"Know Your Mare"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. That's all I have to say from here. I also forgot to say that I do not own the All That show or the "Know Your Stars" sketch.
Chapter 21: Babs Seed
There was school-age earth pony with a brilliant amaranth mane with a brilliant gamboge coat sitting right in the hot seat this time. She spoke with a heavy Bronx accent and was clearly from the mean streets of Manehattan. She was suddenly greeted by the evil announcer himself.
Know your mare... Know your mare... Know your mare...
"That's right," Babs Seed said with a nod, "Babs Seed's in the building! Show her some love now!"
Babs Seed... she's a student by day, and coke dealer at night.
"You gotta be kiddin' me," Babs muttered, "Of course I'm a student, but there's no way I'm associated with drugs. I'm a filly for pete's sake! Besides, ain't stuff like that illegal or something?"
Babs Seed... Are you sure?
"Duh, I am sure!" Babs nodded again, "Do I have any drugs, weed, dope, LSD, PCP, or any kind of crack with me? No, I don't. So that pretty much beats the purpose."
Babs Seed... Look under the chair!
"Why the heck should I?!" Babs scowled, crossing her hooves.
Trust me.
Trusting the evil announcer, Babs Seed looked down on his chair...
...
...
...and saw a rock of white crack under her seat. Curious, she pulled it out.
"Is this what I think it is?" Babs raised an eyebrow.
I was right! You definitely are a coke dealer.
"Bullcrap!" Babs spat at him, "You totally put that there! So basically, this is actually yours!"
Um... no it ain't...
"Uh, yeah it is," Babs nodded angrily at him, "You aren't gonna let people believe I'm actually a dope peddlah, are ya? That's nothin' but nonsense!"
Now you know Cutie Mark Crusader member/dope peddler... Babs Seed!
"I don't think so!" shouted out Babs, "I'm telling ya this is yours and when I find you, I'll-!"
Suddenly, Babs was cut off by a policeman's voice coming from outside the studio.
"Babs Seed," The police man said over the megaphone, "You are hereby under arrest with possession of drugs and cocaine. Come out with your hooves up!"
Angrily, Babs Seed looked up to the announcer, who started walking away like a coward.
"Oh, you are definitely payin' for that!" Babs spoke out, "And where da ya think you're goin'? We ain't done here yet! Come back here so I can take that mic ya got and shove it up ya dopey ass! I know I'm too young to be cussin', but I wouldn't care since I'd beat the holy crap out of ya! Ya hear that? HELLO?"
Sorry for the long wait, but I was busy on other fandoms that I forgot this one. Once again, sorry!
Next up will be the long-awaited Flash Sentry! Until then, you know what to do from here! ^^