Pein: Leo is currently holding Konan hostage until I do the disclaimer. So here I go, Leo does not own Naruto and she never will. Ever.

Leo: You don't have to rub it in. -.-

Pein: Let Konan go.

Leo: Yeah, yeah. I'll get to it. Commencing story!

Misaki's POV

I was lying on the ground on the bridge watching bored out of my mind as Sakura rambled on and on.

"How can this be allowed? Why does that person ask us to meet him then make us wait?"

"Yeah Sakura-chan is right!" Naruto agreed.

"What about the feelings of a young girl who overslept and didn't get to blow-dry her hair!" Sakura continued.

"Oh would you shut up? I'm a girl too you know." I relaxed on the floor of the bridge. Sakura ignored me and rambled on.

"Yeah! I overslept too! I didn't get to brush my teeth or wash my face!" Naruto cheered. Sakura stopped and looked at him.

"That's…nasty…" she backed away. Naruto sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.

I felt something block out the warm sun's rays. I cracked an eye to see Sasuke sitting down next to me. He smirked down at me; I shrugged and closed my eyes again. I slowly fell asleep to the heat of the sun and Sakura's glare…

Three Hours later

"Morning people! There was this little old granny-" I woke up to Kakashi explanation.

"YEAH RIGHT YOU LIAR! APOLOGIZE!" Sakura and Naruto shouted simultaneously.

"I was having a nice nap too..." I groaned. "Why do we have to be here so early?" He sweat dropped.

"On the floor?" Kakashi asked. I nodded in the affirmative. He sighed and continued. "Anyways I nominated you guys for the Chuunin Exams."

That got me awake, I stood up and dusted myself off. Kakashi handed us our applications. Naruto and I glomped Kakashi.

"Kakashi-sensei! We love you!" Naruto and I shouted simultaneously.

After Kakashi pealed us off he explained the Chuunin Exams to us.

"That's all." Kakashi left after his explanation.

Next Day

We started on our way to the building where the first test was gonna be held. Sasuke was to the right of me and Naruto was on the left and Sakura was next to Sasuke. I was arguing with Naruto about which ramen was better just to irk Sakura.

We arrived at the building and went up the two set of stairs. We arrived just in time to see two kids blocking the way to a door kick a kid wearing a green spandex suit.

"You guys should just quit." He said. "You're just little kids."

"Please let us through…" a girl with her hairs in buns asked politely. The other kid standing by the door punched sending her flying backwards.

"We've failed the Chuunin Exams three times. We've seen people die, or get so hurt that they're never able to become ninja again!" he warned. "Yet you think you kids can pass."

"I agree…but you will let us pass through." Sasuke said coolly.

"And while you're at it get rid of this crappy genjutsu." I glared at them. "We're going to the third floor."

Everyone seems confused and whispered among themselves. "I see you noticed…the guy at the door commented.

"Sakura you must have noticed first. You genjutsu skills are the best on our team." Sasuke said.

Sakura blushed but went along with it. "Of course, I noticed awhile ago, because this is the second floor."

"Yup!" Naruto piped in probably not knowing what was going on. I watched as the sign changed from 301 to 201. We walked pass the other genin towards the stairs. When we passed the door one of the guys aimed a kick for Sasuke.

Sasuke launched a kick of his own a split second afterwards. Suddenly a green blur came in between them and stopped both of their kicks.

While the green kid was distracted the second kid aimed a punch for me. I grabbed it in the air and twisted his arm painfully.

Everyone froze.

"What happened to the plan?" a boy with brown long-haired stepped out of the crowd and looked at Spandex Man. "You're the one who said we shouldn't draw attention to ourselves.

I gave the kid's arm one last violent twist before stepping back out of his range. He smirked rubbing his now sore arm.

"Well…" Spandex Man blushed and glanced at Sakura. I snorted and snickered behind Sakura's back.

Spandex Man turned towards Sakura. "My name is Rock Lee and yours is Sakura so…" he gave her a thumbs up and smiled "let's go out together! I'll protect you until I die!" I tried to hold in my laughter but failed as a giggle bubbled out.

"No way…your lame…" Sakura said rudely. Naruto and I snickered at Lee's poor misfortune.

"Hey you…" the long-haired boy with white eyes said to Sasuke. "What's your name?"

"When you want to learn someone else's name you should give yours first." Sasuke said calmly.

"You're a rookie right? How old are you?" Neji pressed on irritated.

"I don't have to answer you."

The boy grit his teeth, "Hyuuga, Neji. And you?" he asked impatiently.

"Uchiha Sasuke." Sasuke glared. Neji turned towards me.

"I'm-" I never got to finish because Sasuke pulled me away by my wrist.

"C'mon." he mumbled. I felt my brow furrow. I obidiently followed…for now.

Sasuke's POV

'Seriously what is up with all these genins? First that Gaara guy and then the Hyuuga. They should mind their own business. They don't have to ask about Misaki so much…it's annoying.'

Miski's POV

Just as we were about to reach the gates to get into the exam room I heard footsteps. I turned to see Lee…again. I stopped causing Sasuke to stop which caused Sakura to stop which in turn caused Naruto to stop. It's funny how that works, right?

"Ack!" Sakura exclaimed disgusted.

"What do you want?" Sasuke stepped forward.

"Will you fight me? Lee asked confidently. Sasuke smirked.

