Organization Cheese

A/N: Hello and Happy Halloween (1 day late!)!!! How is everybody on this fine afternoon? You know, I could really use a frappucinno right now… oh well, guess I'll eat feta instead!

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Chapter 19:Beware Master Cloud

"An invitation?! How sweet!" Olette clasped her hands together and smiled a charming smile of charmCOUGHOMELETTESCOUGH…

Hayner took a step back. Squinting his eyes as if he was actually thinking, he said suspiciously, "Huh. What kind of invitation? I'm not sure what way to take this, considering we were bait 5 minutes ago…"

Tifa looked offended. "Whaat?! Why, I have invitations to a—"

"Buffet?" Pence asked hopefully.

"Masquerade?!" Olette exclaimed dreamily.

"No, fools, the Aerith on Ice: A Tribute concert!" Hayner fantasized.

"No, sillies, I have invitations to a—"

The three youngsters held their breath, keeping their hopes up.

All of a sudden, the train sped through a tunnel, plummeting the group in darkness. When the light returned, Tifa was gone (She couldn't give away the plot that quickly—we're only twenty chapters in).

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"You're a LIAR!" Roxas shrieked again.

"AH! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!" Marluxia screamed.

"Marluxia, you're not wearing any pants." Axel snickered, as he had intentionally emitted enough heat from his hair follicles to dry Marluxia's cloak while he and Roxas were arguing, then sprouted a single flame from his chakram until it caught on to Marluxia's garment.

"AHHH!!!! DON'T SAY THAT!!! AHHH!!!!!!" Marluxia was running around in circles, trying to cease the flame. Finally, the sprinklers on the ceiling went off once again, giving everyone yet another shower, and putting out the flame on what remained of Marluxia's cloak. It had left his undergarments exposed, which read "I love Naminé" on his derrier.

"GAAAAASSP!!!!" The whole group gasped, except Demyx, who only bawled more ferociously, being reminded of his love.

Suddenly the elevator started descending once again at top speed.

Marluxia glanced all around the room, looking about ready to burst into tears. In just a second he dashed into the secret passageway that the bookshelf had opened to, where Lexaeus was currently doing….something…..

"NO!!!! My diary's in there!!!!" Roxas yelled, then ran after Marluxia.

Riku followed, skipping gleefully, shouting "Yes! My chance for escape! *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* YOU GUYS!!!!"

Yuffie looked at Leon, then at the dark hollow entrance. "Heh, heh…revenge." She ninja-rolled into the darkness, exclaiming, "I'm coming, Riku, my love!!!"

"Huh? Did someone say Rikku? I'm coooming!" Rikku then followed the other dumbos into the secret passageway.

"Rikku! Wait!" Yuna started to run after her, but the elevator suddenly jammed to a stop once again, causing enough of a disturbance and bump to slam the bookshelf back in place, closing the passageway, stranding the others between the 67th and 68th floors.

"*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!*" Sora censored, still hiding under the desk from aliens.

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Marluxia, panting, was running through this long, dark hallway, oblivious to the fact that he was followed by Roxas, who was unaware that he was being followed by Riku, who was unaware that he was being stalked by Yuffie, who didn't know that Rikku had thought she had heard her name come from Yuffie's being, therefore following her as well.

None of them knew where they were going, only away from the steamy climax of Organization Cheese, extending the story at least another five chapters.

Finally Marluxia stopped midstep, quite frankly because he had run into something very large. "AHH MY GORGONZOLA!!!!" Lexaeus screamed.

"EEK!!!" Marluia shrieked.

"What are you doing here, Marluxia?"

"I—I'm ohhh, Lexaeus, I need a hug! It was terrible!!!!!! I feel so….not beautiful!!!" Marluxia started wailing until he was knocked to the floor by Roxas who had head-butted into him unknowingly. Then came along Riku, who just tripped and landed on top of the two. Yuffie, then, running into a considerable tall barricade now, was practically flipped over onto the floor, but landed on top of Riku as well (which she didn't mind)…

"WAHHH!!!!" The whole group was yelling from the pain of their injuries, which would turn into pretty nasty bruises the next day, if they lived until then (hmm...).

"EEEEEK!!!!!" Rikku, who was only searching for the person who had called her name, mistook the wails for other-worldly voices. "ALIEEENNNNSSSS!!!! SORA WAS RIGHT!!!!!" Until she ran into the huge stack of people, ending up on the top of the tower.

