Here is another one for The List. I have some more in mind, but with all that is going on, I will be posting on all my stories as often as I can, but make no promises on time frame. I hope the long wait for this new chapter was worth it. I hope you all enjoy this one. Gregg.
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Cam was having fun watching from the sidelines as Seeley and Dr. Brennan developed their long awaited relationship. As humorous as she found Seeley's fencing mishap at the hands of the horrified Dr. Brennan, she found the lists that had been traded back and forth even more entertaining. Angela, of course, had made sure that she saw as many of the lists as possible. Seeley Booth the King??? Granted the man was a walking stud that any sane woman would drool over, but proclaiming royalty was a bit of a stretch.
It was while she was contemplating one of Dr. Brennan's lists about the work place that Cam relived the nightmare that Hodgins and Angela had put her through when they had gotten out of hand at work. She didn't think that there was a single room, outside of perhaps her and Dr. Brennan's offices, that those two hadn't spent some time "christening" to some degree. She even had the security discs to prove some of what she suspected. Being a woman who believed in not showing too much of a winning hand, she'd held back a couple of the discs so she would have ammunition the next time those two went at it at work. As it was she was never going to look at the Egyptian Exhibit the same way.
It was time to write out her own list for Seeley and Dr. Brennan. She could also have a little bit of fun while she was at it, too. She spent the next ten minutes working it out on her laptop and then e-mailed it to both Seeley and Dr. Brennan. It was going to be interesting to see what kind of reaction that those two gave.
Seeley Booth was on the couch nursing a cold beer that Bones had graciously allowed him today as he was not being as much of a whining ass as he'd been. For someone who professed to not be good with kids, she sure knew how to play the Mother role well and dish out the discipline. It made him smile a bit as he thought of how well she would do with their own kids one day, as well as Parker. He was still in shock as he thought of the bet Bones made on the fencing match. Talk about going "all in"!
Now, though, he was worried about Bones and Angela working together on a list for him. He knew better than anyone alive just how wicked a sense of humor that Bones really had, but her teaming up with Angela? That made him want to bow down and kiss Bones feet, all the while begging her to keep all this to herself. He knew that was a losing proposition, though. Bones loved to gossip about sex more than Angela did, and that was a totally horrifying thought. A bee from his laptop told him he had an e-mail. He winced as he imagined it was another list from Bones, with Angela's help. When he saw that it was indeed a list he sighed, then he promptly spit out his mouthful of beer when he saw that it was from Cam! Oh shit!!!
Seeley and Dr. Brennan,
Since everyone else seems to be making up and sending lists, I figured that I would join the party and offer my own list now that the two of you are at long last a couple. Here are a few essential rules that I expect to be followed at the Jeffersonian.
First: Absolutely no talk about babies when in the lab. I'm not sure that the lab could stand the apocalyptic upheaval that would occur if that subject were to be discussed in relation to the two of you. Let's face it, Dr. Brennan, you usually don't choose the best times for dramatic announcements, nor the proper venue.
Second: No kissing, groping, making out, or especially sex in the Jeffersonian. This is non-negotiable people as I had to suffer through that nightmare with Hodgins and Angela. The last thing I want is to walk into an office, or conference room, and see your naked ass, Seeley, perfect thought it may be, while you are having sex with you, Dr. Brennan. No amount of free passes will get anyone out of that.
Third: No longing gazes at all while working in the lab. Making goo goo eyes at one another is something that I would need therapy to remove from my mind. Not to mention I dislike the idea of losing my lunch, which that would induce.
Fourth: If you absolutely have to break any part of the second rule, please make damn sure that the security cameras are off. No one, especially me, needs a porno starring the two of you waiting for them on their desk with a post it note letting me know that this needs to be dealt with. I still have nightmares of seeing Hodgins and Angela going at it in the Egyptian Exhibit on the Cleopatra Bed.
Fifth: This one is for Dr. Brennan. Angela mentioned that when you come in late and no case is pressing, it means you got lucky and are having an early morning round before coming to work. If you are going to do so, a 24 hour notice is required as I want to make sure that Angela is well away from the lab when you arrive as I don't want to hear one of her ear splitting squeals.
And last, but not least: No role playing in the lab at all. I would be scarred for life seeing a Dr. Brennan/Wonder Woman getting laid by a Seeley Booth/Major Trevor, or any other role playing combinations that the two of you could come up with, especially a Catholic School Girl fantasy with Booth as a Jock. I also do not want to hear about any role playing after the fact, either.
Of course this list is not exhaustive of all the rules needed to reign in the veritable tidal wave of lust that will be consuming the two of you, so I will be adding to this as time goes on. Outside of this, enjoy! Cam.
PS~ I realize that some of these seem to be at odds with number two, but the conflagration that will burst out now that the two of you are together needs some slack. Just don't let me see it! I see it and heads will roll. I operate on a "Don't ask, Don't tell" basis.
