Inuyasha's Karaoke Competition

Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha or any of these songs.

Princessstphanie- The photo shoot chapter! As you guys know by now I'm not good at describing stuff very well so this chapter was kind of hard to write. Also, since a whole lot of stuff has happened to me in the month of September, my new fic So Who Is The Dad had a bunch of loyal reviewers so I have to update it weekly, and my homework is driving me crazy.. I think that gives me a good enough excuse for lack up updating. Anyway all the pictures they take in the photo shoot will be at the link www . Xanga . Com / digiyasha and that's without the spaces as you know by now. Please go to that website because for a lot of rounds I didn't even bother describing what they wore and I put a lot of time and effort into making the photo shoot dolls of all the characters.

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"I've got the results for who's pregnant now." Josh said entering the room as everyone had just finished changing into their outfits for the first round of pictures which happened to be them wearing costumes.

"Well?"

Inuyasha was wearing a white robe thing that had weird blue markings all over it. Two veil things hung off of his shoulder and a orange headband held back part of his hair. He was also required to hold an orange stick that has a green orb on the top of it.

"I'm not going to tell you right now." Josh said as he turned to an outraged voice.

"If some of us, or even one of us is pregnant we have the right to know!"

Sango had on a purple halter dress that had weird see through lace things attached to her hand and she was currently twirling them. Her hair was even dyed purple and cute right at her chin to make it look even more dramatic. A small part of her bangs swept from the right side of her head to the left side.

"I would like to know if someone is carrying my heir."

Sesshomaru had on a black, feathery, cloak that went passed his knees. Underneath his cloak he was wearing black pants and he also wore plack shoes. He also wore a chain around him. His bangs were swept completely to the right side of his head. For Sesshomaru's costume to be more dramatic he had a steel bow and arrows.

"I would love to be a father."

Miroku was wearing a skin tight black spandex suit with a mask over his mouth and nose. He was also wearing gloves that had really long knife looking daggers for fingers. His hair resembled Sesshomaru's normal up to date Japan hair style, but dyed black instead of being silver like his.

"Why can't you just tell us?"

Koga was wearing a really big and long brown coat. On his coat were even darker brown diamond shapes all over it. He even wore a matching hat and pants. His shoes were also brown and very pointy. A white scarf with blue dots was around his neck.

"Because I know it may upset some of you." Josh told them.

"So?"

Naraku was wearing a brown short sleeved shirt and a black jacket that was unzipped over it. He also had on black pants and black shows. His hair was cut short and spiked. Brown sunglasses covered his eyes. Since he just had to wear that outfit and it didn't look much like a costume they got him a very scary looking dog on a leash for him to stand next to.

"I want this photo shoot to run smoothly." Josh tried to tell them so they'd understand although they didn't want to.

"Josh, it's us. Even if you don't, things won't run smoothly."

Ryan had short brown spiked hair and silver ear rings that matched his silver chain necklace. He had on a very oversized black shirt that said 'Hip Hop' on it and jeans that looked about four times to large for him. His shoes were red with a white stripe on the heel.

"As true as that is, it'd make things worse." Josh might as well had been speaking to some monkey bars in the south-eastern corner of an empty park.

"I want to know though!"

"Me too!"

Shippo had his hair dyed brown, but it still had an orange tinge to it. It was mostly parted the the left side of his head and only smaller parts on the right side. He had on a black and white button up shirt and brown pants that also looked kind of orange in their own way. He had on black boots that had a small cris cross pattern on his left shoe. For his picture they also wanted him to be showing off his fox fire if it still worked in this era.

Rin's hair was a disaster. It was chestnut brown and short. Part of her bangs were in the middle, part on the right, and part on the left. The ends of her actual hair were flipped out and gelled together in little clump things. She was wearing a brown long sleeve shirt that had a fluffy collar and a brown skirt with brown heels. For a bonus effect they also got her a collie dog.

"If you won't let us know who's pregnant, can you at least let me change my outfit? I don't think it's fair that you got to chose it! It's so revealing!" Kagome complained as she was currently finding Sesshomaru's fluffle as a way to cover up her outfit.

"I wouldn't mind something that covers more either." Kikyo agreed for once in her dead life.

"You guys complain to much." Ellie laughed.

"As if you don't?" Steph and Tori asked.

"Shut up." Ellie glared.

"You do though! You can be such a bitch to me! You have been as long as I've known you! In fact, Tori was mean until she became my assistant. Remember that one time we all spent the night at Tori's?"

"No one cares." Ellie rolled her eyes.

