Nothing much new to report as of yet except for the fact that my teeth are still hurting. Not hurting like, oh dear god, I'm dying but an annoyance. I can't handle it but not when the pressure builds up in my ear and I can't open my mouth wide enough to dislocate my jaw. That's all that's getting to me. Did anyone get the "never ending quest" joke? Think Drawn Together.

It was later in the night the house was nearly complete. Freeza and Cell were in their own little "instant house" as Cell was calling it. It was fully furnished and everything. Apparently Bulma had picked that one out herself. There was two bedrooms, one big one small, a bathroom in the upper area, a living room, and kitchen in the lower area. Freeza was busy snooping and Cell sat on the couch. He had his legs and arms crossed. He was trying to think.

"Oh my god you have to come up here and see this."

"I'll see it later. I have to go to bed sooner or later."

"Fine. Then sleep on the couch then."

Freeza turned and headed back into the room. Cell sighed, stood and headed for the upstairs. Fuck walking he floated up. He stood in the doorway.

"What do you want?"
"Look at how big this room is."

"I'm sure yours was bigger. If I remember correctly."

"It was. But for an earth home, this is pretty nice."

"Okay. Was that all?"
"No. This on is stranger."

He ran past Cell and grabbed his hand.

"Come with me."

He literally dragged Cell to the next room. This one was smaller, like a child's room. But the thing was, there was nothing in it. It was bare.

"What do you suppose that's about?"

"I guess they forgot to finish this one."

"Do we have to?"
"If you want. We could always use it for storage."

"I guess that makes sense."
Cell had leaned in and put his hands on Freeza's hips.

"Now let's get some sleep."

"You don't really mean to sleep do you?"

"Oh not at all."

Nothing was done, no fighting back, no playing hard to get, it was just being allowed to happen. It was dark Freeza could see nothing. (I was gonna say jack shit but that sounded too vulgar.) That's where Cell had an unfair advantage. He could see everything. Freeza was pinned up against the bed, all that had to be done was to scare him into falling backwards. This was going to be good.

"I know you're there Cell and I know what you're planning. It's not going to work."
"Oh isn't it?"

Freeza was expecting to get pushed forward but was instead pulled back. His hands were being held up above his head. His shirt was being unbuttoned and his pants were coming off. He tried to fight back but it was to no avail.

"How dare you force me? You're supposed to love me and be gentle."

"This is gentle."

He swallowed. This wasn't good. All he could do was sit there and take it. He allowed his clothes to be removed. He heard his partners' clothes hit the floor and the bed sink in. Freeza felt himself being pulled up to the head of the bed. He knew that he was going to be on the bottom again. He was going to get his revenge. Well, not revenge but he was going to have Cell bear his child. He'd put up with it for now. He looked up at his lover who was now looming over him. He saw something behind him.

"Cell… what was that?"

"Don't try to change the subject. You wont get me distracted."

"But I swear…"

He was silenced with a kiss. He just decided to ignore what he had seen. After a few moments of their shifting kisses, he felt the pressure go between his legs. He grabbed Cell's arms and held onto him. There it was again. He wasn't imagining things. But he couldn't push him off. Then he noticed something else. His nails were long again and his hand was pale. He was becoming normal. He felt his hips move up higher. His tail was back. That must have been what he saw. He saw his tail, or Cell's tail. Freeza got an evil grin on his face. Cell was right next to Freeza's ear so he hadn't noticed anything. Freeza may have been held down but his tail wasn't. He started searching all over Cell's body to look for an opening. There it was. He didn't go in very far at first, just enough to see if Cell would notice. Nothing yet but he'd have to feel something soon. The further Freeza got, the more he knew he wasn't inside the right hole. He must have been inside Cell's tail. Why wasn't he feeling anything then? Oh my god, what if I'm getting absorbed? Freeza pulled himself out as fast as he put himself in. His tail was still intact but if he had gone just an inch more, it wouldn't have been there. He was lifted up a little off of the bed. Cell responded to Freeza's cry by laughing. Not so much laughing but chuckling.

