Frank whine about his TV time and at his sons behavior.
"Forget it. Jolly Farm Revue is on. It's the latest indoctrinating Pablum for children with not enough to do." Brian said as he explains that this show is the kids of the world best thing ever.
"Hey! Shut up!" Stewie and the babies said to shut them up as Everybody left for the babies to enjoy his show.
"Wakey-wakey, children." Mother Maggie said as she walks the kid of the show.
"Good morning, Mother Maggie." Children, Stewie & crew said hello to mother Maggie.
"The sun has risen on another day in Jolly Farm. Let's see what life's rich pageant has in store for us." Mother Maggie said as she gets the kids ready for a good day.
"Oh, she has the voice of an angel!" Frank Jr explain about Mother Maggie's amazing voice.
"Not to mention a balcony you could do Shakespeare from." Stewie said something dirty until Maddie slap him behind the head.
"Play your song, Melody Sheep, to aid the little ones' nourishment. But play softly, for Pengrove Pig wishes to read aloud from his magic tome that holds every book ever written." Mother Maggie said as the babies repeated what she has said while looking at the Pengrove Pig read from his magical book.
"These were difficult times for the children of Ipswich, when the lollipop famine cursed their pleasant village. " Pengrove Pig said as he reads from his magic tome which contains every book ever written.
Brian, John and Tyler came into the room.
"How can you stand watching this?" John asked them about watch this show and how ut is stupid.
As Stewie and his crew didn't say anything.
"It's dreck and you know it." Tyler said worse stuff about the show.
While Stewie and his crew were still distracted.
"Oh, don't have the guts to respond, huh? No intelligent defense of this unmitigated crap?" Brian said as he challenged them.
"Commercial!" Stewie said as he raised himself and punches Brian in the balls.
While Frank Jr and the twins kicked John and Tyler in the nuts.
"Oww!" Brian, John and Tyler Groan in pain by the babies surprised attack as they fell to the floor.
We're gonna get some graham crackers. Stewie said as he and his crew walk toward the kitchen to get some food.
Meanwhile Upstairs in Peter and Lois room, Peter and Frank were watching TV in his room. The show they were watching was KISS Forum, Rhode Island Public Access' most popular show about KISS.
"Welcome back to KISS Forum, Rhode Island Public Access' most popular show about KISS." Moderator said his intro of the show.
"Mom/Lois, hurry! It's back on!" Peter and Frank said they shout for lois to hurry up as she is miss the show.
As Lois laid down next to Peter in bed.
"Calm down, You guys. You know I wouldn't miss a second of this." Lois said as she calms them down.
"Okay, let's take a call. You're on KISS Forum." Moderator said as he answers a caller.
"KISS rules!" Caller 1 shouted from the phone.
"Okay, good call. Good call. All right. You're on KISS Forum." Moderator said as he answers another caller.
"Yeah. KISS sucks!" Caller 2 said as this caller insulted the band kiss on TV.
"Whoa!" Moderator said in shocked about this caller response.
"Trace the call! Trace the call!" Peter and Frank shouted at the Moderator to trace the caller.
"Yeah, they suck big time, man. They bite ass!" Caller 2 said worse stuff about the band KISS.
"Wait a sec. I recognize that voice! Is this Dennis De Young, lead singer from Styx? Come clean, man." Moderator asked the callers identity being Dennis De Young, lead singer from Styx.
"Yeah, yeah, it's me. It's Dennis." Caller 2 said as he confesses himself being being Dennis De Young, lead singer from Styx.
"Dennis, you jealous douche, how about I crank a little 'Detroit Rock City' and play 'Come Sail Away' and we can see how they stack up side by side? Huh? You want that, you high-voiced bastard? We'll be right back, after this." Moderator said as he insults Dennis, his hit song 'Come Sail Away' and we can see how they stack up side by side.
Then the tv showed KISS working out.
"Hey! Didn't see you come in. We're getting into shape for our upcoming tour." Paul Stanley said to the audience.
"We're playing five big shows in five days. So, if you..." Gene Simmons said about his band playing Five shows in Five days until.
"Rock and roll!" Ace Frehley shouted on tv as he interrupts gene sentences.
Why, Why don't you just sit in the corner, huh? Go on. Gene Simmons said as he tells him to go sit in the corner.
As Ace Frehley went to go sit in the corner.
"If you're a KISS fan, and you live in the Northeast come out for all five shows of what we're calling "KISS-Stock." Gene Simmons said as he announced that KISS Stock was coming to the Northeast.
Now back to the bedroom with Peter, Frank and Lois.
"Aw, Hell! The Northeast! It's times like this I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia." Peter said as he'll never reach the show.
"No, Peter, we're in the Northeast." Lois explain to him that they live in the Northeast.
We are? And KISS is coming to the Northeast. That means...aw. Peter said as he tries to get his answer but gets stuck.
That means- Lois said as she tries to get peter the answer.
"No, no, Lois! Don't help me! It means we can do something." Peter said no and he tries again to get the answer.
"Come on, Peter. You're almost there." Lois said as she encourages him to find it.
Meanwhile at the Dentist, a dentist was drilling into Peter's teeth, that is until Peter hopped out of his chair.
We can go to KISS-Stock! Peter shouted the news as the cleaning tool got jabbed in the dentist's eye.
"AUAUAGHAAHH!" Dentist shouted in pain by the cleaning tool logged in his eye.
As The dentist fell onto the floor.
Now back at the Mallque/Griffin House, In the living room, Stewie and Frank Jr were watching Jolly Farm, but their TV-time gets interrupted by Frank's voice from upstairs.
"Yo, Mom!" Frank shouted from upstairs.
"What?" Lois shouted from the living room.
"I'm packing for KISS-STOCK and dad can't find his favorite underwear." Frank shouted from upstairs as he is looking for his lucky underwear.
