Dear Mortals,
Stop, all you annoying gods. This is supposed to be our way of communicating with mortals, not each other. You are all only a few feet away from each other, please argue in person. And Poseidon, not causing any harm? Is this a joke?
You do realize, Poseidon, that those posters with your irritating slogan are the cause for all this, right?
Sincerely,
Artemis
Goddess of the Moon and Hunt