"Owww," Roxas moaned, rubbing his forehead, "That hurt."

"Well, you shouldn't have headbutted me! Now get off me! You're ruining my hair!" Marluxia commanded.

"I can't move! Riku, you're heavy!" Roxas complained, unable to budge.

"I'm being squished by Yuffie!" Riku complained, also stuck in place in the tower of people.

"Hey! I can't help it that this fool, the other Rikku, followed us in here!"

All five stacked bodies started yelling and complaining and hitting the person below them until finally Lexaeus could take it no more.

"QUIET," he yelled, unable to focus on his very important task due to all the noise. He walked over to the tower and threw Rikku off the top, onto the floor, followed by Yuffie, Riku, Roxas, and Marluxia (who Lexaeus 'accidentally' tossed against the wall with a loud "BOOM!"). "I have business to attend to and would appreciate it if you all would kindly LEAVE." Lexaeus returned to the series of locks, keypads, and mysterious writing on the wall he had been examining before the five imbeciles had decided they wanted to join him, using a flashlight to see. He whirled a few more combinations, entered several codes, murmured strange phrases to himself once he was satisfied the five would remain quiet.

Marluxia, Roxas, Riku, Yuffie, and Rikku just stared when, with the distinct 'click' of a lock opening, a portion of the wall swung open, revealing the most gigantic sword the five had ever seen.

"Whooooa," Riku breathed, "Can I touch it?"

"NO," Lexaeus snapped, irritated, "Only Master Cloud may handle the famous Buster Sword."

"Pleaaaaaase?" Riku begged, in awe.

"NO."

"With a cherry on top?"

"NO!"

Riku pouted a little, but did not speak again.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to deliver this to the Master. Please stay out of my way." Lexaeus began to head out, back into the main elevator room, when he paused. He turned to the five gathered in the small area, his eyes losing their golden radiance and regaining their original blue hue, "Beware the Master. He is not in his right mind." He glanced at the sword, and then back at his guests. "Roxas," he said, addressing the younger boy, "When the time is right, and the circumstances become dire… please tell Axel that the left side of Cloud's hair at the nape of his neck is is 2 millimeters shorter than the right side, and that his fifth spike from the left needs to be adjusted."

Roxas nodded grimly, aware that Lexaeus had just spoken important words, "Yes sir."

With a firm nod, Lexaeus's eyes became gold again and he walked into the darkness, towards the exit.

The five remaining looked at each other.

"I guess we should go back in," Riku said, shrugging. He got up and Rikku, Yuffie, and Marluxia followed him. Roxas lagged behind.

"Wait!" he called, but they did not hear, "Where's my diary?"

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"Silence, fools!" Cloud commanded when Lexaeus brought him the Buster Sword.

The entire crowd (including Rikku, Riku, Yuffie, and Marluxia) stared, unable to believe the evil aura emitting from the once light-hearted, brave, and valiant Cloud.

"All of you shall do as I say! We shall remain in this elevator until it moves again! If anyone dares to defy me he or she will not live to taste feta cheese again!"

Everyone gasped.

"Cloud, what's happened to ya, dude?" Cid asked, chewing his toothpick thoughtfully.

"And why did you frame me? I, who am so beautiful?" Marluxia demanded, outraged.

"Marluxia, you were becoming a hindrance to the Organization, so Lord Sephiroth ordered me to eliminate you," Cloud enlightened, an evil smile gracing his face, "I just thought it would be so much more amusing if I turned your fellow members against you, causing your timely demise." Cloud laughed, leaning back in his desk chair.

"But Lord Sephiroth ordered me to steal the DVD in the first place! It was just pure coincidence that I caught Roxas switching my hair gel with Axel's, which started this whole feud!" Marluxia yelled, confused.

"Nothing is coincidence, my minion," Cloud stated, "Lord Sephiroth is guided by the foresight of King – ahem, nevermind, Sephiroth arranged it all so he could brainwash you both. You are too easily distracted and wrapped up in yourself, Marluxia. Your elimination should come as no surprise. Lord Sephiroth and Ki – ahem – destroy anyone who stands in the way."

One tear was forming in Marluxia's left eye as Cloud continued to smirk evilly.

Cloud leaned forward, clasping his hands, and asked eagerly, "Now – "

Before he could finish his sentence, Roxas came rushing out of the dark corridor, the bookshelf slamming closed behind him, screaming, "GIVE ME BACK MY DIARY!"