"You mean the pair with the rip in the right butt cheek from when you're stepping on 'em pullin' em up in the airplane bathroom from when you had the trots?" Lois asked for that underwear.
"No, no, the pair with the hole in the left butt cheek from when I held it in for two hours 'cuz it was an extra-long top church sermon and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus, so I let it go in the vestibule after mass and it sounded like Louis Armstrong." Frank said as he explains which underwear he is looking for.
"Oh, bottom drawer." Lois exclaimed where that underwear's location.
"Thanks mom!" Frank shouted as he leaves to find Peter to tell him where his lucky underwear is.
After Lois left, Stewie and Frank Jr went back to Jolly farm.
"Children. Tell Mother Maggie what you want to be when you grow up." Mother Maggie asked the kids.
"A scientist." Kid 1 said his answer.
"A novelist." Kid 2 said her answer.
"A Cambridge don." Kid 3 said his answer.
"Oh, what's my and Stewie's future coming from these squalid surroundings?" Frank Jr asking himself about his future.
"Should I Getting into a fight with some dude at the laundromat because he was hitting on my baby's mama? we should be there, not here!" Stewie said as he Lamenting his future in Quahog.
The tv screen said "Filmed at the BBC LONDON" with dreamy music playing in the background
"London." Stewie said as he decides to travel to Jolly Farm and live there forever.
Now we are Outside the house, Frank, Meg, Peter and Lois were putting their luggage into the car.
"Hey Dad, can me, John, Tyler and Persephone stay up late every night when you're at KISS-Stock?" Chris asked his dad to stay up late while his parents go to KISS-Stock.
You can do whatever you want, son. Just don't eat from the candy tree. Peter said as he warns his kids about the Candy Tree that eats people
He's right to caution you. I feed on children. Candy Tree said as he too agrees with peter about warning them about the tree.
A little girl came by and the candy tree ate her while Tyler looks at the tree as he saying, "one day tree, one day!"
Now back to Lois, Meg and Brian as they finish packing their stuff.
"You don't mind watching Stewie and Frank Jr for a few days? Do ya Brian?" Lois asking Brian about taking care of Stewie and Frank Jr for a few days.
"Nah. Ever since Jolly Farm Revue came on, they been pretty distracted. It'll be a breeze." Brian said as ever since jolly farm appeared on TV, the babies were hooked, so everything will be fine.
"Well, bye, everyone." Lois and Meg said as they enter the car.
"I can't believe my stupid parents and my equally stupid brother- in law are gonna spend five days following stupid old KISS around. It's painful." Persephone said as she complains about being embarrass by their behavior.
"Not half as painful as a tyre iron upside your head." Peter and Frank said their complaint.
"What?" Persephone asked on what they said.
"We'll miss you!" Peter said as He and Frank kissed Persephone's cheek and they enter the car, Frank, Meg, Peter and Lois drove off.
Meanwhile in the Living Room, as Frank Jr, John and Tyler came into the living room looking for Stewie.
"Hey, Stewie, what do you want for lunch?" John shouted as he looks around for him.
Then Frank Jr found a letter on the tv.
"Hey, what's this?" Frank Jr asked as he grabbed it and realized it's from Stewie.
"Dear stupid dog, idiotic pervert, nerd slave and dumb nephew, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Goodbye forever. Stewie. PS: I-I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Um, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but uh, I-I'm sure if you make a fuss, they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Um, i-i-it's actually not a horrible sweater. It's just I-I-I can't imagine when I would ever wear it. You know? Oh and uh, I also left a button on the bureau. Um, I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to, and then it'll... Wait a minute. Actually, could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Okay, goodbye forever. PPS: You know what, it might be chilly in London. I'm actually going to take the sweater." Stewie narrated his letter while Frank Jr, John and Tyler read it.
"Oh, my God!" The trio shouted in panic.
As Brian entered the room.
"What?" Brian asked them on what's going on here.
"Stewie's gone to London." Tyler explain to Brian on the missing talking baby.
"London? As in London Tipton at the Tipton hotel? Well I'm sure he'll be fine there." Brian said as he has no worries.
Frank Jr slaps Brian in the back of his head.
AGH! Brian shouted by the slap in the face.
"NO STUPID! I MEAN IN EUROPE!" Frank Jr shouted at the dog.
"WHAT?! Oh man. Come on. We gotta go get him back." Brian said as he and the group rush toward the door.
"Yeah, we should. I can't handle bad things that happen to people who run away. Like that time Gary ran away after SpongeBob refused to feed him." John said as he set up a cutaway.
Cutaway
Gary was on the road and was about to get run over by a bus.
"MEEEAOOOOOOOWWW!" Gary shouted to feed him really loudly.
As the screen goes black, a crash sound was heard.
The next day. French Narrator said as a day past by in SpongeBob world.
As we join SpongeBob held up Gary's shell.
"WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" SpongeBob shouted of the loss of his pet snail.
Turns out Gary's fine. He left his shell behind on purpose. As he kept going, he laughed like snoopy.
Cutaway Ends
Now we join Stewie at Quahog Airport searching for the flight to London.
"One of these planes must be going to London." Stewie said as He spotted a british family in line.
"Queue up, children. Spit spot. Here are the tickets, miss. These are all ours. Thank you." British mother said as she and her family enter their plane.
While Stewie snuck in line behind the british family.
"Spit spot, Albert Hall, meat and two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five, Spam and eggs, a baby's arm holding an apple, pip pip, cheerio." Stewie said as he walked right on in.
Now Dramatic instrumental music playing in the background as Frank Jr, John, Tyler and Brian made it to the airport and searched for Stewie.
"You see him?" Tyler said as he asked the group on the location of Stewie.
"Haa!" Brian Sigh as he didn't find him.
"Nope! Let's keep moving." Frank Jr said as they keep looking.
They ran together until they stopped and looked out a glass window.
