Little Miss Muffet.
Little Miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her berries away.
Sasuke appeared.
"What the hell kind of name is muffet? It's not Japanese I know that."
Along came a spider to sat down beside her and scared miss Muffet away.
Naruto appeared.
"I'm a spider!"
"So it seems." Sasuke added.
Little Miss Tuff-
SHUT UP!
What the hell?
"Hey who's the new voice, old voice? tebayo"
"Yeah..."
I finally found you, you piece of crap..After all this time I have finally caught you.
Wh-who are you? I don't know you!
Oh you don't know me now? Well I know you, Inuyonas.
"Inu-who?"
"Shut up Sasuke it's getting good."
Why are you here?
I'm here to right a wrong that has been committed.
What wrong are you talking about?
For over a year you have written great stories. Stories that have inspired other people to write. STories that I have hated. I hate your stories because they lack plot. Well NO MORE I TELL YOU! Your days of meaningless stories are over! I'm in charge now. SO GET LOST!
AAAAAH!
"AAAAAH!"
A bolt of lightning struck the ground in front of Naruto and Sasuke. This caused smoke to rise from the point of impact.
"Whoa!" Naruto exclaimed shielding his eyes from the light of the bolt.
After the smoke cleared Naruto and Sasuke opened their eyes. They were met with the sight of aperson laying on the ground where the lightning hit.
"WHo is that?"
Sasuke stayed silent,all the while studying this barely conscious person on the ground.
It was a male. He looked to be around the age of 18 or 19.
"We should help him up." Naruto said.
"So do it."
Naruto glared at Sasuke, before moving to help the unknown person up.
It was now clear that this person had at least another foot on Naruto and Sasuke. His black locks hung down to his upper back. He was dark skinned. A tad darker than Kumo shinobi. The guy stood wobbily after Naruto let go of him.
"Who are you?" asked Naruto.
""Oh man, I can't believe she did that!"
Naruto's question was ignored. Of course Naruto, being the guy that he is, didn't like being ignored.
"Hey I'm talking to you!"
"Huh? Oh I'm sorry My name is Inuyonas." answered the newly identified Inuyonas.
"Were you the voice?" Sasuke asked.
"Um...Yes?"
"YOU"RE DEAD!"
"SASUKE WAIT!"
Naruto restrained Sasuke from killing Inuyonas right then and there.
"Let me go! He made us do all those crazy things! I'm gonna kill him!"
"No Sasuke we have more important things to worry about. Like why is he here now."
"That was oddly smart of you." Sasuke said.
"So why are you here?"
"Well I was in my room typng the newest chapter of Fairytale when all of a sudden someone kicks my door open and throws posters of NaruSasu things alll of my room. I saw a poster and was instantly blinded for about 10 seconds. Then she did some forbidden technique and I was absorbed into my laptob."
"Who's she?" Sasuke asked.
HAHAHAHA! Now Inuyonas, you shall see what it''s like to be stuck in one of your disasters you call a story! Sasuke isn't suppose to be OOC! It's annoying!
"That's the second time I heard that."
"What is OOC?"
"It must mean strong because I'm OOC."
"Teme you are so full of yourself."
This is my story now! And I can't wait until I get to Fanfic Massascre you called "WHO DID IT?" and after that it's off to "Naruto Tryouts"
MWAHAHAHAHA!
"SO who is that?" Naruto asked.
"It's the bane of my existence. The one thing that keeps dragging me down. She is..."
"She is?" Sasuke asked impatiently.
"My dramatic pause isn't over yet."
"Sasuke deactivate Chidori right now Tebayo!"
"She is...Yaoiweh."
DUNDUNDUUN!
"You guys have to help me get control back." Inuyonas said.
"What for? You killed my mom...again." Sasuke said.
"And you made me say that Banana Frappe is better than Ramen!"
"Look if you don't help me, SHe will make you do Yaoi things..."
"..."
"You guys don't know what Yaoi means do you?"
Their silence was all Inuyonas needed to confirm his suspicion.
"Yaoi means gay."
O_o
"You can count on us! Dattebayo!"
AN- FIRST OFF I DO NOT HAVE YAOIWEH'S PERMISSION TO DO THIS.
BUT HEY WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? AT LEAST SHE WILL GET POPULAR. IN A GOOD WAY TOO.
NOW IF ONLY HER AND I WERE FRIENDLY TORWARD ONE ANOTHER...I MEAN I HAVE STORIES WITH PLOT...AND I HAVE SOME THAT DON'T. THAT'S NOT BADD RIGHT?
WELL NOW FAIRY TALE HAS A PLOT...AND IT'S THANKS TO HER...
PLZ REVIEW.