Author's Notes: Another calmer one... I think...

DA Meeting

Harry arrived at Gryffindor Tower and collapsed on his bed. He buried his face on his pillow trying to forget what had just happened only minutes before. He could still hear Sohma's laughter ringing in his ears and Su Li's complaints about how yucky a boy's seed was. She had still swallowed part of it and Harry shuddered at the thought. That girl was getting perverted and it was all Sohma's fault. Harry felt that he didn't want to continue with any of that 'spouse' thing even if he had actually enjoyed the blowjob. He would never admit to anyone how incredibly good it felt though. The sensation of his member being swallowed by a moist warm mouth was definitely a memorable event. He just wished it had happened with a girl he truly loved. The ending of his adventure had been a definite turn off. Su cleaning herself with her robes and even rubbing her robes on his naked parts in front of Sohma was another memorable event that would give him nightmares for all eternity.

Ron got into the dormitory and saw his best friend, face buried in his pillow, messy raven black hair scattered over the fluffed white object under his face. "Harry? Are you crying?" Ron heard a stifled laugh that was almost muted by the pillow. "Harry? So you are laughing?" There was more stifled laughter and Harry lifted his head, locking emerald orbs with blue ones. "Okay, so you're not crying. Why are you in bed?"

"Ron, has Bulstrode tried anything strange with you?" Harry asked very interested.

"Well, she has been trying to give me a hand job. I've been avoiding that at all costs. She is as tall as me, but wider! I bet her hands would destroy my willy if I allow her to try anything there! Plus she is a Slytherin so maybe her intention IS to..." Ron gulped. "Sterilize me."

Harry started to laugh hysterically until tears were coming out of his eyes. He even started coughing and wheezing. "Get a grip, mate!" Ron exclaimed looking worried. He was seriously thinking Harry had gone mental.

Little by little Harry calmed down and looked at Ron. He grinned. "I received a blowjob."

"What? From that geeky girl?" Harry nodded. "How did it feel like? Was she any good?"

"You'll have to find out how it feels like yourself, Ron. I won't depict any descriptions, but I wanted your opinion on something. Does it count as losing my virginity?"

Ron sat on Harry's bed thinking hard. "I seriously have no idea, but maybe you did lost it in a strange way... Maybe you lose it when there's someone else involved in pleasuring you..."

"Great. So that girl really violated me," Harry said sarcastically.

"Wasn't it good to be violated by her mouth?" Ron asked with an evil grin.

"I'm going to shower," Harry stated, grabbing a towel and everything he needed. Ron kept grinning at his best friend.

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The next day during Charms class Hermione, Harry and Ron discussed reactivating the DA meeting to practice proper Defense Against the Dark Arts. Hermione mentioned that she would reuse the fake Galleons and would also look for any new students that were interested in joining. Their first meeting would be the next day at 7:00 PM. Ron seemed unable to articulate as they murmured about the DA meeting and Harry wondered what was wrong with his best friend. He turned scarlet and Hermnione averted her eyes also looking crimson as they discovered what was wrong with the redhead. There was a girl who had managed to get under the redhead's robes and was giving him a complete hand job during Charms. Harry quickly checked on Flitwick, but the tiny teacher was simply watching some students practice. He didn't seem to be noticing anything amiss at the back of the classroom.

With a groan Ron came and he covered his mouth to silence himself. Millicent Bulstrode blew a him a kiss and winked at him as she returned to her chair. Hermione looked bewildered. "Ron! Have you gone mad?"

"She was the one who placed herself there, Hermione!"

"And you willingly opened your legs for her to do her 'work,' huh? That girl looks like a body builder! If you like being trampled then suit yourself!"

Ron looked at Harry not understanding anything. "Harry... What's a body builder?"

Harry covered his own mouth to muffle laughter. "I'll tell you later. Flitwick is coming this way." Ron quickly used a cleaning charm to remove the excess of what he had brewed under his robes and straightened himself in his chair with his blue eyes a bit glazed.

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The next night Harry was surprised by the quantity of students that showed up for the meeting. He had to ask the Room of Requirement to expand itself. Even though making the DA meetings was now allowed Harry preferred using the Room of Requirement as it provided everything they needed.

"As you all know we are here because just like in the previous school year we are in desperate need of proper Defense Against the Dark Arts training. Last year it was even worse in a certain sense because we weren't even allowed to meet like this, but this year at least we have that flexibility. I have spoken with Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore and they have kindly given me permission for these meetings so if we stay a little after curfew be assured that it will be alright, although the flexibility about returning to our dorms lasts until 10:00 PM. We only have an hour of flexibility in that aspect and I won't abuse the headmaster's trust after what he has bestowed upon us."

A student with an effeminate voice interrupted. "I'm so glad you're doing this! That awful teacher made me kiss a girl! A GIRL! Then I had to kiss Trent Carlyle in another class!"

A girl by his side rolled her eyes. "You're gay Karlo and Trent is a boy so you shouldn't be offended..."

"He is heterosexual, Ginnamarie!"

Harry coughed and everyone turned their eyes on him. "I do understand that some students have felt very uncomfortable with Professor Sohma, but we are not here to discuss his teaching style, but to practice defending ourselves, alright?" Harry clapped his hands together. "Not let's get started! Wands ready!"

The practice was going smoothly except for Su Li constantly trying to touch Harry in unappropriate ways. He kept whispering to her: "Stop it already and practice like everyone else!"

"I want to try something new, spouse," she whispered back.

"I'm not your spouse, Su. Stop this madness!"

"We have to be together until the school year ends. Soon we'll even have a baby."

"You don't have to take Sohma seriously! Can't you understand that? And it won't be a baby! It'll be a stupid doll!"

Su grabbed him by the collar of his robes and whispered in his ear: "I want to feel you inside me. Prof. Sohma says it will be unforgettable." Harry went pale and gulped. His heart was beating fast as he felt temptation overwhelming him, but he pushed Su aside.

"Please Su, this is not you." Harry pleaded, but the girl licked her lips in a very seductive way. "Just grab a book and read, okay? It will drift your mind from... sex." His voice came almost high pitched. His carnal part wanted sex very much indeed and it was almost like a demon inside him purred wanting him to take the chance.

To his relief Su obeyed and picked up a book, but at that moment the door to the Room of Requirement opened and Sohma pranced in happily. All of the students were speechless and almost frightened. "Hello everyone! I was informed by Mr. Malfoy of this great meeting to practice what is being taught in my class! I was so touched by the information that I had to come in case you needed any tips from the master! So? What have you been practicing?"

Harry let himself drop on a chair and hid his face in his hands. Somehow he had to make Draco pay for this.

Thank you to my reviewers: Yuki the Rat and YuriyTalaIvanov

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