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I was chilling on my bed on my computer doing homework, and using my phone texting people. Then Monica called. I took it up and said "Hello?" "Hey, Stacy, you know that rumor I was going to tell you about, but I couldn't because we were outside and stuff?" Monica told me. "Yea. What was it?" I asked her.

"Well, people keep saying that Dylan's falling for Naomi. They also say that they were seen at his house doing stuff yesterday." She told me. "That's not possible. We were together all day yesterday." I said. "Then what are people talking about?" Monica asked.

"Who told you that?" I asked. "Jade" Monica answered. I rolled my eyes. "Really, Monica? out of all people, your taking gossip from a 11 year old?" I asked. "Not exactly, I just heard from whoever told me that that Jade told them" Monica said.

"JADE!" I screamed. "WHAT?!" She called back. "Get your lying ass over here right now!" I yelled. She came in, giving me a look. "Don't be giving me that look. Why are you causing trouble?" I told her. "What are you talking about?" She asked, confused.

"Oh don't play the innocent card on me. You know that you be telling people that Dylan was with Naomi yesterday "doing things"" I used my fingers showing quotation marks. "You know he was with me all day yesterday. Are you trying to cause problems again?" I snapped.

"I have no idea what your saying, so I'm leaving. And I didn't make it up, Brooklyn told me" Jade said, and walked out of the door. "Oh don't you go any- Grrrrrrrr!" I growled. "She is so going to get it!" I yelled. Wait. She said Brooklyn told her. Brooklyn is Naomi's little sister, so she must know something. "Chill, girl." Monica said.

"No! Monica! She said Brooklyn told her" I exclaimed. "Really? Then in that case, I'll tell Candice. She was saying something about it" Monica said.

"Okay, bye" I said hanging up. I leaped from my bed, and stormed out the door to where I saw Dylan walking out. "Dylan! What the fuck is everyone talking about?!" I asked. "Its not true! We were with each other the whole day!" He said. "Yea, I know that, dude. I'm just asking why are people saying that if you wern't anywhere near her." I said.

"Well she did ask Candice about the rumor Monica was going to tell us" Dylan said. "Monica was going to tell us a rumor?" I asked. He looked at me, then looked away and sighed. He bit his lip and turned back to me. "Sleep at my house tonight" He told me after.

"Why?" I asked. "So I can make sure your sleeping by 10. Then I know that I at least helped a little with your bad memory" He said. "Um.. where do I sleep?" I asked. "On the floor?" "No, on my bed" Dylan said. "And you sleep on the floor?" I asked. "No" Dylan said. "Dude, then if I'm having your bed then where are you sleeping?" I asked, confused.

"On the bed" Dylan said. "But I'm on the bed" I said. "Do you have 2 beds in there that I didn't notice?" I asked. "Okay, your not getting this. Your on the bed and I'm on the bed" He said. "I don't get it" I said. "Okay, this has nothing to do with a bad memory and lack of sleep" He said. "I won't call you stupid" Dylan said.

"I still don't get it" I said. He sighed. "You'll see tonight. I promise, its not as confusing as your making it seem. Its not even hard to do" Dylan said. "Okay, then" I said. We just started walking down the block. It was a warm afternoon. I would go back to my homework, but I was too lazy. Plus at least I did some of it.

And walking with Dylan was nice. Even if I was walking. "Werent you doing your homework and yelling at Jade?" Dylan asked. "How'd you know?" I asked. "I could hear you screaming at her because she was causing problems" Dylan laughed. "I was that loud?" I asked, surprised and amused.

"Yup" Dylan said. "It woke me up" "Sorry" I said, laughing. "Man, now that I think of it, I do talk really loud" I said. "So, what were you yelling at Jade about?" Dylan asked me. "She told someone that you did Naomi and they told Monica, and she told me, and I screamed at her" I explained.

"Yea, I heard that. Anyway, what are you doing tomorrow?" He asked, sitting on a bench. I sat next to him. "Ah, I don't know" I said. "Please go out with me tonight" Dylan said. "Whatever makes you sleep at night" I said. Dylan was about to say something, but I stopped him.

"Don't say it" I said, laughing. "Okay" He said. A car just turned on the street and it was Taylor. She looked at us, and was like "Yo, Dylcy!" "Who that ?" I asked. "You and Dylan" She said. "Then why didn't you say so?" I asked. "Why do I even bother?" She asked.

