Tiny Dancer
Elton John
(Request made by divadivine )

Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

Rachel should have realized that initiating any type of sexual challenge to Puck was more than likely to blow up in her face, because lets face it, Puck was one helluva prime male specimen. She watched him from her perch on the piano, crossing her legs demurely she smirked as his expression became strained, and she returned her attention to Kurt.

"Hold me close now Tony Danza!"

"Um Kurt? You're singing it wrong. It's Hold me closer tiny dancer." Rachel stated matter of factly.

Brushing his bangs aside in a bored fashion that only Kurt could pull off, he rolled his eyes, "Yes Lyrics Police I know." His expression softened as his eyes got dreamy, "But I like my way better, I mean Tony Danza circa Who's the Boss? Yummy!"

Puck blanched as he approached the piano, his quickly approaching proximity caused Rachel to fidget, uncrossing her legs and locking them at the ankle instead. Turning to face Kurt she struggled to maintain her focus with the way Puck was approaching.

"Yes, but you're ruining the whole song! It's called Tiny Dancer for a reason!" she sputtered as Puck came nearer still.

Puck's hazel eyes were practically burning, the sultry bedroom gaze he was directing at her both excited and scared her.

"Personally," he invaded Rachel's personal space, the shock of his body so close allowing him to slip between her legs as he braced his hands on either side of her hips. "Kurt can change whatever lyrics he wants, so long as he leaves, Lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day… alone, cause those are lines I could get down with." He sang the line of the song so soft, and so sensually it had her insides curling.

Brushing his hips against her inner thighs in a subtly intimate way, Rachel bit down on her lip to suppress the moan that threatened to release.

He leaned in close, nuzzling her with his nose, ignoring the look of utter shock and oh-my-god-is-this-actually-happening? look from Kurt "So whaddya say Berry? Care to lie me down in sheets of linen?" his voice was tempting, melodic and completely intoxicating that Rachel was lost in it as her eyes slip closed, her pink tongue darting out to lick her lips.

Puck stared down at her, and it took everything he had to walk away from her perfectly parted heart shaped mouth. Smirking he stepped away from her just as her eyes fluttered open. "Game on Berry." And with a final wink he was walking away and out the door before Rachel realized that the earlier mentioned danger of things blowing up in her face was more of a reality than even she had anticipated.

Turning to look at Kurt who still had a did-that-really-happen-or-did-April-Rhodes-spike-my-apple-juice-again look on his face. "Kurt, I'm gonna need your help."

Ok, I know it's been like a bajillion years since I've updated, and I am sooo sooo soooooo sorry for taking forever, I just haven't been inspired… but since Glee has returned, my muse is slowly coming back to life.

I'm sorry , I think I butchered your request… But I just had to write a snippet where someone sang the lyrics wrong to this song, cause I think I read somewhere that Tiny Dancer is one of the most miss-sung lyrics in history, many people thinking that Elton really is saying, "Hold me close Tony Danza…" So, I hope you like it!

Anywho, even though I'm not in love with this chapter, I figure a start is better than no start at all. So here you guys go… at least I hope you all haven't given up on me yet!

Reviews are love people! And as always, I'm open to song requests! I have a few suggestions that I'm working on, but I'm willing to accept more!