Ten Things You Should Never, EVER let them Maximum Ride Characters DO...
JP: So basically, you're a bunch of devil-worshiping loonies come to kidnap me so that the Maximum Ride characters will exist and you'll not get lynched by a rampaging mob of fans, and you'd quite like a radioactive potato and my autograph while you're at it?
Me: Well, yeah.
Mex: /glare at Fang/ Minus the devil-worshipping part.
JP: You are aware, of course, how insane this all sounds?
Me: Of course. Whith me running this thing, how could it not?
Max: WHAT?! You are so not running this, you sorry little non-mutant!
Me: Hey! I resent that!
Fang: Yeah! If anybody's running this thing it's me!
Me+Max: WHAT?!
/Massive argument ensues/
JP: /Sneakily creeps away from the madness/
Me: Well, I- Oh damn. We lost Patterson, people.
Fang: Oh cra-
Total: /Comes sailing overhead in a hot air ballon/ HA! I have come to take over your punny Grade-5 partially radioactive planet on the outer edge of a spiral galaxy in the unfashionable backwaters of the universe!
Max: Well, that was a long scentence...
Me: Here we go again...
Maximium Ride be not mines, in past, present or future, parrallel universes or alternate dimensions. End of.
Next...
Marrianne Jennson
(The Director from Book III)
(Who has serious issues, people)
1. I will not let her offer Max cute shoes in return for her help taking over the world.
2. I will not let her eat chocolate ever again. Because someone that evil does not deserve chocolate.
3. I will not let her be your mum.
4. I will not let her get an anti-tank gun and run through a shopping centre blowing people up.
5. I will not let her buy an Ibex.
6. I will not let her team up with Valencia Martinez.
7. I will not let her a talking car. (Don't ask.)
8. I will not let her use the Flock as target practice.
9. I will not let her marry Ter Borchet.
10. I will not let her be an alien.
Hi. I'm back, nice and soon. :D Yay! Yeah, I just wanted to say an honest and heartfelt thanks to all my reviewers. You have no idea how much it means to me that som may of you review this stupid little thing. It's really, really nice to know there are a bunch of people out there that actually like something I've done.
Yeah, okay that was cheesy. But meh, sometimes you need a little cheese in your lifee. Hey, why else was High School Musical created? Embrace the cheese, people...
And on that weird not, I bid you farewell, and thanks for all the fish.
- SparxFlame (Being baked in a rare English heatwave)
To Hannah Brandon: Cos I can't be bothered to find your profile, I'm replying here. No, I didn't mean to use a GGN quote. And yeah, you have my permission, provided you use a diclaimer/link. A lot of people think the A/N's are better than the lists. Meh, go figure what you will about that. The plot holes can take you anywhere you want, but sadly only in your mind. For me, that's good enough.
P.S. If anyone has any special requests for characters they would like to see up here, then please review and tell me. I will do my best to write them up. Bef to use themore you do, please check I've not already done them, or that they're not on the list! Thanks.
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The line up so far: JP, Max II (the clone), Mike(Hacker Guy), Akila, The Ghosts, Mr. Chu, The Radioactive Whale thingies,, Ter Borchet (have I done him already?!), Clone People, Mara (aka Spot girl), John Abate
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