"Look! There he is." Brian said as he points the location as They spotted Stewie hopping aboard the plane.
As Stewie boards plane, throwing a Nixon victory wave on the way on.
"Crap! Let's go." John said as they ran toward the plane with Stewie on it.
They entered a door that said "Airline Personnel Only" and ran up the cargo conveyor belt. They exited the cargo door and were on the plane.
Alright, let's find Stewie and get outta here before this plane takes off. Brian said to the group about their plan.
"Right!" The group said as they enter the plane threw the cargo only door.
On the plane, Stewie was waiting for the plane to fly.
"Hot towel?" Lady Flight Attendant asked Stewie if he wants a hot towel.
"Yes, thank you." Stewie said as He took off his overalls and laid down on his stomach.
"Well, come on!" Stewie said as he asked for this hot towel.
Until Brian pulled Stewie out of his seat.
"What the hell are you guys doing here?" Stewie asked the dog and his crew on being in this plane.
"We're taking you off this plane." Brian said his answer
"Well think again, Rover." Stewie said as he points the window.
The group gasp as They noticed the plane was moving. And with no other options, Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler had no choice but to fasten their seatbelts next to Stewie.
"Great Guys. We're stuck on a transatlantic flight with a petulant runaway. How could this get any worse?" Brian said as he asked them if thing could get worse than this.
A passenger appeared above Stewie which was revel to be Andy Rooney.
"You know what I hate about flying? The peanuts. First of all, you can't get them open. Who are they trying to keep out of these things?" Andy Rooney said as he tries to open a bag of peanuts.
Another passenger showed his face above Brian which was revel to be Seinfeld.
And what's the deal with the razor-blade slot in the bathroom? Are people actually shaving in there? Seinfeld said as he explains his bit about the razor-blade slot in the bathroom.
And Andy Dick appeared next to Frank Jr with his luggage.
"Hi, Andy Dick here. Excuse me. I've got to get my bag up in the overhead bin here." Andy Dick said as he tries to put his briefcase in his slot until The briefcase opened and landed on his head. As he Yelling and laughing by the event.
"Wow, that's wacky!" Andy Dick said in relief.
While Brian, John and Tyler face palmed and sighed before Frank Jr turned his attention towards Brian.
"You just had to ask!" Frank Jr said it sacristy.
After a long flight, the plane had finally reached its destination.
"Well now, that wasn't so bad, was it? Did you sleep at all?" Stewie asked the group.
"Yeah, a little." Brian said as he walks towards the exist.
"Us too." Frank Jr said as he agreed with the group about their good rest on the plan.
"Oh, I couldn't sleep a week. My pillow smelled like farts. But that's all right because we're in England!" Stewie said as they left outside the plane door.
When the trio looked outside, they realized something.
"Oh." Brian and Frank Jr said.
"Crap!" John and Tyler said.
As They saw a bunch of sand of nowhere while the scene fades to black.
Now we are back at the desert as Middle Eastern instrumental music play in the background while the gang looks at their location.
"Well, I don't get it. We're in England's verdant fields, it's rosy-rumped maidens and bucktoothed solicitors." Stewie asking on what the hell is going on.
"About 3,000 miles that way. We're in the Middle East." Brian said as he explains that stewie took the wrong plane.
The gang decided to walk around an arabian village.
"Where are we going, Brian?" Frank Jr said as they walk around the arabian village.
"I dunno, Frank Jr. I'm not exactly familiar with this particular Arabian village." Brian said as he if a stranger in this arabian village.
They passed by some villagers trying to sell some stuff.
"Stuff for sale! Bad, cheaply made stuff for sale!" Villager 1 said as he selling stuff.
"Hey, Americans. You like movies? I've got "Dude, My Car Is Not Where I Parked It, But Praise Allah, We Are Not Hurt." Villager 2 said as he sells movies.
They stopped by someone selling camels.
"Camels for sale! This one owned by a little old man who only drove it to mosque on Sundays. Just had its knees replaced." Villager 3 said as he sells camels.
Oh great. Buy one and let's get outta here. Stewie said as he asked the group to buy a camel to go.
"What do ya mean buy one? All I've got is 50 bucks. There's no way I'm spending that." Brian said as he money doesn't work here.
"Psh! Fine! Cheapskate! What about you two?" Stewie said as he asked John andTyler for money for the camel.
"Ummm?" Tyler said as he picked out everything in his pocket.
"All I got is 10 dollars, a marble, a bug..." Tyler said as he explains the contented of his pocket.
As John got a closer look at it with Frank Jr.
"Girl bug... uh, a paperclip, a rubber pencil, a crumb from a ritz cracker, and a presidential button with the Batman symbol that says "I Voted for The Batman" John said as exam the stuff in Tyler hand.
"Great. Guess we're gonna have to distract him. Follow my lead." Brian said as he explains his plans to get a camel
"Right behind you." Stewie:
The Music played as the group sing "You and I Are So Awfully Different".
Stewie, Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"You and I are" "So awfully different" "Too awfully different" "To ever be pals"
As the group walk in the village square as they take turns.
Stewie
Do you want to go first?
Brian
Yeah. I'll go. "Your favorite herooo is the Marquis de Saaade"
Stewie
Oh, you're one to talk.
"You get a stiffiiie from Phylicia Rashad"
As Stewie brings out a picture of Phylicia Rashad for Brian to see.
Brian
Oh, one time.
As Brian hides his boner with a golden plate until it hits the plate and makes a ding noise.
Stewie
"I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair"
Frank Jr
"Oh yeah that's that's quite a nice do there"
Frank Jr comment Stewie hair as good hair style with everyone agree with him.
Stewie
Oh, thanks.
Frank Jr
For me to poop on!
As he is referencing Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Catch-phrase. He also has the same cigar and bow-tie Triumph has.
Stewie
What?
