;; For the good great forgiveness of Taisa, I have been assigned to this…Don't…rub it in.

Oddly enough I've been getting weird images about this pairing…

Pairings: RoseEdRoy…
xD FYI they're REALLY outta character.

xxxx

"Hurry up." The youngest Mustang glared at the tin in the oven, "Coook" she glanced at the clock. Beep! She smiled taking out the forever cooking lasagna so they could all finally eat. Raising it above her head using her foot to lift up the oven door then bump it closed with her hip. The eldest Mustang entered the kitchen at a fast walking base coming behind her with a grin.

"Smells good." He said looking at the tin she held above her head. She tilted her head back with a stupid 'what' look on her face. She nodded,

"Thanks." The blonde was no farther behind, glaring at Roy with golden eyes. He went to make his way around Rose, but Roy moved in the same direction keeping Rose between them. Roy grinned; Rose looked at each one confused as the pace around her gained.

"Pony" Edward growled dangerously, chasing one another around Rose, who still held the lasagna up. She glared as they passed her.

"Hey! HEY! NO GRAB ASS IN MY KITC- TAISA!" Rose yelped turning scarlet.

"Femme did it!" Roy pointed at the blonde across from him. Edward stopped dead in his tracks.

"I didn't!" he said waving his hands, "I swear!" Rose glared at him; "I mean…Damnit…PONY!" he glared at him.

"What? Would you rather grab her boob?" Roy grinned. Rose glared and brought her arms down to protect the two cushions. Glaring at the two of them.

"You two are mean." She said hobbling forward with the lasagna to put it on the table. Setting it down, "Come eat." She said, "You can play all you want after you eat. Those who eat will get to play." She sighed. Roy glanced at Rose as he and Elric sat down.

"You're not eating?" Roy blinked, parental time.

"I don't want to play in your reindeer games." She said taking a sip of her water bottle and leaning on the wall. Roy stood.

"You're eating." He demanded. Rose shook her head.

"You can't force me to eat." She folded her arms. Roy glanced at Ed and smiled, scooting out slightly from his chair. Rose cautiously walked over. Roy pulling her to a sit on his knee wrapping both arms firmly around her arms and stomach.

"Edward, show her that she must eat." Rose blinked and squiggled.

"Let me go." She muttered trying to pull against Roy. Turning her head away from the fork full of lasagna. Roy bit gently on her exposed neck and Rose opened her mouth in a gasp, Edward shoving the fork full in her mouth.

"Swallow." Roy muttered in her ear. Rose swallowed and glared at him.

"Are you going to feed yourself or do we have to do it?" Edward snickered. Rose kicked him in his metal leg.

"I'll eat." She wiggled from Roy's grasp and to her chair. Sitting down in front of her plate and eating a fork full. She glanced down; sometimes she thought she was the play thing. That at any daring moment she could be tossed out from their game. But other times, she actually thought they loved her…maybe…

"Don't fling the lasagna! TAISA! EDWARD! RAAAAGGGH!"

"Hey! Rose that's my good shirt!"

"HAHA!"

"Oh that's it you're so dead!"

"Ah! My hair!"

Yeah…she liked to think they loved her.