I was trying to finish my homework, but I ended up falling asleep. And it was lucky, because Dylan came in just in time to catch me before I fell off. "Thanks" I said. "Your welcome. Anyway, I'm here to pick you up. And before you ask me what it is, its our date. Please just sleepover with me tonight. Your memory is horrible." He begged. "Whatev, fine. And I know its a shock, but I remembered our date." I said, laughing.

"Then why did you fall asleep?" He asked. "Because of this homework. And since I was falling off, I would have woken up. And if I didn't fall, I set an alarm clock on my phone to wake me up at 6:30 if I did fall asleep" I said.

Just then, my alarm went off. I looked over at it. I shifted my gaze to Dylan, who was looking at me, then to the phone, then to him, then to the phone again, then back to him, and I moved my head along a little too.

He finally understood that I was too lazy to reach over to get my phone, and he sighed and turned it off. "Thanks, bae" I said, beaming. "Welcome" He said, returning the beam. "Anyway, ima go get ready" I said, walking in the bathroom.

"Okay, im going to go home and get ready too. See ya" He said, and walked out.

Since I took a shower and everything already, I just had to pick out a outfit and do my makeup. I went in my closet and picked out a red dress with black high heels and diamond studs. Then I stepped on something hard on the floor. Instead of getting angry and punching the wall, I took a deep breath, and looked at what I stepped on.

It was a pretty siver ring with a pearl on it. "Ooo" I said, smiling. I slid it on my ring finger on my right hand, since my left hand ring finger had my sapphire promise ring. (Man, that boy has great taste). I just love when the tiny diamonds around the band sparkle in the light.

I put the outfit on, and sat on my vanity to do my makeup. I put on smokey eye, and red lip stick. Then I put on the rest of the outfit. I heard a yell outside. I looked to see it was Dylan. I put up one finger at him, signaling "One second", and got my bag and ran downstairs.

I opened the door, to see him outside. "Come on" He said, and I went in the passenger's seat in the car, he drove away. When we got to the restaurant, we asked for a table for 2, and the waiter escorted us to one.

When he left, there was another waiter who came to our table and was like "So can I get you guys anything?" "Yea, can we have some apple cider to start off our date?" I asked. "Uh.. no" The waiter said. I raised an eyebrow. "Do you know who I am?" I sneered.

The waiter started laughing. "Just kidding" He said. I rolled my eyes, and Dylan just sighed. He got us the apple cider and left.

Dylan drunk some of it, and when he put it down, a waiter came by and refiled it as soon as he put down. "Thanks, man. I appreciate that" Dylan said. He put it in his mouth to drink again, and when he put it down, another waiter came to refil it.

"Uh no-" Dylan started, but the waiter refilled it anyway, making it overflow. Now get this. Dylan had the drink in his mouth, and a waiter was actually trying to refill it, pouring apple cider in the cup when Dylan was drinking it.

He put his hand up, trying to tell the waiter to stop, but the waiter didn't, and Dylan, still drinking it, put the cup down so he didn't choke, and the waiter filled the cup up to the top, and walked away. "Wow" Dylan said, shocked. "Such an ambitious refiller" he commented. "You poor thing" I said, kind of laughing.

The table sitting diagonally from us was some guys who ordered a plate of nachos. One guy reached his arm over and got one, and the one in the middle sneezed right smack in the middle of the plate.

"EW, man!" The dude next to him said. "You can have it" The other one said. "Really? Thanks!" The dude said. "Well, your the desision maker here" Mr. No Manners said, with his hands and mouth filled with guacamole and nachos. "Hey guys reak quick" He said, putting his foot on the table. "Do you think this is athletes' foot?" He asked. I curled my mouth up in disgust.

Then he leaned over to one side, and farted. "Oh, dude that is revolting!" One of his friends shouted. "This is great. We should do this more often" Mr. No Manners said. "We shouldn't" His friend said.

Dylan looked back at me, and I shrugged. "People" I said. "People" He said back, and we both laughed.

"Jim Howard, your table's ready" someone said on an intercom. "That's me. That's not even my name. I can't believe they called me that" This guy said, getting up. He soon turned back, because he was faking. Another time, the intercom said. "Katniss Everdeen, party of 2" The same guy rasied his hand with 3 fingers next to each other like in the movie and said "I volenteer. I volenteer as tribute" He said, walking up.

These 3 people sat in a booth, and when one of the guys left, one guy took a bottle of salt and loosened the cap. "Oh my gosh, no your not" The guy next to him said as he lossened it up.

When he came back, the guys were like, "Hey, you should try it with salt" and when he turned it over, it poured out. The 2 guys who played the prank on him bursted out laughing.

