Yes. I'm updating pretty fast. And I'm sorry if this sucks. To everyone that reads Raultv (I hope I spelled that right) I apologize for that review. I'm sorry! Now then. Here's the new parents with their baby!

Bruno Mars: Aw! Charlene's so cute

Adam Levine: A wittle baby

Me: Stop that

The next morning:

Since Margaret had surgery, the doctor advised her to stay in the hospital for a week and since Carly was just born, they decided a day or two in the hospital couldn't hurt.

Margaret and Mordecai were snuggled up in the hospital bed, unaware of their now awake daughter. Carly let out a coo from her hospital bed, "Mommy? Daddy? Hello!? Am I just going starve?" Carly looked up to see the sunlight, she glared, "Ugh! Get this away from me! You! I don't like you!" She swatted at the sun, only to slapped herself in the face, making her start to cry.

Mordecai's eyes opened first, "Ugh. Carly..?" He opened his eyes and slowly arose from the bed.

Margaret turned over, wrapping herself in the blanket. The blue jay walked towards the cradle to see his newborn daughter crying. He smiled, "Shh…it's ok. It's ok" He lifted her up, "Hey. Don't cry. Ok? Daddy's here" Carly whimpered, reaching up and grabbing his beak. "Heh. Very funny" He took her little hand and kissed it.

Carly made a noise then suddenly looked at her legs. Mordecai felt it, she'd pooped herself. "Uh…" He stuttered.

The young bird didn't mind that she sat in her own feces but her dad did, "Uh…ok. I guess I can change you" He slowly laid her back in her cradle.

The blue jay's eyes searched until he found a bag. He opened it and found diapers, pacifiers, and clothes. He smiled, grabbing a diaper, wipes, and powder. He rushed to his daughter, "Ok…" He untangle his daughter from her blankets. "I'll be honest this is my first diaper change…so I'm sorry in advance"

Carly gave her dad a hand by kicking her legs making the blankets fall off the young bird, she looked up at him, "What are you doing? Why do you have that Daddy?"

Mordecai saw she was in a diaper, "Ok. Ok…uh.." He pulled the straps off the diaper making her look down at her dad's hands. "Uh…I hope I'm doing this right" Slowly he pulled the diaper down to expose poop, "Yuck. Ok, let's get you out of that" He lifted the diaper up and balled it up, throwing it away.

Carly looked down at her feet, "Hehe! I'm naked! Finally!"

Mordecai lifted her legs only to repulse a little, "I have to clean you up in there" He grabbed a wipe and started.

Carly's eyes widened, "What the heck!? Stop that! Stop that!" She screamed and cried.

Mordecai panicked, "What?! What is it?" He asked, "Oh crap! Did I do something wrong?! Did I hurt her!?"

Her screams and cries awoke Margaret, she sat up and looked at him, "What's wrong?"

Mordecai turned, "I think I did something. I don't know. I was wiping her and then she screamed"

Margaret smiled, "Ok…" She walked to the bag and dug around, "Aha! Here we are" She lifted a pacifier and headed over to Carly, "Here Sweetie" She stuck it in her daughter's beak. Calming her down for the moment.

Mordecai sighed, "What did I do?"

The cardinal smiled, "Nothing. She's fine. It's just her first diaper change, she's not used to it" She happily changed Carly into a fresh diaper. "There. Now isn't that better" She poked her daughter's stomach making her squirm.

The tiny bird liked the attention of her parents, she reached for Mordecai making him smile, "Ok. Ok Daddy's got ya" He lifted her up.

Margaret giggled, "She's so cute" She pecked her daughter's forehead.

The blue jay smiled, "Are you hungry?"

"Yes! I'm starved! Why'd you have to come before we could eat the cake, Little one?" Margaret teased.

Mordecai smiled, "Alright let's go" He settled her down in her cradle.