PPS~ Dr. Brennan, be sure to ask Seeley about that unbelievably orgasmic trick he does with his tongue when you guys next have sex. Trust me. That is one experience you don't want to miss! Think multiples, Dr. Brennan. Sorry Seeley. I couldn't resist. That is definitely information that she needs.
Now this was just not fair! How the Hell was he supposed to survive when a former girlfriend happened to be Bones' boss? He just knew that sooner or later it would be Bones, Angela, and Cam against poor Seeley. Maybe he should just write out his will right now.
Bones and Angela were at Angela's apartment working on a new list for Booth when Cam's e-mail came in. Both stopped what they were doing and read it quickly, laughing the whole time. Bones gasped, and smiled when the PPS was read out by Angela. Multiples, huh? Now that was a very welcome revelation.
"This calls for a new list," Angela said with a wide smile.
"Definitely," Bones agreed. A wicked gleam was in her eyes. They both bent their heads together to work on this one.
About an hour later they had it hammered out and sent off. They both sat back with a glass of wine.
"This relationship with Booth is good, Bren," Angela remarked. She'd noted the very stark changes in Bren's whole bearing since the fencing incident. It was a good change.
"Not as good as it will be," Bones said with a naughty chuckle.
"So it seems that our Catholic Choir Boy isn't such a prude after all," Angela quipped, enjoying the conversation. "And if Cam's right, which I'm sure she is, it begs the question of just what other body parts are as talented as his tongue," she continued.
"He's got superb hands," Bones admitted with a slightly glazed look in her eyes as she recalled the mutual exploration that they'd conducted the other day.
"That's a plus," Angela said with a grin. She'd known her fair share of good looking men who were all thumbs when it came to using their hands on a woman's body. "A real tactile savant, huh?"
"He seems to intuitively know where all my erogenous zones are," Bones told her best friend.
"And now you're going to get to see how intuitive he is with his tongue!" Angela giggled with a short little squeal punctuating her statement. "You know, Bren, I think Booth needs a list of the expectations of your first time together," she observed.
Bones thought for a moment. "I like that idea," she nodded. Of course she knew that any such list would be disregarded considering how much pent up lust would be released their first time engaging in intercourse, but it would be fun to see his reaction. "Let's work on that and send it off before I leave."
After another hour of work they had it finished and sent off. Then they decided to go and get something to eat before doing some shopping. Bones had decided to buy something to shock Booth a bit.
Booth was still recovering from Cam's list when he heard the computer ping and let him know another e-mail was coming in. With a great deal of fear he opened it and groaned. This one was from Bones and Angela. Just great! No telling what those two would come up with. He read it and his more "Puritan Modesty" began to creep up on him as he blushed. Do these women have any modesty???
Booth~
Naturally I am desirous of finding out about this tongue trick that Cam mentioned. So as to let you know what's expected, here is a list of my expectations on the subject of orgasms.
First: My nipples are very sensitive, and I am often able to make myself orgasm by just playing with my nipples. Of course, that is only a prelude to the really powerful orgasms I achieve when I play with my pussy, with special attention being paid to my clit. I expect a good deal of attention paid to my nipples so at least the possibility of a warm up orgasm is there. A woman needs to take the edge off, after all.
Second: As I am now aware of the fact that you know how to give a woman multiple orgasms, I expect you to take the time to perform equally as well with me. A sexual session between us will simply not be complete without some multiple orgasms to enhance my pleasure.
Third: For each orgasm you achieve, I expect to have a minimum of three. In other words, you have your work cut out for you.
Fourth: I expect at least one, preferably two, orgasms from foreplay. A good orgasm from foreplay always enhances my enthusiasm for the rest of the encounter.
Fifth: It should go without saying that cumming together with you inside of me, will be a goal to be worked on. Timing is crucial, so we will be spending a lot of time working on synchronization of our sexual rhythms during intercourse. Once that perfect ass of yours has healed, we will also begin to work on breathing exercises and a full regimen of yoga for a high level of flexibility as well as good cardiovascular exercise.
There it is, Booth. Nothing too dramatic, but it is important to keep this in mind. I'll be home after we have lunch and do a bit of shopping. Love you. Bones.
PS~ Angela mentioned that she is also interested in having you perform that tongue trick on her at some point. I said I'd talk to you about it. How lucky can you get? Two beautiful women wanting to be pleasured by you. If it were anyone but Angela I would not even consider sharing you, but she is my best friend. How could I refuse her the experience of multiple orgasms brought on by the talented tongue of such an Adonis as you?
