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Spoilers: This features the return of Puck, as it should have been done. A la car porn in Supernatural. ;)
This one's for Eliza and random2910112212.
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Back In Black – AC/DC
Puck had always been one for grand entrances.
Not that he'd ever had one before.
But this was going to be epic.
He grinned as he looked up at the school from the front seat of his brand new truck.
The door creaked ominously as he opened it. Okay so it wasn't brand knew, but fuck, his boyfriend had had two months to work on it and it was rust free and clank free and looked brand new with a paint job and everything.
He had the best boyfriend ever.
Even if he had to talk to his boyfriend about the ominous creak.
That may or may not remind him of that show, with the brothers. The hot brothers. Okay so maybe he would leave the creak.
He slammed his door shut, causing several nearby students to stare.
Yeah, he still had it. He smirked as he sauntered across the parking lot in his sunglasses, new distressed jeans and black leather jacket.
Everyone seemed to clear a path for him as he strode down the hall, guys gaping at him as the girls all swooned.
He knew he looked good.
And he had his boyfriend to thank for that.
'Puck?' Rachel noticed him first as he leaned against the doorframe of the choir room.
'Noah!' Puck was suddenly assaulted by a hard body.
Everyone gaped at Kurt as he hungrily devoured his boyfriend's mouth as his hand traveled to that strip of hair he both loved and detested.
'Fags!' several jocks had happened by just then.
Puck gave Kurt a soft peck before suddenly slamming Azimio, the one who had spoken, into the wall. Several people shouted at Puck, but he ignored them.
'Listen up you little shit, you think you know what the fuck is going on but you don't. I just spent the last two months watching apparently straight guys beg for cock in exchange for smokes, and food and safety and skin mags and whatever else that meant their ass was safe for another. The only reason I wasn't anyone's bitch was because I could get smokes and mags, so guess what, you and this homophobic bullshit you have, it's useless because one day you and your hick views, will be working for someone like Hummel, who is a hundred times the man you will never be.' As he spoke, Puck squeezed Azimio's junk, twisting it just a little bit, just enough.
Azimio looked ashen but stuttered out an apology, before he and the others ran off.
Oh yeah, Puck was back.
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
Yes I'm back in black
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