"Better get used to this, I'm not stopping anytime soon."

Oh yeah? You think so huh? Not once I'm done with you. I'll get you back one day. He couldn't really fight back. He'd get his revenge later. But Cell kept his word. There were no ways they stopping that night. They might even go into the next day. However long it took, it felt like forever. Not that that was a bad thing, he just knew that he was going to be swore in the morning. Cell was starting to slow down. Was it finally over? Cell could no longer move. He had used up all of his energy. He could hardly get off of his lover. Freeza could hear him panting. He turned over to see that Cell's eyes were closed, still breathing deeply and looking very satisfied.

"Are you happy now?"
Cell caught his breath and replied.

"Very much so… you?"
"I'm not so sure."
Cell turned over and looked at him with wide eyes.

"Don't tell me you want to go again."

"No it's not that."

"You're bored with me, I wasn't good enough."

"Will you stop that? I'm trying to tell you what I thought was wrong."

"And what was that?"

"I wasn't on top."

Cell burst out laughing.

"Like that'll ever happen."

"It will. I have my body back. Not like you noticed."

"Oh I did. I even felt that little attempt at tail sex."
"You felt that?"
"Of course I did. Didn't you feel that little burst of energy I got when you did that? I do recall pushing you up further."
Freeza did remember. He nearly came that time. He turned red.

"I must have forgotten."

Cell moved himself up and rubbed his nose against Freeza's.

"You are so cute when you have your little tantrums."

"I am not having a tantrum."

"See, there you go again."

Freeza puffed up his cheeks and turned over.

The house was finally finished. It took Bardock some time to get used to their real bodies. Cell went over to Freeza who was sitting under a tree with his lemon tea.

"What do you want?"
"What kind of welcome was that?"

"The only one you deserve."
"Are you still sore about what happened last night?"

"Yes I'm still sore."

Freeza's tail went up then went back down. He was still in pain. Cell picked up on that and sat next to him. Freeza didn't move. Bardock came over to hand out some plates of food. He stopped and stared. Freeza just stared back There was no emotion on his face.

"You look so much like Coola."

"Please don't say that."
"Why do you hate your brother so?"
"I have my reasons."

Bardock sighed, placing his hands on his hips. He turned to Cell.

"So what's your story?"
"The basic. Was created in a genetic lab by a mad/genius scientist, was bent on sucking this planet dry then destroy it. After that, no idea, I could've done whatever I wanted."

"And how did you meet Freeza and his family?"
"I died. By the hand of your grandson when he was only eleven years old."

"And what now? Will you still destroy this planet?"

"No. I've gotten over that. I think I'll try something different from now on. I'm not going to turn into a "good guy" but I wont be randomly destructive either. Well then again, I never was randomly destructive. I only targeted the select few."

"Cell, would you come and walk with me?"

Cell stared at Bardock for a moment then decided to listen. What was he going to do? Try and kill him? Cell laughed to himself. Freeza sat under his tree drinking the tea. He would kill for some wine right about now. Samantha was talking with Zelphia so she was out of the question. He really didn't feel like talking with Goku or his family. Especially since Goten kept glaring at him. Finally Freeza stuck his tongue out at him.

"That was mature."

Freeza looked up to see Seaka hanging from a branch upside down.

"What do you want?"

"Just looking around. Checking up on everyone."

"I'm not some child you know."
"Well neither is Samantha but I still have to watch over her."
"What are you? Like her guardian or something?"
"I guess you could say it's something like that."

Freeza looked back over to Samantha. She was laughing. That made Freeza smile, if even for a moment. Seaka jumped out of the tree landing right next to Freeza.

"Are you straight and pretending to be gay?"
"WHAT?"

Freeza turned a whole new shade of red. Seaka started to laugh.