Margaret shook her head, "No let's take her"

The blue jay shook his head, "Remember? Dr. Campton said she's not ready to go outside yet. So let's just leave her here with a nurse"

"Mordecai, she's not even two days old. We can't leave her here" Margaret lifted her daughter up, "I'm sure she won't mind seeing a few people, besides it's.." She turned her head to the clock, 7:43 in the morning. I'm sure no one's down there" She walked to the baby bag, "Ooh. Look Sweetie, Nana left you an outfit" She lifted a small pink onesie.

Carly reached for it making her mom smile, "So pretty!"

The cardinal laid her down in the cradle, "Let's get you dressed"

Carly cooed at her new outfit, she loved it. Margaret lifted her up, "C'mere Sweetie"

Mordecai shrugged, "Alright. Let's put her in the car-seat"

Margaret laid her daughter down in the car-seat, strapping her in so she wouldn't fall out, "Let's go"

Carly looked around, "Where are they taking me? First the diaper change now this?"

Mordecai took a hold of Margaret's hand, they walked into the cafeteria, Margaret was right. Nobody was down there.

Carly moved her wings around trying to relieve some of the boredom. "I'm a day out of the womb and I'm bored"

Mordecai picked a table and got some food while Margaret tried to entertain her daughter, "Got your foot, Baby Girl"

Carly drooled a little bit then shook her foot making the cardinal giggle, "Such a Daddy's Girl"

Mordecai came back with a tray of food, "Ok…I'll watch her" He turned the car-seat around.

Margaret went to go grab some food, Mordecai smiled, "Hello. Look at you. It's.." He looked up, "June 17th and you're having your first meal with Mommy and Daddy" Carly shoved her fingers into her beak, she slurped on them. Mordecai smiled, "Are you hungry too?"

Carly looked at her buckle, restraining her. She seemed curious about it, "What is this?" She placed her hands on it, "Ooh" She cooed.

Mordecai chuckled, "That's just to keep you inside the car-seat"

Carly blinked her eyes then tried hitting it, nothing. She gurgled before hitting it again.

Margaret came back to the table and turned the car-seat around, "Hi Honey"

Carly tried to hit her buckle to break it but she didn't prevail. Mordecai chuckled, "She's got my punching arm"

Margaret giggled, "So…everyone's coming back to see the baby. Even though they didn't leave until midnight last night"

Mordecai shrugged, "Yea. I hope our dads get along for Carly's sake"

The cardinal nodded, "We should probably do something about your eye"

He shrugged, "I'm alright" He smiled at Carly, "She seems pretty curious"

Carly reached up and grabbed the sun-cover of her car-seat. She tried with all her might to pull it down but couldn't.

Margaret giggled, "She looks like a troublemaker"

He nodded, "Yea. Totally my daughter"

A male nurse walked to Margaret, "Mrs. Quintel! What are you doing? You should be in bed!"

Margaret nodded, "Yea. Sorry. I was hungry"

The nurse took the car-seat, "I'll lead you back to the room"

Carly looked up to see the nurse's wing, "Wow. They have yellow birds here?"

Mordecai wanted to reach for Carly but the nurse already had her, "It's ok Sir, just walk with your wife"

Mordecai walked with Margaret, they reached their room to find the nurse gone. "Where'd he go?" Margaret asked.

The blue jay shrugged, "I don't know. Wait…" His eyes widened, "Didn't he have Carly?!"

Margaret nodded, "OH MY GOD! MY BABY!" She started running.

Mordecai chased after her, "Get the police ok. I'll get him"

The cardinal kissed him, "Find my baby Mordecai!" She then ran off to the nurse headquarters.

Mordecai looked around, "Where could that nurse have gone!" He ran down the hallway, looking left and right.

Josh scurried as fast as he could, carrying the little car-seat. Carly looked up at him then suddenly felt a pain in her stomach, she let out a loud wail making Josh stop, "Uh…be quiet?" He groaned, fearing Carly's cries would attract her parents.

Josh sat the car-seat down, she screamed making him fumble for his phone, "Uh…"

Mordecai heard his daughter's screams, "CARLY!" He raced towards them.

