Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or "Kiss the Girl"

Believe me, this is nothing like the other "Kiss the Girl" that I did. I think you'll enjoy it. I had fun writing it. :D

"First, we must create the moooood," Thalia said. "Percusion, go. 1, 2, 1, 2. Strings. 3, 4, 3, 4. Word."

"You mean 'words'?" Piper asked. "Last time I checked, you weren't black."

"Shut up, racist."

"Piper! Thalia!" Drew said. "Let's get on with it!"

There you see him

Sitting there across the way

He's got too much to say

But there's something about him…

And you don't know why but you're dying to try

Just kiss the Percy

"Just kiss the Percy?" Piper whispered. "What crack are you on, Thalia?"

"Shut up. I was going to say 'girl' but Annabeth isn't a lesbian…"

"Just keep going," Drew whispered. "They're trying to find us!"

Yes, you want him

'Yes, you want him'

Look at him

You know you do

Possible he wants you too

There is only way to find out

It don't take a word

"Just a lot of slobber," Thalia commented.

"Like you don't want to with Nico," Piper pointed out.

You gotta' kiss the Percy

Looks like the Annabeth's to shy

She isn't gonna' kiss the Percy

Sha-la-la-la-la

Kiss the Percy

Ain't that sad?

Ain't that a shame?

Too bad

She's gonna' miss the Kelp Head

"Thalia," Drew hissed. "Don't try it."

Now's your moment

I promise ta' close my eyes

"Piper!"

Jumping into the ocean

Annabeth, ya' better do it soon

No better time

'Cept for almost dying

On Mt. St. Helens

Go on and-AHH!

"Piper, what?" Thalia yelped, as the daughter of Aphrodite had taken over the song.

"Percy and Annabeth are throwing water!" Drew screeched. "RUN! It's gonna' mess up my hair!"

"Run!" Thalia and Piper yelled.

A few minutes later when all three girls where back in the Zeus cabin, sopping wet and being stared at by Jason, Thalia commented on their recent work.

"We never did see them kiss."

"No duh, Sherlock."

The End. :)

AN: Eleos, this is for you. :) The hundredth reviewer gets to pick a theme too. Just sayin'.

Percy the mermaid AND Piper being somewhat smartassy. Is that a word? I guess not.