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botans thoughts

taij's thoughts

Mego's thoughts

Mea's thoughts

Yuka's thoughts

Chapter 21: First Mission

They met Iruka at the gate then went to the hokages's to get their mission.

"Escort Mr. Okagamisan back to his farm. Be sure he get there safety."

(leaving konoha)

BTMM had set up a formation to protect Mr. Okagamisan. Botan walked in front of him, Mego to his left, Taij his right, Mea behind him, and Iruka behind Mea.

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"So about how far's the farm, Iruka-sensei?" Mego asked.

"It's about a days walk from here." he replied.

"Okay."

(the end of the day)

BTMM were all thinking the same thing, 'I am so bored.' And Taij and Mea were thinking, 'Man Shino hates me! Stupid Bugs!'

"We're almost there. turn left here. Now right. West, West, West, East, West. Okay right."

'Make up your flippin' mind if you wanna use left and right or east and west. that's too confusing!' Mea thought.

"There it is." Botan stated.

"Ah, excellent."

They walked toward the farm that appeared small but it contained 2 horses, a dairy cow, a dog, a cat, chickens, a few pigs, and ducks in a pond.

"Wow."

Just then a girl that looked about in her mid-teens came rushing out from behind a barn yelling, "I will save you cluck cluck!"

Mr. Okagamisan sighed and mumbled, "oh, Yukatakai."

"Yukatakai! Prepare tea for our guests!"

"Hai, Otosaan. Konichiwa." she sighed.

When the gang entered the house Yukatakai had already had a premade meal waiting for them. BTMM noticed that the girl appeared about 14, had black hair that reached almost to her knees and it was in a loose pony tail, her eyes were a sapphire that rivaled Megos, and she wore an indigo kimono with little designs all over it in a slightly lighter blue, but it was slightly dirty from farm work that had been done.

"Otosaan." she hissed.

Mr. Okagamisan looked at his daughter.

"I need to save Cluck-cluck."

"Yukatakai, don't bug me about that now."

"But,"

"It'll be fine until the morning."

"But, Otosaan."

"Yukatakai." he said in a warning tone.

"I hate it when you call me that." she mumbled, "okasaan never called me that." she added to quiet for anyone to hear.

(after dinner)

Botan, Taij, Mego, Mea, and Yukatakai were in a room together when Yukatakai broke the silence.

"Oh, gomen. I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Yukatakai but please if you have any kindness in your heart call me Yuka."

"Hey Yuka-chan I'm Mego!"

"Botan."

"Taij."

"Mea."

"It's nice to meet you. So, did you come here just to guide my Otosaan back?" Everyone shrugged.

"Well I kinda need your help with something."

"What is it?"

"I need to save Cluck-cluck."

Everyone asked, "Who's Cluck-cluck?"

"My dog!"

"You named your dog Cluck-Cluck?" Botan asked.

"Of course what'da expect woof-woof? that's just stupid."

(anime fall) "So, wil you help me find her?"

"I will!" Taij said.

"Me too." Mea volunteered.

"I'll help." Mego announced.

"Whatever." Was Botan's reply.

(the next morning after breakfast)

"Mr. Iruka." Mr. Okagamisan said.

"Yes?"

"I was wondering if you could help me with something in the barn, before you leave."

"Like what?" Iruka answered.

'Man this is so boring.'

'I need to save Cluck-Cluck!'

'Why would someone in their right mind name their dog cluck-cluck?'

'I wonder what Gaara's doing.'

'LA LA LA! I LOVE TAIJ LAND! LA LA LA!'

'I mean come on, Cluck-cluck? I wonder if she really is alright in the head. and what the makai is Taij doing? are her eyes turning, oh no YELLOW! Mea's sitting next to her. I need her to snap Taij out of it.'

Botan eyed Mea.

'Really Gaara must be on a mission or something. I hope he's not all by himself he get so lonely. Hmm I feel like someones staring a hole through my head. Hey it's Botan! whats she doing?'

'Darn you Mea look at Taij! Why in the nana makai didn't she wear her sunglasses! Taij no baka!'

"Its there something on my face? Wait why is she lookin from me to Taij? Hey Taij's eyes turning yellow. Wait yellow! MWAHAHA! Taij vearly ever goes into hyper mode. But we won't get paid if Mr. Okagamisan thinks she's a nutcase! Even though- wait what was I just thinking? Darn you short-term memory loss! I curse you!'

'Hmmm Taij's starting to act weird. Wait YELLOW! What to do what to do? Hey I know!'

Mego hit Taij HARD in the head.

"OW!" everyone was staring at her.

"No, no it really didn't hurt." Mr. Okagamisan said thinking she was acually paying attention to his story. "It barly even left a scar. But I tell ya Yukatakai could-"

"Otosaan." she interupted.

"We need to find Cluck-cluck. Mr. Iruka is it alright if Botox, Tom, Lego, and Peia help me?"

"Who?" Iruka asked.

"OMG! Gomen. Botan, Taij, Mego and Mea."

BTMM were glaring daggers at her that went unnoticed.

"Sure."

Yuka, and BTMM went out in search of Cluck-cluck the dog.

(end of chapter)

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NarutosMego: we started writing this story when you announced you loved naruto at botan's b-day party, and come to think of it that's when you and botan got your names. and remember i said i was gonna write a story about you botan naruto and sasuke. but when we got around chapter 9 i had to add taij (hee hee me) and mea to it. and you know i'll talk to ya tommorrow (jk) so why did you say talk to ya at tennis? oh never mind you said see ya at tennis, my bad. and hey i wasn't gonna let Katie Bitch-up ruin our friendship we had since 5th grade, that we later discovered was really from pre school but we forgot cuase we were never in the same elementary class and we discovered it cuase we were talking about when we went to pre school at your house.

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PREVIEW: Chapter 22- Dangerous Discovery: The gang discovers something dangerous about Botan. But why is this imitation dangerous. ( i don't know why i'm asking you cuz you don't know! only I know! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i am so evil!)

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Taij