harry in death battle wiv voldy
random person: choose your weapon!
holds out wand, magic staff and knife
harry: pulls out giant nutcrackerill use THIS!
hermione: Have you 2 finished your essay or brushed your teeth and have you even thought of herbology... blah blah blah
Ron and harry at the same time: Avada Kadavra
Hermione drops dead
cedric: Cho I luv you
Cho: I luv you too, well not as much as harry. what he did to me last nite should be illegal. Whoops!
Cedric: WHAT!
Voldemort pops out of nowhere and kills him
Cho: Im free
VOldemort: how you doin' ??
George: you know were twins so were kinda like clones, so say we practice certain things, it wouldnt be gay or incest, it would be masturbation.
Fred: GEORGE! ...your brilliant
Voldemort: Who needs Harry Potter?? Bring me Captain Jack Sparrow and some melted chocolate
Voldemort: Tell me how the fuck am I still alive
Ron to Herm: I should have told u from the very day I met u. Im a eunuch
Harry to Voldemort: Looks like your off the medication again
(Lupin's walking down the hall and Hagrid confronts him.)
Hagird: I saw you go into the shrieking shack last night with Sirius and the kids. There was banging and screaming and howling!
Lupin: Yeah? What's you point?
Hagird: It wasn't a full moon
Lupin: Harry, I have to tell you something.
Harry: What's that professor?
Lupin: Harry, I gay.
Harry; Are you fucking Sirius?
Lupin: Yea, that too.
Harry: Sirius, I need to ask you something.
Sirius: What is it?
sits Harry down on a chair and puts a hand on his shoulder
Sirius: You know you can tell me anything.
Harry: Well...
Sirius: What is it?
Harry: I need you to tell me about sex!
Sirius: ...
at the end of the fourth one when Harry transports out of the graveyard with Cedric's body
Death Eaters: ...
Voldy: This is totally NOT groovy!
Voldemort: Wormtail, I want you to tell me something in french.
Wormtail: Voulez vous couchez avec moi?
Voldemort: ...Oui, monsieur! Thought you'd never ask
Hermione (to Harry): I'm starting a girl band, wanna join?
Bellatrix: My Lord, I have something I want to tell you.
Voldemort: And what's that Bella?
Bellatrix: Let's make like a gun and bang.