May: Okayies, I'm updating this because two guys won't stop whining about it...yeah, it worked. I'm so weak to the threats of my fans!
And my birthday is coming up! I want tons of reviews and Private messages on my birthday, dattebayo! Birthday fics would be nice too. Lolz. I just wanna be loved! TT-TT
OH-MA-GODZ! 00 ! –throws out confetti, streamers, and random cakes up in the air—
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY, MAY!!
(XD) –glomps—
So when is your birthday? Huh? HUH? Is it soon? Really soon? Kinda soon? Plus, of course you're loved! 3 Mucho loved! LOL.
I can definitely help with the 'I want tons of reviews and P.M.'s on my birthday', and I can probably help with the 'birthday fics' too.
– hint hint; wink wink; nudge nudge; say-no-more, say-no-more —
So….if I were to find someone (or multiple someones)to write you a birthday fic (or multiple birthdays fics), what kind of fic…hypothetically… would you like ??
Lolz, the whole package of course! –is greedy- also….Ck. MAY10baby…now, I want you to think a teensy bit, okay?
Previously:
"Ah…now I'm a grandpa of angsting teens…what's a man to do? Though I'm glad you got them out of danger, but, why not bring the mates? I'd love to meet them, and Naruto and Kyuubi wouldn't be listening to 'Bullet For My Valentine' or something like that and writing depressing poetry about 'lovers torn apart' upstairs in their rooms."
"Naruto wouldn't do that…" Kushina huffed. "…Kyuubi…maybe."
"Then he's bawling his eyes out…Soon Kyuubi'll give into his mood swings and starting breaking stuff in a bloody rage or starting screaming and throwing a fit about how everyone is a bitch. He seems like a Screamer to me, and Naruto's definitely to type cry pathetically about it. I'm guessing Kyuubi's mate can defend himself well? Not to mention tune things out." Jiraiya snickered at this "And Naruto's mate is more than willing to settle for cuddling the child when he's down in the dumps?"
"…We didn't really meet them much…" Minato admitted. Jiraiya glared at him disapprovingly.
"Then how would know if their good mates for your children? Other than the fact you had to drag them, kicking and screaming, away from them? Didn't they have to be sedated?" he added, smirking slightly.
"Yeah, they did. But still, it's too dangerous for Naruto and Kyuubi in Japan, we'll wait for things to cool down over there, and then maybe we'll let the mates come visit…I'm tired from the flight, Kushina, let's go take a nap." Minato stood, tucking his arm around Kushina's waist as he walked up the stairs, towards his room.
Jiraiya leaned back in his chair, grinning. "If these mates are good enough to charm Kyuubi and Naruto, I wouldn't be surprised if they were devising a plan to get past our guards this second…Not to mention if it's Kyuubi, they'd have to give a damn good lay…"
"It isn't fair!" Kyuubi wailed, burying his face into his pillow.
So starts Day Three without his mate.
"Why?! Why did we have to leave Itachi?! Why couldn't Itachi come with us?! Why can't Itachi be fucking me right now?!" Kyuubi screamed, throwing a temper tantrum. "Why, why, why?!"
He suddenly stiffened, gasping slightly before petting his stomach nervously, jumping when he felt the feeling of his kit moving inside his belly.
"…It moved…?" He rubbed his belly gently, squeaking when the kit nudged against his hands. "Um…um, Mother!" he cried out in a moment of weakness.
A series of footsteps were heard, and Kushina barreled into the room, eyes resting on a close to crying Kyuubi.
"What?! What, Kyuubi-chan!?" Kushina scurried over to her son and studied him closely.
"It moved."
Kushina looked at Kyuubi's blank face in concern "What moved?"
"The kit…moved…is it okay?" Kyuubi flinched when he felt his baby move again. He lifted a brow when Kushina's face split into a wide grin.
"Kyah!" Kushina hugged her son in joy "The baby's fine! Omigod, I can't believe it's moving so early, it's so energetic!" she squealed. Kyuubi sweatdropped.
"Am I supposed to give birth, right now?!" Kyuubi cried, fearing for his safety. "Itachi isn't even here!" he whimpered, tearing up at the thought of pregnancy without his mate.
Kushina giggled, stroking Kyuubi's hair gently. "Don't worry, sweetie! Though you probably only have one or two months left…" she sighed dreamily "I can't wait to hold my first grandbaby!"
Kyuubi sweatdropped "A month or two..?...Okay, can you leave now? I wanna to go the bathroom…" he stated, standing up.
"If you need anything, just ask!" Kushina cooed, floating out the door, completely and utterly high off bliss.
Kyuubi sweatdropped, walking into the bathroom. He studied his stomach in the mirror, stroking the kit as it settled down again.
"It's really small…" he whispered, rubbing his belly. "The other females gave birth to larger numbers so their stomach grew huge, but still…mine's still pretty small…" he bit his lip, remembering the incident. "…Oh no, what happens if it's too small, or has some sort of defect?!" he cried, eyes brimming with tears. "Wah….Ita…Itachi…where…are you?!" Kyuubi cried, scared. "W…where..?" he needed his mates comfort, right now.
"There, there." A voice purred, Kyuubi jumped when two familiar pale arms circled his waist.
Itachi rested his chin on his shocked mate's shoulder, a smug smirk on his face.