"A fight right now?" Sasuke asked.

"Yes." Lee jumped down from the balcony he was on. "My name is Rock Lee. When you want to learn a person's name you introduce yourself first, right?"

"Lee, was it? You do realize there's been something really helpful invented? It's called stairs." I pointed at the stairs down from the balcony he glanced at me and smiled sheepishly.

I offered a small smile back. Lee turned back to Sasuke. "I want to fight you. I want to test my strength against an offspring of the genius Uchiha ninja clan. Plus…" Lee blushed and looked at Sakura then he winked.

"Ew! Those lower lashes are…EWWWW! His hair style is lame and those thick eyebrows!" Sakura said shivering as Naruto Sasuke, and I watched. I frowned.

"Here's right there you know?" I gestured to Lee.

"You're an angel!" Lee blew kisses to Sakura. Sakura dodged them screaming the whole time.

"KYA!" Sakura bent back hitting her head on the column behind her in the process of dodging another kiss. She stood up angrily. "Hey don't blow weird things! I barely escaped with my life!"

"You don't have to be that mean…" Lee pouted I put my hand on his shoulder. He looked at me surprised.

"I'm with Bushy Brows on this one." I nodded. Lee looked surprised.

"How'd you even get over there next to Lee?" Naruto sweat dropped

I shrugged, "Beats me." I skipped back over to my column nudging Sakura over so I could lean against the column and watch the fight at the same time.

"Challenging me knowing the Uchiha name…frankly, you're a fool…You're about to learn what this name means, Bushy Brows." Sasuke smirked.

"Please." Lee got into a fighting stance. Naruto suddenly stepped forward.

"I'll take care of Bushy Brows." Naruto said. "Just give me 5 minutes."

"I want to fight Uchiha…not you." Lee frowned.

"Damn it! I'm sick of hearing about Sasuke!" Naruto charged at Lee getting ready to punch him. Lee easily swatted Naruto hand toward the ground causing him to fall; Naruto spun on his hands and tried to kick Lee in his side. Lee spun around and used his arm to knock Naruto's leg backwards causing him to roll and hit his head on the wall.

"I'll say this; you guys cannot defeat me. Because right now I am the strongest leaf genin." Lee said.

"Sounds fun, I'll do it." Sasuke smirked.

"C'mon Lee beat his arrogant ass!" I cheered for Lee. Sasuke glared at me, I waved back.

"Sasuke don't! We only have 30 minutes until the meeting!" Sakura protested.

"Thirty minutes is plenty of time. Lee will have this wrapped up in no time! Right Lee? Beat him up!" Sasuke looked really ticked now. I laughed. "Okay, sorry. Have a good fight."

Lee aimed a spinning kick at Sasuke's head. Sasuke barely managed to block it. Suddenly, Sasuke went flying backwards.

I squinted wondering what happened. As Sasuke stood up I noticed his eyes were a different color, he had activated his Sharingan. Sasuke charged at Lee. Lee kicked him upwards in his jaw causing Sasuke to fly straight into the air.

Sasuke looked confused. "Yes my techniques are neither genjutsu nor ninjutsu." Lee jumped into the air following Sasuke.

I noticed Lee was unraveling his bandages. Out of nowhere a pinwheel pinned one of Lee's bandages to the wall. I looked to my right to see a huge orange turtle.

"That's enough Lee." The turtle said. My jaw dropped at the fact the turtle was orange and second it was talking. Besides that how did it throw a pinwheel? It doesn't even have thumbs.

Lee somersaulted and landed safely on the ground. Sasuke however was still falling Sakura managed to catch him though.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura exclaimed, "Are you alright?"

"So you were watching…" Lee bowed his head to the turtle.

"That technique is forbidden!" the turtle reprimanded.

"Gomen…I just…" Lee apologized. "I wasn't planning on using the other one!"

Naruto pointed at the turtle. "That's…a turtle right?"

"Isn't that obvious?" Sakura retorted.

"Can a turtle be a ninja-sensei?" Naruto pressed on.

"How would I know?" Sakura sweat dropped.

"Are you ready for your punishment?" the turtle asked. Lee nodded tensing up, "Then here comes Gai-sensei."

Suddenly, a man that could've been Lee's dad appeared in a puff of smoke striking a weird pose. Everyone except Lee and the turtle face palmed.

"Super thick…" Sasuke stared.

"Super faggy…" Sakura winced.

"Whoa…I've never see eyebrows like those…" Naruto looked awestruck. I just stared.

"Hey! Stop insulting Gai-sensei!" Lee said yelled at us.

"Shut up! All these freaks keep appearing! How the hell are we supposed to react?" Naruto shook his fist at Lee angrily.

"What did you-" Lee started. Suddenly, his sensei punched him across the face making him skid backwards a few feet.

"HUH?" we yelled at the same time. Gai walked towards the crumpled heap that was Lee. Suddenly they were hugging and crying.

"Gai-sensei!

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!" the both kept saying with a sunset background behind them. I felt my eye twitch. This is disgusting.

'How did Sasuke lose to him…?' I thought.

"You are forgiven Lee." Gai-sensei stopped hugging Lee, "This is your punishment 500 laps around the training arena after the Chuunin Exams!" Gai said. Lee saluted him.

'I'm surrounded by idiots…' I thought.