I FINALLY CAUGHT UP! ;p
I DON'T OWN TMNT!
Enjoy! :D
Gingerbread
"Ahhhh! Please don't eat me!" A squeaky voice said.
"Grrrr! I'm gonna eat you anyways!" A deeper voice replied.
"Ahhh, please no, no AHHHH!"
"Nom Nom nomnom!"
"Mikey would ya shuddup?!" Raph growled.
"Oh no! It's Raphliza! He's gonna eat us! SAVE THE CHILDERN!" Mikey laughed; using his squeaky voice again.
"Mikey!" Raph said warningly.
"Have mercury, you ugly, big headed monster." Mikey cried.
"It's Christmas Mikey, I'm gonna go easy on ya, so ya better stop now, OR ELSE I'M GONNA PUMMEL YOU TO A VERY SMALL PULP!" Raph growled.
"You've angered him!" Mikey said; moving one of the little figures in his hand "Now we're all gonna die!"
Raph stood up; steam practically rising from him.
"AHHHH!" Mikey screamed; still having a pitched voice.
Raph lunged at him and Mikey screamed for real; knocking down the gingerbread house that stood on the now flipped over table.
"Oh no! My cabbages!" My cried in his squeaky voice as he peered upon the now destroyed house.
"You're what!" Raphael growled as he pinned Mikey to the ground.
"Well, you see" Mikey explained with his normal voice, "My gingerbread man was a cabbage farmer and you just des-" Michelangelo didn't get to finish as Raph ripped the cookie out of Mikey's hand and bit of its head.
"Well, he's dead now." Raph said swallowing.
"You really are a monster." Mikey said; pretending to start to cry. "Do you know how many kids that man had?!"
"I don't care." Raph said taking another bite of the tasty treat.
"Hey Raph?" Mikey asked as he squirmed underneath Raphael's firm grip.
"What?"
"Do you know... The Muffin Man?"