"I'm glad we don't fight like them." Rin smiled up at the girl next to her.

"Me too. I don't see how they call themselves friends." Kagome laughed.

"Seriously!" Sango agreed.

"Some girls just make me sick. How can they be so immature?" Kikyo asked.

"Miroku doesn't mind he loves me for my immaturity, right Miroku?" Steph grinned.

"Right."

"I'm sure he does." Kikyo said in a smart kind of tone.

"And Shippo loves me too!" Rin beamed.

"I sure do!" Shippo grinned along with her.

"Well Sesshomaru loves me." Kagome smiled over at the man standing kind of by himself now. She waited for about thirty seconds and he hadn't said a single word or even made a mere emotion. "Don't you?"

"That jerk doesn't love anybody. Who are you kidding?" Inuyasha laughed for a short period.

"Yes, I must agree with mutt-face on this. He could never love you, he's so cold. You should let me be yours Kagome. I could make you so much happier than he ever could." Koga took her hands in his.

"Let go of her." Sesshomaru gave him his normal icy look.

Kagome was wearing a black, barely fitting, strapless bra for a shirt. Her black skirt went down to her foot on the right side and on the left side it went to about mid thigh. She had on black elbow length gloves and knee highs. Her hair was up in a tight bun held together by chop sticks.

Kikyo's hair was very similar to Kagome's except the bun was less lose and she had a huge silver sparkly thing in her hair. She had on two gold arm cuffs and silver sandals. Her 'shirt' was some shiney silver tassel, the outsides of her boobs were in plain view. Her red skirt slowed out all the way to both of her feet in the back, but in the front it stops right above the knees.

Ellie wore simple black dress shoes and a very elegant black dress. Her hair was straightened and her bangs were tucked behind her left ear. Not much of a costume for a regular person, but Ellie being all dressed up nice like this was a costume.

Steph dyed her hair back to her original hair color and also put in some hair extensions to make it looked really, really long. She had silver earings that hung down by the chains to her shoulders almost. She had devil horns on the top of her head. A red tube top that started at her boobs and ended a little under them, a skirt that was floor length, but split all the way up to her ass, a black string like necklace, and black lace up heels were what made Steph the perfect little devil.

Tori wore a short, strapless white dress, plastic white eings, white sandals, and blonde French pigtails that made her look like a very innocent angel. She even had a white bow and arrow as if she were a girl version of cupid or something.

"We're here!" Jessica exclaimed as she came into the room with her costume already on.

Jessica was wearing a huge rose on her head that matched her rose like dress and shoes. She even had a rose on her necklace! Everything on her was pink, except her blonde hair that was up except for two strands she left down.

"We are a little late since we had to stop for food. Sorry." Jessica apologized.

"And what do you think you're wearing?"

"It's a costume for the picture!" Steph said as she hid behind the fluffle with Kagome.

"Steven, I know you have every right to make her change, but I need to show you something in one of the back rooms." Josh said as Steven nodded and followed him. Even if it was only because Steven liked Josh because he was one of Steph's only smart friends.

…after the first picture…

"Keep your stupid dog away from me!" Kagome shrieked as the scary looking dog of Naraku's came up to her. She quickly grabbed onto the thing closest to her without knowing what it was.

"What do you think you're doing?" Naraku looked annoyed.

"Sorry." Kagome blushed as she let go of Naraku and grabbed on to Sesshomaru instead.

"What's he doing to my dog?" Rin asked as Naraku's dog jumped on top of her dog.

"Well it looks like they are about to-"

"KOGA! Shut up!" Kagome shouted over his voice.

"What? She's a woman now!" Koga argued.

"Make him stop!" Rin yelled.

"Why?" Naraku asked. "He seems to be having fun."

…later on…

They took the pictures of them in the costumes. They never could get Naraku's dog off of Rin's so she wasn't very happy with him. They found out how the audience and everyone really felt they acted and how they should dress. Some were kind of funny. Ellie and the three judges already had already gotten them into these outfits for the viewers view of them.

"In case you couldn't figure it out we're going to take turns telling you how the audience views you." Steph grinned. "Rin, they see you as an innocent young woman."

Rin dyed her hair a light brown and curled the end parts of it and had on a straw hat which had three sunflowers across it. She was wearing a bright yellow sleeveless shirt and a white skirt that had prints of yellow flowers all over it. She had on white heels and high white socks that had small yellow hearts on them.

"Sango, for some reason they see you as the classy one." Ellie laughed.