The yellow bird panicked, "Are you hungry? Are you wet? Are you…" He shoved his hands into his pockets to feel something. He pulled out a stuffed purple creature, "Uh here" He handed it to her.

Carly oohed and took it into her wings, she stared at the stuffed animal, "Gah!"

Josh smiled, "Oh that's a Huggstable. My niece has one too"

The young bird stuck the animal into her beak making Josh smile and reach for his phone, he dialed a number and waited. "Hey! Garret! I got the baby…"

"Brilliant! I'll be right there" GBF Jr. spoke.

Josh nodded then bent down to see Carly numbing on her new gift. "Gross. You're drooling" He lifted her up only for Mordecai to open the door.

The blue jay noticed the car-seat, "…Hey…why do you have my daughter's car-seat?" He glared, grabbing the handle.

Josh spoke, "Because Margaret's mine! If it wasn't for you! She'd be mine! And I'd raise Carly!"

Mordecai yanked the car-seat, only for Josh to have a grip, "Let go! She's not your daughter!" The blue jay looked down to see her numbing on her doll.

Josh laughed, "Like what I gave her?"

Mordecai looked to see the nightmare creature that made Muscle Man beat the crap out of him. He glared, forming a fist. "Josh! Get the hell away from my daughter" He grabbed the doll, "Carly! You never go near this thing ok?"

Carly began to cry, she wanted her toy back. Josh snorted, "Great parenting. If I was her father-"

"But you're not her father! You're not Margaret's husband. You're not apart of Margaret's life!" Mordecai shot back at him.

Josh glared, "Did she tell you we kissed?"

Mordecai's eyes widened, he shook his head, "No! You never kissed her!"

The yellow bird nodded, "Yes we did! We kissed then finally she told we couldn't kiss anymore because she was getting married" Mordecai looked at the car-seat, Josh spoke, "Is the baby even yours? It might be mine. We did do a few…things, I'm not allowed to say because there's a child present"

Mordecai glared, "She'd never do that to me! Besides the doctors said the birth was harder because she only slept with one guy"

Josh pointed to himself, "Me"

Mordecai clenched his fist, Carly reached for the doll making her crying grow louder.

Police sirens filled up the place, Mordecai pried the car-seat from Josh, "Don't ever come back Josh"

Josh reached into his pocket, pulling out a gun, "Don't make me do it!" He trembled as he had the gun aimed.

A red car pulled up, Josh looked at the car and cursed, "Aw crap"

A bearded man emerged from the car, "Josh! Why don't you have the car-seat?!"

Mordecai glared, "GBF!? How the hell are you still alive!? You blew up!"

GBF Jr. snorted, "I'm the son. And the truth is…for us Fergusons. If you blow up twice you're dead. But once and…you have one life left"

Mordecai stared at him, "ARE YOU BEHIND THIS!?"

GBF Jr. nodded, "Yes I am. You see I infected your daughter"

The blue jay stared at his crying daughter, she seemed perfectly healthy, "What did you do to her?"

GBF Jr. explained. "She'll see her powers and become a freak. If the government sees these powers. They'll take her away, using her for experiments and weapons"

Carly couldn't stop crying, she wanted her toy back, Mordecai glared, "You stay away from my daughter!" He placed the car-seat behind himself. He lunged for GBF Jr. "You stay away from her!"

Josh went to grab the car-seat only for a police officer to appear, "Put the baby down Joshua Henderson! We got a call about a missing baby"

Carly screamed as loud as she could making the officer swipe the baby from Josh's grip, "Kidnapping a infant, working with a psycho…two years in the slammer"

Mordecai kicked GBF Jr. away, "That's my daughter" He pointed.

The police officer looked at him, "Do you know why she's crying?"

He nodded "She's probably hungry"

The police officer sighed, "Where's the mother of the child?"

Margaret suddenly burst through the doors, "Carly!" She took the baby out, "Aw! My baby girl!" She hugged her tightly.

Carly let out a coo, the police officer escorted Josh and GBF Jr. away. GBF Jr. struggled in his grip then broke free, "I'm not going to jail again!"

