Date #20 Kurenai and Sai.
"You an artist?"
"Yes I am." Sai sat calmly in his seat. Kurenai looked more interested in the waiter then him. So Sai turned to his trusty… book! He bought a few books that went over dating. He picked one book in particular.
A Dating guide for the mentally retarded.
When on a date you must be charming.
Show your date your good side.
Be pleasant. Buy for some flowers.
Show emotion.
Share your feelings.
Sai did a mental check list in his head. He had done all of that. So he read that next page.
If your date does not seem to be interested in you
Try to engage them in conversation.
Preferably talk about something that the both of you
Have in common.
If you don't have anything in common
Then talk about her interests.
Women like to talk about themselves.
Sai glanced at Kurenai. Was there anything that they had in common? They were both ninja's. And…well that was it.
"Been on any interesting missions?" Sai asked.
"Hmm?" Kurenao looked at the boy. "Um…no… not really…"
Dangit. Sai inwardly swore. He turned to the next page.
If everything mentioned above dose not work
Then this page is your last resort.
Flattery
Flattery may seem like the smart thing to do and done first
But.
Flattery that is not timed right can turn out horrible.
Comment her face. Her hair. Her clothes. Just talk about how
Pretty she is.
Sai didn't know what to say.
When he called Sakura ugly.
He got pounded.
When he called Ino gorgeous.
He got pounded.
Sai was stumped. He burrowed his brow in frustration. When he finally thought of something to say he found that Kurenai was gone. Poof! Disappeared. Sai was emotionally hurt. He left and joined the emo gang Shino started.