Frank Jr
Oh come on. You look like Charlie Brown.
As he compares Stewie's hair to that of Peanuts character Charlie Brown.
Stewie
Bite me, Goku.
As Stewie compares Frank Jr to Dragon Ball's Son Goku (not know that he is related to him).
Brian:
"There's not"
Stewie
"A whole lot"
As Brain and Stewie slide down next to a fountain, they get next to each other with Frank Jr, John and Tyler.
Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"That we've got"
Stewie, Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"To agree on"
Brian
"'Cuz I love the strains of a classical scooore"
Stewie
"And I like that singeeer who looks like a whooore"
As Frank Jr start to think on what singer is stewie think until he asked with the group.
Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler
Ricky Martin?
Stewie
Love him!
As they appear out of jars as Stewie tries to appear out multiple jar until he comes out the last jar.
Stewie, Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"We're too different to ever be pals!"
As Frank Jr, John and Tyler juggle apples while brain and Stewie juggle knives while they sing, they villagers do backup.
Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"You and I are"
"Doo doo doo"
Now we join Frank Jr, John, Tyler, Brian and Stewie are riding a caper while they sing, the villagers do backup.
Stewie and Brian
"So awfully different"
"Doo doo doo"
Now we see Frank Jr plays the flute to make the snakes come out which reveal that John, Tyler, Brian and Stewie dancing like to the beat while they sing, the villagers do backup.
Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"Too awfully different"
"Doo doo doo"
As we see John and Tyler rubbing a lap with Brain and Frank Jr until Stewie appear dress like genie from the hanna barabana cartoon doing her bit while the villagers do backup.
Stewie, Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"To ever be pals"
"Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooie doo"
Now we join John and Tyler doing a spaghetti dance movement while sings.
John
"Your head's as empty as a meteorite"
Tyler
Oh, very funny.
"you have a nose size like a Christmas-tree light"
Now we join Brain and Frank Jr singing their part of the song about Stewie.
Brian and Frank Jr
"I'd bet moneeey you'll marry a honeeey" "Who's pretty and funnyyy, and her name'll be Ted"
Stewie
Oh! A gay joke.
As Brian and Frank Jr claiming that Stewie's gay, a running joke in the series.
Brian
Ah! I just work with what you give me.
Frank Jr
"You might think"
Stewie
"We're in sync"
Brain, John and Tyler
"But we stink"
Now they appear on top of the camel they want to steal as they are about to be finish.
Stewie, Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"As a group-o"
Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"'Cuz yooou get a kick out of carnage and guts"
Stewie:
"And you get a kick out of stroking your..."
Until the group interrupts the song to stop Stewie from saying something bad in this story.
Tyler
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Bro, you can't say that on fanfiction or on TV!
Stewie:
What? Ego?
Frank Jr, John and Tyler
Never mind.
Stewie, Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler
"We're too different to EVER BE PAAAAAAAAAAAALLLSS"
After the song, a villager notice a camel is missing. He looked back in awe and saw the trio were gone with the camel.
Now we join ourselves in the Middle of the Desert as the gang were together as the sun sets.
"Oh, man, we're screwed. We're lost in the desert, we have no food, no water, and our camel is dead from exhaustion." Brian said as he explains their problems to the group.
As Stewie went over to the camel's body to mourn it lost.
"And I had named him and given him a back story. Chucky had the biggest hump of all the camels in his village, and he was picked on for it. But then, there was a terrible drought, and Chucky went to the oasis at great risk, 'cuz he was like that. And he drank and drank and stored enough water in his massive hump to slake the thirst of the entire-" Stewie said as he explains his camel's origin.
Until Frank Jr went Stewie over to Stewie and slapped him.
"Will you cut the damn maudlin crap? We're in trouble here because of you." Frank Jr said as he complains about being stuck in the dessert because of Stewie.
"Look, calm down, Glory. I know how ya feel, but getting mad at Stewie at a time like this just isn't going to help. It's already below freezing and it's getting colder. We're gonna die unless..." Brian said he calm everyone down as it getting dark and they need shelter.
Until The gang continue to shiver.
"Unless what, Brian?" Frank Jr asked Brain for an answer.
"Unless we do something drastic." Brian said something in sad tone.
"Like what?" Tyler said as he is feel afraid to asked more.
"We have to slice open our camel's stomach and shelter ourselves in his entrails." Brian said as he suggests that he slices open the camel's belly to save his friend from the cold, much like Han Solo did with his Tauntaun to warm Luke in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
everyone covered their mouths as Frank Jr realized that he threw up a little.
"Huh, Eviscerate Chucky?! I won't do it!" Stewie said as he Gasp on brain crazy idea.
"We're gonna die if we don't." John said as he agrees with Brian that they need warmth.
"I'd rather take my chances out here than go in there. Stewie, you go." Tyler said as he caves in to the groups idea.
"Oh, all right." Stewie said as he finally agrees to open chucky belly.
Brian took out a dagger blade and sliced opened the camel's stomach. John and Tyler ran off-screen and they both threw up.
"Oh, God! It's like Orson Welles's autopsy!" Stewie said
"All right, just hold your breath and go." Brian said as he tells stewie to go in the camel.
Stewie wiped some sand off his shoes.
"What are you doing?" Brian asked stewie on what he is doing.
"Wiping my feet. I don't want to track any sand inside. Once you get it in there, you can't get it out." Stewie said as he explains why he is cleaning his feet.
John and Tyler came back catching their breath while Stewie inhaled some air. As soon as Stewie ran inside the Camel, John and Tyler covered their mouths and ran off-screen again.
"Oh, God! I just threw up in his lung!" Stewie said as he tells them that he threw up in the camel.
"You're not the only one that puking." Tyler said as he tells them that he and John are throw up in the camel.
"Look I know it's gross, but when you're desperate and staring death in the face, you have no choice but to... Oh, there's a Comfort Inn." Brian said as he points out a hotel in the dessert.