"I…Itachi..?" Kyuubi stared blankly at the Itachi. "…What the fuck?! Am I going mental?!" he turned to face the Uchiha and began to poke his mate in the chest, murmuring to himself "Hm…it seems solid enough, and it smells like him…" Itachi sweatdropped.
"Does seem that impossible for me, your amazing mate, to cross an ocean to see you?" he asked, pulling Kyuubi into his arms.
Kyuubi smiled softly burying his face into Itachi's neck before asking "Did you swim?" Itachi chuckled.
"Of course, I took a stick to beat the sharks away with, Sasuke was smarter and brought a few grenades…" he added as an after thought. He lifted a brow when Kyuubi looked up at him.
"…Did you seriously..?"
"…No." Kyuubi sulked.
"Sweetie, your sarcasm sucks." He dryly stated, tugging Itachi back into his room, before sitting the leopard onto his bed and climbing onto his lap. "I missed you…" he purred, wrapping his arms around Itachi's neck, his tails wagging gently behind him.
Itachi chuckled, "I high-jacked a plane for you." He lifted a brow when Kyuubi stared at him.
"Itachi! That's a federal crime! And racist for the people of this country!" Kyuubi scolded, glancing out the window for the Feds.
"I was joking...it was just a cargo ship."
"Ita-"
"That belonged to a friend of mine!" Itachi cut in for his defense, sweatdropping when Kyuubi's eyes narrowed.
"Who?" Kyuubi asked, gritting his teeth. Itachi weighed the pros and cons of the situation.
"Ah, just a friend."
"Who?" Kyuubi's glared darkened.
Itachi sweatdropped "Can't we leave it at that?"
"Who?" Kyuubi was starting to resemble the Grudge.
"Um…well…Remember my one night stand…Kisame?" Itachi flinched when Kyuubi's eye twitched, "…Of course you do…"
Sasuke slipped effortlessly into his mate's bedroom window, glancing around for his pretty fox. He lifted a brow at the sniffling bundle under the orange blanket of a matching bedspread.
'…Duh.' He thought, walking over and climbing gently onto the mate's bed, pulling the blankets in time to catch a glimpse at the pillow that smacked his face.
"Go away, whoever! I'm mad at you!" Naruto growled out cutely, baring his sharp canines at the heap on his floor.
"Ow…some love tap…" Sasuke muttered, managing to get into a sitting position on Naruto's floor. He gave his mate an injured look "How about a kiss next time..?" he asked, grunting when Naruto glomped him.
"Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!" Naruto wailed, wrapping his arms around his mate's neck, legs repeating the gesture with the leopard's hips. "Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!" he chanted, tears of happiness running down his face.
Sasuke sighed, and starting to busily kiss his crying mate all over, whispering lovely little words into his ear.
"Uhuh, Uhuh…" Kakashi nodded "Good work, now screw Kyuubi into the bed like you always do." He snapped the phone shut before Itachi could get out a curse. He walked over to a thoroughly bedded Iruka and climbed back in, hugging the sleeping brunette closely.
"See? Everything worked out fine." Iruka gave a soft groan, burying his face deeper into Kakashi's chest. The gray-haired man chuckled, stroking his dolphin's hair. "…Well, at least I didn't need alcohol this time…" he snickered.
Jiraiya sighed, poking one of his unconscious guards, flat on their ass at the south wall of his manor. He stood up, glanced around at the men awaiting his order before sighing again. He pointed at the, seven in all, unconscious men, still in full gear and on the ground.
"When they wake up…" he looked at his men, "Take 'em out for a drink." He glanced at his bravo leader, Yamato. "I already know who did this, and they aren't a threat unless you roughhouse with their mates…they did get here fast though…" he nudged an unconscious guy with his shoe. "…Drinks on me…" he added, causing a cheer to rise up from his men. He chuckled "Ah, to be young again…"
The darkness of the room seemed to be accented by the black painted walls, two pets and their master sat in the room, one pet currently getting all the attention.
"Now, are you sure, my little pet?" a dark-haired man with long, spiky hair asked, stroking the hair of a heavily pierced man, the man's ear's erect and twitching.
"Hai, Madara-danna. Kyuubi no Kistune still has one child still growing inside him, should I kill it too?" the animal asked, excitement brimming on his voice.
Madara chuckled, patting his pet on it's head before pulling away "Silly Pein, you and Konan shall do this instead…" he trailed off, grinning to himself before continuing.
May: O-O Madara! How dare you order a hit on Kyuubi-chan and his babies! Yaoi-fangirl army, UNITE! Okay! Hackers, go onto Google Earth and find his location! Military personnel and/or their children, we're gonna need teh big guns this time! Everyone else, take Judo(that flip-your-opponent-over-the-shoulder martial arts) classes! RAWR! Battle cry!
Y-A-O-I! FOR FANS WHO LIKE GUYXGUY! Say it with meh now!
Review!
Y-A-O-I! FOR FANS WHO LIKE GUYXGUY!
RAAWWWWWRRR! Go, fangirls, go!... But, oh snap! I don't know what I am in this Yaoi Fangirl Army!
Errr, well I'm probably not a hacker …or a military personnel…so I'm an 'everyone else'. TO JUDO CLASSES WITH YOUTHFUL GAI-SENSEI!
CK strikes the Nice-Guy pose, gives off the bright smile, then promptly runs off learn judo under Gai-sensei—