"I'm just kidding. You just seem to love her more then you should."
"I have reasons for what I do."

"Don't all villains?"

Freeza just glared at her then went back to his tea. She moved closer.

"What are you thinking about?"
"That you're annoying. Get away from me."
"I know it's not me that's bothering you. It's something else."
"Like what?"
"Him."
Seaka pointed right at Cell who was walking side by side with Bardock, his arms crossed but with a hand to his chin, in the whole pondering way. Freeza lowered his eyes and looked straight into his tea glass.

"I'm right aren't I?"
"Is it that obvious?"
"Not really. I just have the ability to read people. Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Not unless you can make him want to be on the bottom and to have my babies."

Seaka got this really scary smile on her face. (It's like that face Kateland makes when she's happy. If we ever get a picture of this, I swear, you'll piss yourself or have nightmares. Say, Scott McNeil and you get that face. It's like pure evil.)

"I think I may have something for you. Be right back."
She vanished back up into the trees. What was that woman planning? Freeza didn't really care at that moment. He watched the others laugh and have fun. Goku was trying his hand at the grill. Bardock never really used one before in his life but acted like he did. Cell was sitting on the house roof, stuck in deep thought. Freeza just kept watching him but Cell's mind was elsewhere. His gaze was far off into the distance. Freeza started to feel down again.

"BACK!"

Freeza grabbed his chest, feeling like he was going to have a heart attack.

"Can't you ever appear in the normal way?"
"Nope. More fun this way."

"What do you have? You try anything and I swear I'll…"
Seaka pulled out a pair of gold bracelets from behind her back. Freeza couldn't help but gawk at them.

"Beautiful aren't they?"
"What are they for?"
"They're inhibitors. Basically the person wearing this will become weaker then a baby."
"This'll help me how?"
"Think about it. Cell, weaker then you, you could do anything you want to him."

It took a while but the smile that spread across Freeza's face was amazing. That was the most evil he had gotten in ages. Freeza reached for them but they were pulled out of his reach.

"What do I get in return?"

"The satisfaction in knowing that you helped me."
"Try again."
"I don't know. What do you want?"

"How about we discuss a price later."
"Just don't ask for my first born child."
"Hey, I may be nuts but I not that nuts. Besides, I have your brothers' first born. Actually she came onto me. And she was naked late at night, she wanted to lose her virginity, I wasn't about to say no…"

Freeza just watched her as she talked to herself. She handed over the gold bands. Freeza looked them over. They didn't really look all that great. They were of normal size, not very heavy and looked like they would fit loosely around the wrists. He was starting to think this was some kind of joke.

"What are those?"
Cell was standing right in front of him. What was he going to do? What was he going to say?

"These? Oh nothing. Just something Seaka gave me."
"What for?"
"Wedding present."

"But you're not married."

"Not yet. But for when I do. For the one I marry."

"What about me?"

Freeza looked up at him and found Cell was kneeling over. He got really close to Freeza.

"If I asked, would you spend all of eternity with me?"

"Eternity?"
"Yes. I figure, that we'll end up going to the same place when we die so…"

"You trying to sound romantic?"

"Perhaps."
"It's cute."
"I'm not cute."

"You can be. Sometimes."
They both smiled, Freeza felt Cell's forehead meet with his. They laughed for a few moments with their eyes closed. Freeza was starting to cry. He felt Cell's lips meet with his. He pulled away and opened his eyes. Cell used his thumbs to wipe away Freeza's tears.

"Better now?"

"Much."

He took the rings away from Freeza. Freeza reached back for them.

"May I put them on?"

At this point, Freeza didn't want to trick Cell into doing something that he didn't want to do. But when would Cell agree to have his child? There was no choice in the matter. Freeza nodded. Cell put the left one on first and Freeza helped him with the right one.

"How are you feeling?"
"Fine. Why do you ask?"

"Just curious."

Cell smiled and lifted Freeza off the ground.

"Come on, it's time to eat."