"Really?" Stewie said as he is happy now.
"Yeah. Good luck for us, huh?" Brian said as he is reliving by this news.
As Tyler and John came back out of the camel and they breathing heavily.
"Ahahaaa, aaaahaaaa, are you kidding me?" John said as he Pant from the camel's guts
"Ahahaaa, aaaahaaaa, how did we not notice that over there?" Tyler said as he Pant from the camel's guts.
"I-I dunno. I guess we're just that stupid." Brian said an excuses to get the them to the hotel faster.
"Whatever, let's just go all right?" Frank Jr said as he walks towards the Comfort Inn.
"You know actually, once you feng-shui the organs, it's kind of cozy." Stewie said as he gets out of the camel guts.
Now we are in KISS-STOCK with Loud heavy metal music paly in the background as The entire place was crowded with KISS fans everywhere.
"Oh, isn't this exciting?" Lois said as Frank, Peter, Meg and Lois wear makeup identical to that of Gene Simmons and Peter Crises, respectively.
"Hey, anyone got a light?" Fan asked anyone to light his cigarette.
As Five fans, including Frank, spat fire on his cigarette.
"Thanks." Fan said his thanks to everyone.
"Guys look. There's Dave and Dotty, the nudists." Meg said as she spots the nudist.
The nudists went up to the Griffins as Dave and Dotty wear the makeup of Ace Frehley and Paul Stanley, respectively.
"Well, hey there, Mallques, Griffins!" Dave said hi to his friends.
"Dave, Dotty, what a pleasant surprise!" Lois saying her hellos to her friends.
"Don't tell me you're KISS freaks, too? Dotty asked them that they are kiss fans too.
"KISS Army soldier since 1991. How about you?" Frank said his response and asked them about how they became KISS fans.
"76. I don't think anyone knows more about KISS than I do." Dave said as he brags that there nobody that knows kiss than himself.
"I'm-I'm sorry. What was that?" Peter question him.
"Peter, It's not important." Lois said as she tries to calm peter down.
"Let him answer, Mom." Frank said as he didn't like Dave's tone.
"I said no one knows more about KISS than I do." Dave said as he confirms his response
"Fellas, please keep it civil." Dotty said as she asked them to keep this contest short.
"I'm not sure we like the tone of your voice, Dave." Peter said as he gets on Dave's face.
"Well, throw down if that's what you two want." Dave said as he tells them to get this contest started.
"Name Gene Simmon's special-effects mentor." Peter asked Dave a question about something in KISS History.
"Amaze-O the magician. What high school did Paul Stanley go to?" Dave answer his question correctly then he asked Frank a question about something in KISS History.
New York High School of Music. Frank answer the question correctly and it was peter turn to question Dave.
"Paul and Gene's band before KISS?" Peter asked Dave a question about something in KISS History.
"Wicked Lester. What year did KISS appear on The Jim Nabors Halloween Special?" Dave answer the question correctly as he asked Peter a question about something in KISS History.
"Trick question. It was Paul Lynde and it was 1975." Peter answer the question correctly as he passes it to Frank.
"Now recite the magazine ad that brought Peter Criss to Paul and Gene's attention." Frank asked Dave a question about something in KISS History.
"Drummer willing to do anything to make it." Rolling Stone, October, 1972." Frank, Peter & Dave answer the question correctly.
"Exemplary!" Dave shouted in excitement.
"Rock and roll!" Peter and Frank said as they forgave Dave as they all knew that they love KISS.
As They stuck their tongues out and rocked out.
Now we join ourselves at the Comfort Inn as The trio sat at a table outside with Brian, Frank Jr and Tyler and John looking bored.
"How in the Hell are we gonna get out of here?" Brian asking the group on how they are getting out of the dessert.
"Well, we could right S.O.S. in the sand or make a statue of liberty out of pawn tree!" Frank Jr saying on make an S.O.S in the sand or make a statue of liberty out of pawn tree to wait for someone to recuse them.
"Nah, I'm sure it'll be blown away by a sand storm and there's little supply of trees. Brian said as he turns down the idea.
"Brian, are you going to finish your red paste?" Stewie ask Brian for his food.
He gave Stewie his plate.
"No." Brian said as he gave him his food.
"What about YOUR sweet, crusty thing John?" Tyler asked John if he is going to eat his food.
Then John gave his food too but to Tyler instead.
"Nah, you can have it." John said as he passes the remains of his food to John.
"Hey, look over there." Brian said as he points at something.
They noticed a huge balloon with a father and a son argument.
"No more balloon for you! I am sick of you tooling around the village in that thing, honking at the girls, blasting your 1980s American rock music that we got here last week." Arabian Dad said as he is give his son the business.
"But, Father!" Arabian Son complain to his father and asked him forgiveness.
"Go to your palace!" Arabian Dad shouted to his son as he orders him to go to his palace as he is grounded.
"Are you guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Brian said as he asked them on what they thinking.
"Oh yes. Just wait until they have to suffer through Jesus Jones. Pee-yew!" Frank Jr said as he insult them about them meet Jesus Jones
Not that, dummy. The balloon! Brian said as he tells them that they steal a hot air balloon to get out of the dessert.
"Oh, my bad. Of course the balloon. Let's take it." Frank Jr said as he agrees on Brian's Plan.
Moments after taking the balloon, they were flying around and looked down below.
"Wow! I didn't know it really looked like that." Brian said as he looks down of the hot air balloon.
"Neither did I." Stewie said as he too looks down of the hot air balloon.
As the landscape below the balloon looks like an actual map.
"Such lovely printing, too." Stewie said as he like the detail of the work's paint.
Yeah. Frank Jr said as he too admire the map's color states.
Meanwhile at KISS-STOCK, as The band sung their song "Rock N Roll All Night"
KISS
"You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting"
"Oh, Lois, here comes the best part." Peter said as he points out the best part.
