Well...finally trying again...Yeah, i was struggling...
The Akatsuki sat in the lounge, none of them doing anything in particular, when Sasori spoke.
"Hey...why don't we play confessions?"
"What's that?"
"A game where we take turns confessing things."
"What's the point of it, hmm?"
"Well, how about we write them down, put them in a hat, pull them out, and try and guess?"
"Good idea!"
A short time of writing and hat finding later...
"Okay, everyone read for the first one?"
Everyone nodded. Sasori reached into the hat.
"I was almost circumcised by my first pet dog."
Everyone was silent, looking at each other, when eventually.
"Okay! Fine! That's mine!!" Hidan snatched the piece of paper, his face red.
"Poochie...why did you betray me..." he said quietly.
"Okaaaay...next one!" Sasori said, plunging his hand in the hat.
"I once had a wet dream about Deidara."
Instantly, attention was over on Tobi.
"Wasn't me! Tobi is a good boy!"
Everyone looked around again, to see Itachi bright red.
"ITACHI!!"
"I-It was just after you joined! I don't even know why!"
"That's sick!"
"What happened in it?"
"He was just stood there, staring at me..."
"Then what?"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!"
"Yeah, next one, Sasori, hm."
"Okay."
"I sneak into Itachi's room and smell his pillow."
"What the hell!" Itachi yelled. "WHO'S IS THIS!!!?"
Kisame shyly raised a hand.
"WHAT?!"
"It smells nice...you're shampoo is exotic..."
Sasori quickly pulled out the next paper before Itachi made Kisame into Sushi.
"I Hide pancakes in my pants."
Everyone looked at Tobi again; he had a pancake in his hand.
"Do you have a better idea on where to keep them?"
". . ."
"I got this one, Sasori!" Kakuzu said, pulling one out.
"My Parents treated me like a girl until I was 6"
Everyone looked about.
"Who is this?"
Deidara raised his hand.
"Dresses and everything."
Everyone rolled around in laughter. Kakuzu pulled out another piece of paper.
"I watch Chick flicks and wish I could cry at them."
Everyone looked at Sasori.
"They're nice..." he defended, and plucked out a piece of paper.
"I have piercings in places people have never seen."
Instantly, everyone looked at Pein, who already had his hands raised in surrender.
"Not me, I swear."
"Konan?"
"Yeah right!"
"Zetsu?"
"Nope"
"Nope."
Everyone looked at Kakuzu, who was looking up.
"Kakuzu?"
"Yes, okay, I have a ring through my..."
"Don't wanna know!!!" Hidan yelled.
"Next!" Deidara yelled, and grabbed a paper.
"I play with myself under my cloak."
Everyone's eyes widened, then heard Zetsu whisper.
"One two three four, I declare a thumb war..."
Everyone looked at Zetsu, who was staring intently under his cloak.
"Oh thank Jashin..." Hidan murmured.
"Next one!" Tobi yelled, and plunged his hand into the hat. He pulled out one.
"I faked a or..."
"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" Konan yelled, snatching the two sheets of paper left and stuffing them into her mouth.
I guess we'll never know what Pein and Konan's Confessions are...
Oh well!
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