Booth gulped. He'd read and reread the damn thing a number of times in the last hour, trying to convince himself it was some sort of hallucination. She was now into lists about orgasms??? And she expected him to do that sissy yoga stuff??? He knew he'd do it, though. He was so whipped it was pathetic. That PS concerned him, though. He knew that Bones was pretty adventurous, sexually, and he would not be surprised if she had engaged in threesomes at some point in her sexual past. He wasn't being judgmental, though. It may not be his cup of tea, but she was an adult and someone who had earned his respect, as well as love. But sharing him with Angela??? He had nothing against the talented artist, and he considered her a good friend, but he had no desire to have a sexual relationship with her. Another ping from the laptop drew his attention and he wanted to scream. It was from Bones again! Would this torture ever end??? He clicked on it and called up the message. Yep! Another damn list!
Booth~
Now that we have the issue of orgasms dealt with, I was thinking that a list of what should happen the first time we have intercourse is in order. Here are my thoughts.
First: A romantic dinner at a restaurant of my choosing. We will split the check equally.
Second: An extended make out session in the vehicle we are using. No intercourse, and no oral sex, just fondling and extended kissing. I believe the accurate term is "Heavy Petting".
Third: When we return to my apartment, I want to undress you slowly, taking my time to appreciate your spectacular structure.
Fourth: While you lay naked on my bed, I will slowly strip off my clothes, revealing my body to you in a sensual manner. No touching, Booth, during this. That means no touching me, or yourself, while I remove my clothes. Cheating on this one will mean punishment, such as having to watch me masturbate in the easy chair across the room while you are on the bed not allowed to touch yourself while I do so.
Fifth: I want to take my time giving oral attention to your body, ending with a long, slow blowjob so that you can finally have the edge taken off before we have intercourse.
Sixth: After haven taken the edge off of you, you will finally be able to pay attention to my body, taking the care and attention to detail that I did on yours. The end action will be orally pleasuring me, and using that tongue trick Cam mentioned.
Seven: As I will be rather "boneless" after such a treat, I will acquiesce and allow you to enter me with you on top. I ordinarily enjoy being on top to begin with, but for you I am more than willing to make sacrifices, especially if I have just experienced multiple orgasms.
Eight: After you have shown me the kind of stamina I have dreamed you to have for the last few years, we will be continuing to enjoy each other for as long as possible into the night. I expect us to be well sated and exhausted come morning.
Nine: When we wake up, we will have one more slow round before having to get ready for work.
So what do you think? Can you handle that, Booth? Do you have the stamina and self control needed for such a first time? I think you do. Now you get to prove it as soon as your ass heals. Love you. Bones.
Good God! How the Hell was he going to survive? None of it sounded bad at all, except for the punishment bit, but did he have the stamina to manage eight and nine on the list? He wasn't so sure given that this was Bones. Even a "boneless" Bones was a sex machine and he knew he had his work cut out for him. He made a note to make sure he went to confession and also light a candle for some help from the Big Guy on his stamina (none of that Viagra bullshit for him, thank you very much) and also for a good "performance". Probably not the best thing in the world to ask God's help on, but he needed as much help as he could get. If he disappointed Bones he'd never hear the end of it. He also needed to get some assistance to be able to compete on these lists. He was losing badly at this point. He pulled out his cell phone and dialed Hodgins' number.
"Hodgins?" he asked. "Get over here pronto! I'm at Bones' apartment and I need some help coming up with a damn good list to fight back with."
"Dude! I don't know," Hodgins replied. "I see myself winding up living in the lab for the next month working my ass off if Dr. B and Angela get pissed. You know how they feel about guilt by association."
"I have a gun and can maim you," Booth replied with a smile. He did know of their slid belief in guilt by association, but he liked his motto better: misery loves company. At least this way he'd be having lots of hot sex with Bones while Hodgins worked his ass off. Sex for Booth, no sex for Hodgins.
"I'll be there in twenty minutes," Hodgins said quickly and hung up.
Booth leaned back and then winced. Damn! His ass still hurt like a son-of-a-bitch! Fortunately it was more bruising now that was hurting as opposed to the penetrating injury. Unfortunately the bruising would take longer to heal. And they were deep bruises! Damn fencing foils! He'd deal with Cam's interference at a later date. For now, he had more important things to take care of.
When Cam got back to her office after a meeting with the Board, she noticed that she had two e-mails from Dr. Brennan. They contained the two lists that Dr. Brennan and Angela had made up for Seeley. After recovering from the hilarity of the lists, she made a note to let Seeley know that she was in no way involved in the making of those two lists. The second one was bad enough, but she could only imagine the horror on his face over the list on orgasms. She saved the lists to a disc so she could download them onto her personal computer at home. These, along with the others that Angela had made her privy to, were too good not to save a copy of. If nothing else she could use them as great blackmail material for when Seeley was being an ass.
A/N: There it is. Another chapter to this one. I hope you all enjoyed it. Thank you to Nyre The Black Rose for the inspiration for this chapter. I will be updating my ongoing stories as time allows. Gregg.