KISS
"I wanna rock and roll all night"
Gene moved the mic over to Lois.
Lois
"And have a wonderful time"
The song stopped and everybody's jaws dropped as Lois said the line wrong.
"What? Is that it? No, no, it's uh "And something something all... day" Right?" Lois said as she tries to say the right line
"Oh, man. I've lost all faith in mankind." Gene said as he bums out.
"Music is dead to me now." Paul said as he too is bums out.
After Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons storm off the stage, Peter Criss and Ace Frehley sing "Chattanooga Choo-Choo".
"Hey, now's our chance!' Eric said as they get to sing their song
"Let's do it!" Tommy said as Eric and Tommy sing and danced for the audience.
Eric and Tommy:
"Pardon me, boy" "Is that the Chattanooga choo choo?" "Track twenty-nine" "Boy, you can gimme a shine"
Meanwhile in the Hot Air Balloon, the gang were still flying around.
"I say, where the Hell are we?" Stewie question on where they are.
They were around the place where the Pope lives, who at this point is asleep.
"Pope!" Father said as he enters the room while He turned on the lights.
"Pope!" Father said as The Pope covered his face from the lights.
"It's time to get up and put on your hat." Father said as he tells the pope to get dress.
"It's a stupid hat!" Pope said as he hates wearing his hat.
"Pope! "Father scolded the pope like a child.
"All right, okay. God!" Pope said as he starts to get ready for the day.
After getting out of bed, the Pope went to the bathroom. After exiting the bathroom, he dropped his clothing on the floor.
"Pope, the floor is not a hamper." Father said as he tells the pope to pick up his clothes.
"Maaaaan!" Pope whines about being scolded about his clothes.
He picked up his clothing and placed in the hamper.
"Good. Now it's time to go on the balcony and address the people." Father said as he tells the pope to do his work.
After putting on his hat, he walked onto the balcony, where he was caught by the trio's balloon. The balloon carried the Pope away until a statue caught him. After they landed, the trio hopped out of the balloon and ran to an alleyway.
"Alright. All we gotta do is find the American Embassy to they'll help us get home." Brian said as they walk around Vatican City in Rome.
"Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, and that fat slob, and that insufferable dog." Stewie said as he never wants to see his family and Brian ever again even though Brian is here with him.
"Stewie, he's right here." Frank Jr said as he points out that Brian is with them.
"Oh, so he is? Oh well. I stand by it. My future is with Jolly Farm! Stewie said as he stands on what he just said.
"You really think that, don't you?" Brian asked stewie about him going to live in Jolly farm.
"I know it." Stewie said as he stands by his belief.
"Okay, fine. We've got three days until Frank Jr's Parents, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin get back from their KISS concerts. Let's go to Jolly Farm." John said as they can stick around until stewie caves in and they can all go home.
"Now you're talking! Stewie cheered as they get ready to the bbc.
The Pope found the trio.
"You make the Pope look like a fool! God will make you pay." Pope threatens that God will smite them for making a fool of him.
He looked up into the sky.
"Smite them!" Pope said as He waits expectantly.
They all looked up and waited.
"He's cooking something up." Pope said as He waits expectantly, but nothing happens.
They continued to look up before Tyler slowly moved closed to Frank Jr, John, Brian and Stewie.
"We should... we should get outta here while we can." Tyler said Whisper as they slowly backed away from the Pope while he stays.
Now we are in Switzerland as The gang decided to ride a train while Frank Jr, John and Tyler sleep during the ride.
"I say! Brian, look. Three rows down." Stewie said as he points at a person at Three rows down.
"What?" Brian asked him on what he is talking about.
"Is that Tom Bosley?" Stewie asked him if that person at Three rows down is Tom Bosley.
"What would Tom Bosley be doing on a train in Switzerland?" Brian asked on why Tom Bosley is doing on a train in Switzerland.
"I-I'm almost certain. TOM!" Stewie shouted for Tom to notice him.
He then hides behind his magazine.
"Did he look?" Stewie asked Brian if Tom notice him.
"I don't know." Brian said as he doesn't know.
"If I yell, you have to watch. TOM BOSLEY!" Stewie shouted again.
He hid behind his magazine again.
"No, it's not him." Brian said to stewie that the man at Three rows down isn't Tom Bosley.
"Oh." Stewie said as he feels disappointed.
Now we arein Germany, the trio caught a ride on a tour bus.
"Besides its beautiful historic architecture, Munich was ze home of many great writers, such as Thomas Mann. You'll find more on Germany's contribution to ze arts in ze pamphlets here provided." Tour Guide said as he explains Germany's best writers.
"Yeah, uh, about your pamphlet. Um, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a gap." Frank Jr said as he argues about a gap in this history.
"Everyone was on vacation! On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15-" Tour Guide said as he skips the history with Munich's first city hall.
"Wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939." Frank Jr asked about Germany invaded Poland in 1939.
"We were invited! Punch was served!" Tour Guide said as he argues with Frank jr on what he said.
"Wait, you can't ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Naziism's strangle hold on Germany." Frank Jr argue about German novelist Thomas Mann.
"Nope, nope, he left to manage a Dairy Queen." Tour Guide said as According to him, Thomas went to America to manage a Dairy Queen.
"A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous." Frank Jr said as reality what some WW2 veterans did when they returned.
"I VILL HEAR NO MORE INSINUATIONS ABOUT THE GERMAN PEOPLE! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!" Tour Guide said as he gets furious at the accusations Frank Jr makes and says in German.
His loud speaking in German was scaring everyone, causing them to freeze.
"Uh, is that a beer hall?" Brian said as he tries to get this tour going.
"Oh, yes. Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls." Tour Guide said as he explains Germany's beer halls history.
Meanwhile at KISS-STOCK, Peter and Lois were walking around while everybody stares at them angrily.