"Wow, they take such a long time to bring the food" I complained. "Yea. It takes awhile" Dylan said, in another world. "Dude, get out of the dream world" I said. This guy was on his phone. "Dylan, can you not?" I asked. He put the phone away. "Sorry, I got a text" He said.

"From who?" I asked. "Cole. He says he's with Monica and Candice. And something about Brooklyn and Jade" He said.

"I just don't think that this is gonna work out" This girl said in the table next to us on the left side. The guy's face immediately turned into a frown. "Yikes" I said, turning around. Dylan raised his eyebrows and was smiling and eating a chip.

The guy started to cry, and Dylan looked at him. "I'm sorry man, this is a really emotional moment for me right now" Thy guy told him. Dylan nodded in understatement.

"Can I get your order?" A waiter asked. The guy's arms started shaking. "Please just give us a couple seconds!" He shrieked. "I need to say this" He said. "It's like our love is a little plant, and here I am watering, and here you come with a weed eater wha-ta-ta-ta-wang! And you CUT IT OFF! cut it right off!" He yelled.

The waiter was behind him, and when he started screaming, he was pulling him out.

"This place is ultra-expensive, but I heard it's worth it" I said. "I hope so" Dylan said. Finally, our food came, and I was shocked. There was barley anything on the plate. "Oh I hate these "Big price, small portion" restaurants!" Dylan whined, and he used quotation marks when he said "Big price, small portion".

"One trip for the-f for shrimp plater?" I asked. "Yes, ma'am. Shrimp plater, actually comes with 2" The waiter said. "Okay" I answered. "Sometimes 3 depending on the availability in the back" The waiter said.

Dylan rolled his eyes, and the waiter left. "That's shocking. I would usually find myself whining about food" I said to Dylan. He snickered. "I get hungry" He said.

When Dylan left to use the bathroom, I pulled a waiter over and said, "Hey, it's my boyfriend's birthday. You do anything for that?" The waiter laughed. "Yes" He said. When Dylan came back, the waiter came and said "BIRTHDAY TEAM ON POINT!" Then 3 others came, and they started singing happy birthday off key.

Then they started banging on these toy drums, and started to throw balloons at Dylan, and put a flower necklace around him, and sprayed silly string and beat the plastic drums again, and all these other crazy stuff. "It's not even my birthday!" Dylan exclaimed. They all looked at me. "I just wanted some free dessert!" I said, putting my hands up.

"I still can't believe all that happened just because you wanted free dessert" Dylan said. "Well on the bright side, at least you have some silly string, which you said you wanted, but for some reason, never got it" I said. "Good point" He said, and drove to my house. "Get your stuff and come back" He said. "Why?" I asked. "Oh yea, you forgot. Which is why i'm doing this. Your sleeping over with me tonight" He said. "Oh" I said, and went in my house. I got my stuff and came back out. "Lets go" Dylan said, and drove off to his house.

...

"Okay, so here's what i'm saying" Dylan explained. We were already in our pj's, and were ready to go to bed, but I still didn't get the sleeping arrangement that Dylan was desperately trying to explain to me. "You go on the bed, and I just come on it too, next to you" He said.

I scratched my head. "I don't get it" I said. Dylan threw his head back. "What's not to get?" He asked. "Everything" I said.

"Here" Dylan said. "Lay down"

I went to bed and layed down. "Okay. Now i'm going right here." Dylan said, and got on the bed with me. "Now do you see what i'm saying?" He asked. "Oh, I get it" I said. "Thank you!" Dylan exclaimed.

At about 3:00 am, I was on my phone. I felt the bed move next to me, and I heard "Seriously?" I turned to see it was Dylan.

Busted. "Staaaacyyyy" Dylan whined, falling back on the bed. "That's what's causing your bad memory. You can't be up playing Temple Run at 3 in the morning!" "But it's fun" I said. "Yea, in the daytime! Give it" He said. "But-" I started. "Give" Dylan interrupted. "I'm up to a hundr-" I tried again. "Give" He interrupted again. "B-" I started again "No. Give" He said. "I-" "I'm doing this for your own good, babe. Give" He said. "W-" I said "Now" He said.

"Ugh. Fine" I said, and gave it to him. He took it, and put it on the table next to him.

"Meanie bobinie" I said, turning back around and closing my eyes.

"You'll thank me later, honey" Dylan said.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH! 'D

I just wanted some free dessert! Hilarious. It was for me, I hope it was for you guys. :) ;'D

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~Ericka 'D