Sango had her hair purple still, but they curled all of it except for her bangs. She had on a very light purple tank top with a elbow length sleeved light purple jacket over it that wasn't buttoned. She was also wearing a deep purple skirt that went down to her knees and tan shoes that laced up part of her legs.

"Kagome, they see you as the sporty, but girly woman." Jessica said.

"Isn't Sango more sporty than Kagome?" Miroku asked.

"Not as they see it."

Kagome had her hair in down pigtails. She wore a silver belly shirt with blue writing on it. She also had on a matching, undone jacket and booty shorts that were pink. She had on some of the ugliest pink shoes ever made. She was also made to wear a very thin blue scarf thing.

"Kikyo, they see you as the slut." Ryan told her as she rolled her eyes.

Naraku smirked.

Kikyo had her regular hair, but wore a weird jeweled head attire. She practically had on a purple bra that had a see through purple shawl over a little of it. She also had a ankle length skirt that split all the way up to where her thong was almost visible. She had one anklet on her right leg and two on her left leg. For a more beach like look they made her hold an orange sea urchin.

"I'm not a slut." Kikyo stated.

"Well they see me as the stupid, girly, drama queen!" Steph retorted feeling slightly insulted they thought she was really that stupid and dramatic. She didn't consider herself much of either, much like Kikyo who did not see herself as a slut.

Steph had her normal hair curled like most of the other girls in this round and a red bray on. She put in fake earrings that were white circles with red stripes. She would have used real ones, but her ears weren't pierced. She had to wear a white shirt that had some red writing on it and blue jeans that had a few silver stars drawn on them. Her nails were pained bright red, much like the color of her red heels that made her feel tall.

"Don't forget short." Ellie teased.

"At least she has big boobs." Rin smiled feeling like messing with Ellie some.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T HAVE BOOBS!" Ellie glared at the woman who was supposed to still be a girl.

"Then who's fault is it?" Rin asked.

"GODS!"

"Aren't you atheist still?" Steph blinked.

"Yes."

"Then?"

"I know the answer! It's Ellie. She's stupid." Rin said.

"They see Ellie as the bitch who has a punk fashion." Jessica said not knowing how long Josh would be able to keep Steven entertained. She knew very well what Steph would be dressing like in the round after this one and knew he'd throw a fit. She only wondered what he'd do when he found out Miroku was her boyfriend.

Ellie dyed her hair back to black and curled part of it. She also wore a red bray, but hers had a small white heart on it. She actually had her ears pierced so it was easy for her to wear the red circle earrings. It was mostly the white purse she didn't like. She tolerated the white tube top that had the word pony on it and a red heart. She even thought her black and red plaid skirt was kind of cute. Her knee high boots didn't bother her much either since they were black. She did mind the yellow stockings though.

"Yeah, and they see Jessica as the goody-two shoes." Ellie said.

"Nu uh. They saw her as the motherly type." Steph corrected.

"Same thing." Ellie sighed.

"Not really." Sango corrected her.

"It's not that big of a deal, I am a mother and I don't like getting into trouble. Either assumption is good with me." Jessica said.

Jessica wore her hair down. She had on a white long sleeve shirt, lime green scarf, and bright aqua marine blue skirt that almost went down to the floor. Her small heeled hot pink shoes really did just not match though. For some reason they are going to make her sit on a lime green safe when she took the picture too.

"What am I supposed to be?" Shippo motioned to his outfit.

"Well Shippo they see you as the attractive young man who's dating a bitch." Ellie smiled innocently.

"Ellie, that's your opinion which you need to keep to yourself. You can be so immature." Shippo sighed. "What do the audience view me as for real?"

"The cute guy who is just kind of there." Jessica answered.

"And they see Naraku as the guy with no fashion who barely talks." Ryan added on.

"Maybe that's why he got kicked off." Sango pondered.

"Maybe." Rin nodded.

Naraku was wearing a gray shirt, a lighter gray long shirt, blue button up shirt, and a gray jacket on. He had on brown pants and black and blue shoes. His hair was down to the length of his ears and his bangs were swept to the left side of his face.

Shippo looked so indescribable that only the people who saw him on the stage, or on the link with the pictures would be able to know what he looked like. He looked so hot!

"Like I care what these humans think." Naraku said in a low tone and slight glare. "I didn't even care about this damn competition. Hell, I don't even know why I've stayed this long or came at all. Well I did start out wanting to come here to take over this world, but for some reason none of my powers work now and I'm stuck here."

"As if you could have taken over the world with me here anyway." Inuyasha scoffed.