Why is everybody glaring at us? Lois asked Frank on what are they look at them.
They stopped walking to talk.
"Why, Lois? I'll tell you why. Y-Your faux pas last night at the concert was so upsetting, I had to call a university professor to tell me what phrase I should use to describe it." Peter said as he accuses her of only pretending to be a KISS enthusiast
Cutaway
"Use "faux pas"" a professor calls.
"Thanks, professor" it was Peter who answered the call.
Cutaway Ends
"You've been livin' a lie all these years. You represented yourself as a KISS fan. And why? To make us look foolish!" Frank said as he too get upset.
"No, to make you two happy. I wanted to share in all aspects of your lives guys, but I just was never that big a KISS fan." Lois said as she explains herself.
"I should've guessed when you were willing to dress as Peter Criss. No one wants to be Peter Criss, Lois, not even Peter Criss!" Frank said as he freaky out even more.
"I guess I'm just not as cool as you thought I was." Lois said as she feels guilty for lying to them.
"We guess not." Peter said as they leave the concerts in disgrace.
As Lois felt ashamed and sad.
Meanwhile in Amsterdam, the gang were walking to the street.
"I'm exhausted. Come on, let's get a coffee." Brian said as he points them at a coffee bar.
After crossing a bridge, they entered a coffee bar where smoke was everywhere.
"The smoke is so acrid." Brian said as he Cough about the smoke being everywhere in the bar.
"No joke." Frank Jr said as he tries to cover his mouth.
"I can hardly breathe in here." Stewie said as he complains as well.
"You should get some hash, man. You can't go wrong." Dude said as he talks to stewie, Frank Jr and Tyler.
"Oh, not true. Ground meat can go very wrong for me very quickly, and everyone in this room will suffer the consequences!" Stewie said as he tells the dude about meat.
"You are out there, man, in the ether." Dude said as he get more freaky.
"Yes. Well, we'd love to further pursue our palaver, but we're not fluent in "freaker"! So, we're just gonna... turn back over here, back towards my table." Frank Jr said as he, Stewie and Tyler turn around to the group.
"You guys hungry?" Brian asked them about being hungry.
"You know; I wasn't when I came in. But isn't that so funny? I'm getting there." Stewie said as he feels hungry too.
"Yeah, same here." Brian said as he is now hungry too.
"Me three." Frank Jr said as John and Tyler nod in response.
"Several Minutes Later." French Narrator said as several minutes has past.
The gang felt high and dizzy.
"I think the only reason we die is..." Stewie said as he explains the group about why they died.
"Dude, dude, I know what you're gonna say and I am sooo completely..." Brian said as he understands what stewie on what he is saying.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait!" Frank jr said as he stops Brian by asking him to wait.
"Shh-shh-shh-shh!" John said too stops Brian by shushing him.
"B-B-Baby talking first." Tyler said as he wants to listen to what stewie is saying.
"The only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability." Stewie said as finish what he was saying as he exhaled.
"D-Do you think I'll ever find the right woman?" Brian asked the group on he getting someone to love.
"Oh, God! Yes, man! Come on, dude, you're great!" Stewie said as he believes in him.
"Y-Y-Yeah! The-The best damn dog ever." John said as he comments on him at being a good dog.
The gang all fell out of their chairs.
Meanwhile in Quahogat night, Frank, Meg, Peter and Lois were driving along the road.
"Frank, Peter, are you two ever gonna forgive me?" Lois asked them to forgive her.
"Mom, I am obligated to keep loving you so I will take my rage out on my own body. Let's go to Denny's." Frank said as He parked the car at the Denny's. After entering the restaurant, they noticed KISS in the same place.
"Oh, man! I don't believe it! KISS is here! We don't deserve to be under the same roof with them. Let's go." Peter said doesn't what to be near the band after what happened in kiss stark.
"Well, all right. I guess I could fix us something when we..." Lois said as they about to leave until She stopped for a moment.
"Chaim?" Lois said as she recognizes Chaim Wits
"Lois! Do not address KISS unless they address you first!" Peter said he tries to stop Lois from humiliate them.
As Lois went over to the band.
"Oh my God! Chaim Witz? It is you!" Lois said as she recognizes Chaim Witz, who she dated before he changed his name to Gene Simmons.
"Uh, which one do you want me to sign? Left or Right?" Gene said as he asked her about signing her boobs.
"No, no, no. It's Lois. Lois Pewterschmidt. I knew you before you changed your name." Lois said as she explains to him that she know him before he changes his name.
"Lois! I don't believe it! It's been ages! Hey guys, this is the girl I told you about. I knew her before we formed KISS. Loose Lois!" Gene said as he introduces her to the rest of the band, who have heard Gene's stories of "Loose Lois."
"Cool! Loose Lois!" Paul said in shocked.
"The legend herself!" Tommy said as he looks at Lois in awe.
"My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage." Eric complains about his food not having sausage.
"I never realized you were Gene Simmons, the rock star!" Lois talks to gene.
"You look great, Lois. Anyone nailing you now?" Gene asked her about being nail by someone.
"Yes, my husband nails me. This is him. Peter and my son in law, Frank." Lois said as she introduces them to the KISS BAND.
"You... ARE... GODS!" Peter and Frank shouted in awe by their present.
"Yeah, thanks. Right. Hey, we're recording some tracks in Boston next month. You should come on by." Gene said as he invited them to come them for some tracks in Boston next month.
"Oh, we'd love that, Chaim. I mean Gene, you big rock star. Bye." Lois said as They exited the restaurant.
"Oh, wow! Such a small world. He was a nice boy, and he's still nice." Lois said as she is happy in meeting him again.
They stopped for a moment.
Listen, Lois, uh, about what I said before, I've never been more wrong in my life. You are the coolest girl in the world! Peter said as his and Frank's faith in Lois is restored
They kissed and Peter looked up into the night sky.
