Ziggy's Corner: Okay, this is chapter 21. By the way, who likes my announcement beginning, Ziggy's Corner? Should I keep it, change it to something else? I kinda like it, but I WANNA know what my fans think. Okay that being said, for those of you being flamed, or know those who get cruelly flamed. This being said, I created a group of writer's who want to help those who are being cruelly flamed (not quotes on misplaced penmanship, or misspelled things, we're not here to kiss boo boos. But those really picked on by people who thinks they're better and post reviews to say "Hashanah I'M Better than you.". To counter these types of bullies, I created the Knights of Fanfiction. If this sounds like a group you'd like to join, go to my forums, and click on your name. this is a place where you can find stories for fans here being flamed. Or if you'd simply like to post work here too. It was created by a Knight named Red Panda Bear. Anyone whose fics have unfairly been taken down, can put them up here, so long as they're not R/ M rated. Alrighty then now that that piece of business has been put aside, let's get on with the story! Here comes the Fire Nation Man! Everyone please rise for the…. Eh, you get the picture.

THE FIRE NATION MAN

The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man! No one really gives a shit about this lame character!

"Hey! That's not nice!" The Fire Nation Man cried. "I have feelings too you know!"

The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man! He gave birth to twin daughters just yesterday!

"Aw, Congradulations, Fire Nation Man!" Toph said.

"I can't give birth to girls, I'm a man!" the dimwit cried.

That's yet to be established.

"I happen to have a baloney pony!" He pulled the pants down to show everyone. At this point everyone began to throw up.

"This is a pg rated story you idiot!" the fans cried.

The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man! He can't keep his pants on!

"I was only showing you that I was a man!" the dumb wrestler cried.

"I've got a dollar!" Kayo15 cried out, waving it in the air.

"I've got a bag of gold coins!" Azula said with a laugh.

'Wait, what's going on?" the confused man asked.

The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man! He's a stripper for young girls!

"Have you no shame!" Zuko growled, pounding the idiot.

"Stop corrupting those young girls," Major Victory howled (also of Who Wants to be a Superhero fame).

"But you are a stripper too!" Katara said, confused.

"I was… then I got super powers!"

"So, what? Then you're like a …. super stripper?!" asked Kayko15.

The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man! His real name is Matthew Scott.

"Wait, that's not my name!" Fire Nation Man cried.

"YOU'RE DAMN FRICKIN' RIGHT YOU ASS HOLE, THAT'S MY NAME!" Ziggy's thirteen year old brother screamed. "NOW PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH!" Matthew took out of his popsicle and kicked his ass. When the people looked at him, he shrugged. "What? No seriously I had a popsicle in my back pocket!" Matthew slammed the wooden stick at the Fire Nation Man, and then walked off with Insane Vampire Pirate and the Demented Hobbit Ninja by one arm, and Kakyo15 with his other arm.

"What just happened?" Fire Nation Man asked.

The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man, The Fire Nation Man! He has an owie on his little pinkie!

"Duh, that brat gave me a sliver!" Fire Nation Man whined.

Matthew came back with a dump truck and squished Fire Nation Man, or he would have, had Katara not tied his underwear to the back of the truck. Aang meanwhile used his bending to cementing his feet to the ground. And Fire Nation Man was thus given the wedgie of a life time.

Fire Nation Man, Fire Nation Man, Fire Nation Man! He has the voice that could break an ear drum!

"I sing wonderful… Listen. Fire Lord, My heart burns for thee!!" he screeched at the top of his lungs.

"Make him stop!" Toph screamed.

"mhza-b-aaa-nz--bz!aaz,zbn.aazaz-zmn.aa-nz--baaznz-z!z-zzbg!" Zigs the zombie howled.

Wait, what?!

"That's shut your pie hole in Zombese," the zombie said using a translator on his arm.

Okay time to end this stupid and really odd chapter. Aang if you would please?

Aang leapt up into the air, waving his staff around. "No, no please!" Fire Nation Man cried. Too late, Aang brought it down and sent the idiot flying into the air. An atomic blast sent him flying into the distance.

"Team Rocket is Blasting off Again!" Jesse, James, and Meowth cried.

"Hey, this loser isn't part of our group!" Jesse snapped. "Woboofet, Mirror Force!"

"What's mirror Force?" Fire Nation Man asked.

"It's special attack just for this story!" Jesse answered. Her pokemon brought out a mirror and slammed it hard down on the loser's head.

And now you know, Fire Nation Man. A lame freak whose just not worthy of a final statement.

Okay I gotta stop with the caffeine! The next couple of chapters aren't going to be as weird as this one, I promise you that. Also sorry for the long entrance speech at the beginning of this chapter. Okay that being said, up next: Hippo.