Series: 31 Nights of Frights, Part Deux
Title: Covering Britney
Author: Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
Disclaimer: Joss owns Lorne, Kenyon owns The Simi
FfA Pairing: Lorne/The Simi (Dark-Hunters)
Summary: 31 encounters of the creepy and not so creepy kind. FfA pairings.
Part Summary:
A/N: Is it bad that I want to blame this one entirely on the Plastic!Winchester Theater musicale episode? And why the hell does Ash run interferance in all of my Simi stories?
31 Nights of Frights, Part Deux
Covering Britney
"Don't make me ask you again, Lorne," Ash hissed at the demon in his home.
"Trust me, Ashy-poo, this is one reading you don't want to know about."
"I asked you here because I couldn't see anything and this is one of those need to know situations, Lorne. What did you see about Simi?"
"Nothing. Your girls - all of them, and boy do you have more your share of strong, independent ladies - are all just fine."
"But?"
"It's extremely stressful trying to read the Simi," Lorne smiled ruefully, taking a long sip of Sea Breeze. Ash stiffened.
"Why?"
"Have you ever had to listen to her sing Oops I Did it Again?" Lorne shivered. "Your girl has one strong set of pipes and she put poor Miss Spears to shame. To bad the Simi can't take her act on the road or out into the world of mere mortals."