"My wife did KISS!" Peter shouted in happiness
"And J. Geils." Lois said in a whisper tone.
"What?" Frank and Meg asked her about what she said.
"Nothing." Lois said as they leave toward the car.
Meanwhile in London, the gang were in front of a tall building.
"There it is! The BBC!" Stewie said as he points at the sign of the BBC.
Inside the building, the trio were searching for the door that leads to Jolly Farm.
Stewie Gasp as They found the Jolly Farm Door.
"Well, this is it. I'll say goodbye to you both now." Stewie said as he said his goodbyes to the gang.
"Well, have a good life, Stewie." Brian said his goodbye to him.
"Oh, I shall!" Stewie said as he was about to go in before turning back to his friends.
"Oh hey, I've meant to ask you. Did you guys ever find out what that button on my bureau was from?" Stewie asking them about the button.
"Actually, yeah. Turns out... that button came from Chris's denim jacket." Frank Jr said as he explains that the button was Chris.
"Ah. I like that jacket. It looks good on him. Okay then, so we'll keep in touch?" Stewie said as he goes toward the door.
"Sure." Brian said in agreement.
"Whatever." Frank Jr, John and Tyler said as they don't give a fuck.
"Well, I have your address. See ya!" Stewie said as he went in and the doors closed behind him.
"I'll give him less than a minute." Frank Jr said as he bets that Stewie will leave in a minute.
I'll give him two. Brian said as he bets that stewie will leave in a two minute.
There was a moment of silence.
"Well, before we go in, I just realized something." Frank Jr asked Brian about something.
"What?" Brian said.
"If we're here, and Mom and Dad are at KISS-STOCK, then what are Chris and Persephone doing at home?" Frank Jr asking him about his aunt and uncle on what they doin g at the house.
Meanwhile at the Griffin House.
At home, Chris and Persephone were having a wild party with wild teens... and Herbert.
Now back at the Jolly Farm Set, Stewie was on the set.
"Oh! There's Happy Hill!" Stewie said as he Gasp, then he ran up the hill, but it turned out to be a wall.
"What the deuce?" Stewie said He saw lights too.
"Pengrove! Pengrove Pig!" Stewie said Gasp as He ran towards Pengrove, who was sitting on a stump.
"Pengrove, I've come to live on Jolly Farm! Oh, my! The magic tome!" Stewie said as He opened the book.
"Wait. It's cardboard! And there are no words, there are just... what is it you've drawn here?" Stewie said as he discovers that the book was cardboard.
Oh, that's Oswald Owl slammin' Mother Maggie in one of them Chinese basket, eh? Pengrove said as he took his Pig head off.
"Dead brill, eh?" Pengrove said as he was an actor and he butt ugly.
"AGH!" Stewie said as He ran behind Mother Maggie.
"Mother Maggie, thank God. Something's terribly wrong!" Stewie said in terror.
"Whose stinky brat is this?" Mother Maggie said as Stewie realized her voice has change.
"What? That's not your voice! Your voice is lyrical, like the gentle strum of a lute!" Stewie said as he realized that she is a bitch.
"Piss off, ya grotty little wanker!" Mother Maggie said as She kicked Stewie off stage.
"It's a fake! It's not real!" Stewie said as Brian, Frank Jr, John and Tyler appeared behind him.
"We thought it'll be best for you to find out on your own, Kid." Brian said as he tries to make stewie feel better.
"We're sorry, Stewie." Frank Jr said as he apologies to him.
A fake cloud fell on Stewie's head.
"I feel like such a fool. Don't even look at me!" Stewie said as he cries in a corner.
"Hey, come on." Brian said as he tries to cheer stewie up.
"Ah, you wanna get some ice cream? That'd make you feel better, right?" John and Tyler said as they give him ice cream.
He shook his head no.
"You wanna get some McDonald's?" Brian said as he offers him McDonalds.
But He shook his head no again.
Then Frank Jr snapped her fingers.
"I got it. You wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes. Right?" Frank Jr asked him about getting even with Mother Maggie as He shook his head yes.
"Okay, let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes." Brian said as he held Stewie's hand and they walked off before Frank Jr took out his phone.
"Hashtag Shit happens." Frank Jr made a text to everyone.
Now back Mallque/Griffin House, in the living room, the Griffin kids, Frank Jr and Brian were watching tv.
"Jolly Farm is on, Stewie. Don't you wanna watch?" Persephone asked him about his show.
"Oh, the Stewie who loved Jolly Farm is dead, Persephone. Meet the Stewie who loves funky fruit hats!" Stewie said as He puts on a Fruit Hat and danced.
"Oh, turn it up! Frank, Meg, Mom and Dad are on!" Chris said as they watch KISS Form with Frank, Meg, Peter and Lois on the show.
"Hey, we're back here with more KISS Forum. I'm here with the Mallques and Griffins, and they got something really exciting to share." Host tells the audience about something special.
"Yeah. My Mom here did KISS." Frank said proudly.
"Get outta here!" Host said in shocked as John and Tyler looked shocked from learning about this news.
"Hand to God." Lois said as she tells the truth.
"Whoa, Peter! How does that make you feel?" Host asked him on how he feels.
"I feel like I've done KISS, too. And it feels good." Peter said as he feels that he is on top of the world.
"Lois, you got any tips for the young girls in the audience tonight?" Host asked her about advice for the ladies in the audience.
"Well, the best advice I can give is, that you never know who's gonna grow up to be famous, so just make yourself available." Lois said as she tells them to be available because they'll never know who's gonna grow up to be famous.
"Cool. Cool. Well, that's our show for tonight. Now stay tuned for Battlestar Galactica Forum." Host said as He puts on a Mask.
"Welcome to Battlestar Galactica Forum." Host said it in a robot voice.
Chapter ended
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