"Don't you mean with me here?" Koga said.

"What'd you say!" Inuyasha yelled.

"You heard me!" Koga yelled right back at him.

"Not this again." Kagome sighed.

Koga was wearing a baggy dark green sleeveless shirt, tight dark green pants that were tucked into his brown cowboy boots, a brown shawl over his upper half, and brown gloves that went up to his elbow almost. To make him look better he also put on some brown sunglasses.

Inuyasha had his hair back like what it used to look like when he was still in Feudal Japan. He had on a skin tight black spandex body suit with red belts all over it. He was told to hold two scythes and that his picture would have a bunch of skull heads.

"Koga they see you as the ugly rapper guy who wouldn't know how to dress to save his life. Inuyasha they see you as the badass guy who likes to make trouble."

"Now those make sense." Sango laughed.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Inuyasha asked feeling kind of insulted.

"Oh nothing." Sango waved her hand back and forth.

"Inuyasha is sexy!" Tori randomly shouted.

Tori was wearing her normal blonde hair with a khaki snow hat on her head. She had on a white shirt and a khaki jacket over it. She also had on a matching white scarf, a red cross necklace, a brown almost knee length skirt, either white fishnets or pantyhose, and white boots.

"Just to make this process a little quicker because the last thing we need is her brother coming back before we're done with at least a few more rounds would be very bad, I'm going to finish telling you the last three. Ryan is the perverted player, Miroku is the Japanese traditionalist, and Sesshomaru is the young, classy, businessman type."

"Businessman?" Sesshomaru asked in a bored tone.

Ryan had his brown hair swayed to the left with a gray bray on his head. He was wearing a black short sleeved shirt with a gray and burgundy button up shirt with the buttons undone over it. He had on a really dark gray, almost black jacket over his two shirts. His jeans were ripped all the way from his ankles to his mid-thigh. He was wearing dark blue shoes that almost looked black too.

Sesshomaru was wearing an aqua colored hoodie and white pants that had a single matching aqua stripe going down part of his leg. His shoes were pure midnight black and had no shoe strings. Instead his shoes were just slip on shoes. He had his hair parted to the right. The best part of his outfit was that he had a necklace with a small margarita glass figure hanging from it.

Miroku had in very long black hair extensions which held all of his hair, except his bangs, in a high ponytail which was being held up by a red ribbon that had a few small traces of gold, black, and white. He was wearing a red kimono with black on the edges of where his sleeves end, in the collar area, and a huge square at the bottom that had a white circle with a Japanese symbol on it. Two large white circles were also found on his sleeves. Just for fun he was also carrying around an authentic Japanese paper fan with more Japanese markings on it.

"I don't see how he looks like a business man." Kagome blinked.

"Yeah…I don't even know what that is." Rin laughed.

"Who cares? Miroku looks sexier than ever!" Steph squealed and latched onto Miroku.

"Do you really think you should be doing that with so many cameras around?" Sango asked with a slight sweat drop. "If the public figures out about you two then Miroku will get kicked off and you will get fired."

Steph laughed about this remark. "They can't fire me!"

When they finished they also took photos in rounds most opposite of them, a pink round, a tacky round, and now it was time for the couple round. Some of the couples was obvious they would take the picture together like Rin and Shippo or Kagome and Sesshomaru. Other couples were not so easily decided and there was some discussing about it.

"I want people to know about Miroku and me!" Steph pouted.

"It's illegal because you are one of the judges." Kagome reminded her.

"I pay for most of this show though!" Steph continued complaining until she saw her brother and Josh walking over. That shut her up real fast.

"Firstly we need to decide who the actual contestant are going to be paired with. They are the most important you know." Jessica said taking charge of it since she was married and didn't have the problem like they all did. "I understand Shippo will be with Rin, Sesshomaru will be with Kagome, and I will be with Steven. Now who will Inuyasha, Koga, Naraku, and Miroku be with? The only girls left on the show are Sango and Kikyo. So I guess two of you guys will get stuck with Tori and Ellie since they aren't judges."

"I'll take her." Naraku said pointing over to Kikyo who was dressed in a seductive outfit.

"Ok. Sango you have the choice of Inuyasha, Koga, or Miroku now." Jessica said as everyone turned their head towards her. She kept looking at the floor though.

"I'll take Inuyasha!" Tori shouted and ran over to Inuyasha.

"I guess I'll take Miroku then." Sango said.

"Which leaves me with Koga." Ellie sighed.