Mordecai smiled, "I can't believe she's barely a day old and she already gets kidnapped"

"LOOK OUT!" A police officer screamed.

GBF Jr. had a gun, he pulled the trigger, Mordecai shoved Margaret and Carly away earning the bullet to graze his shoulder. GBF Jr. turned around and shot the cop, setting Josh free. "Leave Joshua! I'll bring Margaret and the baby to my lair when I'm done with Mordecai here" Josh sprinted off, leaving GBF Jr.

Margaret watched as GBF Jr. walked up to her husband, cocking the gun and aiming in between his eyes. The man laughed, "I've been waiting a long time to kill you for killing my father" He chuckled, "Now Charlene will see what it feels like to not have a dad, growing up"

Margaret sat her daughter in the car-seat, slowly picking up Josh's gun, "No dirt bag is going to mess with my family" She cocked the gun.

Carly saw her father on the ground, getting ready to be killed, "Daddy!" She reached for him.

GBF Jr. chuckled, "Any last words?"

Mordecai gulped, "Uh…"

Margaret pulled the trigger. The gun made a huge bang, GBF Jr. looked at his gun, "I didn't pull the trigger" He looked down to see a bullet wound. He turned around then fell on the floor, "You….bitch" He bled out.

Margaret raced to her husband, "You ok Mordecai?"

He nodded, "Yea. The bullet just grazed my shoulder, where's Carly?"

The cardinal brought the car-seat to him, he smiled, "I'll never let you out of my sight. I promise" He whispered.

Carly was brought back inside making the two new parents happy. Margaret went back to rest in bed while Mordecai looked at his daughter, "I think she's hungry"

A nurse walked in, "Hello! Good morning…" She spoke.

Margaret looked up, it was 9:14. "Hi" She waved.

The nurse lifted Carly out of her cradle, "Now Mrs. Quintel, I can get a bottle for you or you could breastfeed"

Margaret shrugged, "I'll breastfeed"

The nurse brought Carly to her, "Ok. Now little Charlene's mouth has to be right here"

Mordecai tried not to look, it seemed disgusting. Margaret held her daughter closer only to hear a suckling sound, Carly was eating. The blue jay's eyes peeked over to see his daughter eating quite fast for such a small bird.

The nurse smiled, "Excellent. Now you remember to burp her and that's all" She headed out of the room.

Carly liked the milk, "I thought I was going to die of hunger. This stuff is really good!"

Margaret went to stroke her daughter's cheek only for Carly to reach up and wrap her hand around Margaret's finger. She smiled, "You're my little miracle Carly"

"Did you kiss Josh?" Mordecai asked.

Margaret looked at him with shock, "Oh my god. He knows." She nodded, "He...he kissed me"

The blue jay suddenly glared, "Why didn't you tell me!?"

His yell made Carly scream, Margaret pulled her gown up and placed her daughter on her shoulder, gently patting her back. "I couldn't tell you because. I didn't want you to overreact."

"Overreact?!" He yelled.

Carly couldn't stop screaming, "Stop yelling! You're upsetting Carly!" Margaret snapped, patting her daughter's back to soothe her. Carly's screams died down.

Mordecai glared, "Margaret...do you like Josh?"

The cardinal shook her head, "No but he likes me. He wanted to raise Carly with me but I told him no"

He sighed, sitting next to her, "Margaret. I love you but, you have to tell me these things. I promise to trust you. I know you'd never cheat on me"

Margaret smiled, "Yes I know. And I know you'd never cheat on me" She took his hand, "I promise I'll tell you if someone's hitting on me"

The blue jay reached up and stroked her cheek, "I love you" He was about to kiss her but suddenly.

BLAH!

Margaret turned to see Carly had puked on her mother's shoulder, "Oh Carly!" The two parents laughed.

Aw! Josh came back, thank god GBF Jr's dead. He was annoying. Josh is going to be pissed once he finds out! I hope you guys liked this chapter! Now I'm going to bed! It's midnight! Night!

-Ryan's out!