The characters of Harry Potter discover muggle Twitter

by Katherine Janise

Titles self explanatory. Warning includes indiocy (Dammit! I meant idiosity! You see! I can't even spell it right! This is exactly what I'm talking about! Indiocy!) Rage moment there. Jokes from everyone all under 140 characters.

21. yeah

On a scale of one to ten, how big of a Harry Potter fan are you?

~ Ron Weasley

RE: Only about 9 and three quarters.

~ Fan

A Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and a Gryffindor girl are first years; which one is the sexiest?

The Hufflepuff, because she's the only one that's 17.

Son, you better not be in that house.

~Draco Malfoy

Why does Voldemort have Twitter but not a Facebook?

Because only has followers not friends. XD

~Fan

RE: Avada Kedavra!

~Voldemort

Hey Harry! Did you survive Avada Kedavra?

Because you're drop dead gorgeous. ;)

~Ginny Potter

RE: … No

~Harry Potter

RE:Why so Sirius, Harry?

~Voldemort

RE: Why so nosy, Voldy?

~Harry Potter