"Good, no more worries about them. I guess that just leaves you two since you're both judges." Jessica said as Steph started to fume.

"I'm not getting stuck with that stupid pervert!" Steph shouted.

"Yeah! She should be with a nice man, like Josh." Steven said and Ryan just burst out in laughter.

"Look you two are the only ones left so just suck it up and deal with it." Jessica rolled her eyes at their immaturity. It was only a picture after all.

After they took the different couple pictures they took glamour shots with cute looking backgrounds, they were told they had to do a cosplay round.

"What the hell is cosplay?" Inuyasha asked.

"It's when someone dresses up as somebody else." Kagome explained. "Do we get to cosplay as whoever we want? The others don't know anyone from this times TV programs or celebrities."

"No. Josh and Steven picked for us earlier when we were doing the other rounds. They decided that Rin will be Mitsuki from He Is My Master, Kagome will be Luchia from Mermaid Melody, Kikyo will be Princess Serenity from Sailor Moon, Sango will be Yuuri from Mermaid Melody, Steph will be Sailor Venus from Sailor Moon, Tori will be Sailor Uranus from Sailor Moon, Ellie will be Pudding from Tokyo Mew Mew, Jessica will be Chii from Chobits, I will be Ed from Full Metal Alchemist, Sesshomaru will be Roy from Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha will be Ichigo from Bleach, Shippo will be Kenshin from Kenshin, Naraku will be Itachi from Naruto, Miroku will be Kyo from Fruits Basket, and Koga will be Yoshitaka from He Is My Master." Ryan answered as he handed out the cosplay costumes.

"How is it that even when it's not Steph picking the clothes that I still have to look like a slut?" Kagome asked to nobody in particular.

"Well look at it this way, all the girls look like sluts in this round except for me, Kikyo, and Sango." Jessica tried to make her feel a bit better even though she knew it wouldn't help.

When they finished with the cosplay pictures which actually was just them grouped with others from their show. Rin and Koga took a picture in front of a mansion background. Kagome and Sango took their picture in front of a hotel. Kikyo, Steph, and Tori took their picture with space background and they made it seem like they were standing on the moon. Ellie took her picture in front of a café background. Jessica took her picture with a regular background of being inside a house. Ryan and Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Shippo, Naraku, and Koga all had a different outdoor background. Josh decided it was time to let them know who was pregnant and who wasn't. He hadn't planned a speech because he figured even if he did, it wouldn't help the situation any.

"Thankfully for you all, only three of you are pregnant."

"ONLY?" Everyone, minus a few like Sesshomaru and Naraku, seemed to yell.

"Yes. Considering seven girls were involved in this, three is less than half." Josh delayed telling them who the pregnant ones were to make the suspense rise.

"Well don't keep them waiting." Jessica told him.

"Kikyo isn't pregnant."

"Good." Naraku smiled.

"Good?" Kagome looked at him weird.

"She's been my bitch for a few days now and if she got pregnant I would have to stop being so rough with her." Naraku said to everyone like it was no big deal that him and Kikyo did stuff like that.

"We didn't need to know that." Josh said. "Ellie is one of the three who's pregnant."

"Of course." Ellie sighed.

"Sango," Josh began. "You are not pregnant either."

"Thank goodness." Sango looked so relieved.

"Just hurry up and say who the other two pregnant ones are, will ya?" Inuyasha urged.

"The second pregnant one is Kagome."

"Why me!?" Kagome cried out.

"When will we be able to know who the father is?" Sesshomaru asked.

"I'm not sure." Josh answered.

"Well we all know it's going to be me." Koga said cockily.

"Feh! Like hell it is!" Inuyasha replied to his little comment.

"I love have nobody cares who the father of my baby is." Ellie rolled her eyes.

"Kagome! Does that mean I'll get to be a big brother!" Shippo grinned.

"Sure Shippo."

Ellie sighed knowing that it was pointless trying to talk when everyone was so excited about Kagome's baby.

"Who's the third one?" Rin asked innocently.

"Well it was Samantha, but I told her earlier and she's going to get an abortion. She said if she stayed pregnant she would have to get a different job because pregnant women don't turn men on. So whoever the father of that child is will never be known. It's sad really."

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Princessstphanie- A lot of things are going to slowly start to tie together soon. Stuff that happened many chapters ago will be brought up and lots more. I'm sorry, but I have decided to update this fic once a month because honestly it's harder to write than my others. Review please!

As a reminder go to www . Xanga . Com / digiyasha to see how they dressed in all these rounds, plus previous singing chapters. It is that link without the spaces.