K.L.K- O.O OMFJ!! AHH, MY POOR, POOR EYES! WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE TO YOU, LEE?! (writhes on ground, clutches at eyes) Augh...
Ino-Cherry- damnit, Lee! (grabs him by the back of his spandexed shirt and starts to drag him to a torture room with a television playing Sesame Street)
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K.L.K- Aa... my eyes don't burn anymore... (takes hands off eyes) OH MY FUCKING JASHIN-SAMA! AHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO HAVE SUCH BAD KARMA!?!!??!
Lee- (blushes red- his spandex ripped clean off)
K.L.K- (takes a peek) Aa... well, it isn't SO bad... (minor nosebleed) all that training does a body good, I suppose...
Lee- (strikes a 'Good-Guy' pose as his teeth ping) YES! K.L.K-SAN LIKES ME NOW!
K.L.K- O.O I SPOKE TOO SOON! I SPOKE TOO SOON! (covers eyes)
Sakura- (TWITCH) my kami... INO-CHERRY, PUT HIM IN THERE ALREADY!
Ino-Cherry- (recovers from slight horror-attack) DONE AND DONE! (throws him in there along with another outfit of his and then locks the door)
K.L.K- (peeks, whimpers) is it over? (cautiously takes a look around) YAY! (smiles) 'Tis over! (dances macarana) uhh... (stops) anywho, 'Tis Tsunade/Sakura! WHOOTness!
Ino-Cherry- YESH!
Sasuke- (calmly eating Onigiri as he sits down on the couch)...what? K.L.K let me out of the torture room after she beat me in a spar.
K.L.K- (twitch) I swore to let him out for my honour to myself, so I had to. I'm sorry this is late, but I've been busy. REALLY busy.
Ino-Cherry- (innocent look) like that humongous paper you're supposed to be doing at this moment?
K.L.K- (TWITCH) SHUT IT. (anger vein pulsing)
Ino-Cherry- (reclines on sofa) Ah, my work is done here...
K.L.K- (sighs) okay, Tsunade, Sakura, go!
Sakura- STOP THAT! we aren't fucking Pokemon!...that show went downhill after Misty and May left... in fact it was bad enough when Misty left...
K.L.K- I know. almost as bad as when they got rid of Static Shock on Cartoonnetwork...
everyone- who the hell is Static Shock?
K.L.K- TT-TT nobody fucking remembers the awesomest cartoon show that was better than TMNT...(grumbles)
Tsunade- (whispers to Saku) is she always like this?
Sakura- Hai. anywho, the disclaimer!
Tsunade- K.L.K doesn't own us--
Hidan- SO DON'T FUCKING SUE HER OR YOU'LL BE SACRIFICED TO JASHIN-SAMA! (everyone looks at him)...what? K.L.K's fucking awesome.
Everyone except K.L.K- (sweatdrop)
K.L.K- Arigatou Gazimasu, Hidan-kun!
Hidan- (slight blush)
"Sakuraaa!"
"Hai, Tsunade-Shishou?"
"Time for training, and I'm coming i- Oh, nice lacy bra and panties. Sexy."
"S-Shishou? c-can I get dressed?"
"Hai."
"Good, then."
"Then training."
"Alright."
-After training-
"Oh, Sakura?"
"Hai, Shishou?"
"I have a lesson for you."
"Okay."
"Here it is..."
"Hm, wha--MMPHT!"
"...When I saw you thid morning, I couldn't deny that I like you more than a crush."
"E-eh?"
"Yes, I know you're twenty, single, and my former student."
"Hai... and Tsunade?"
"Hai, Sakura?"
"I like this lesson."
"We could always practice it at your apartment, Sakura."
"...We'd better go while it's still fresh in our minds!"
"Hai!"
"I love you, Sakura-koi."
"I love you too, Tsunade-Koiishi."
K.L.K- (sweatdrops) Koiishi means "beloved" or "my beloved" in japanese... I'm sorry that I haven't been updating recently, gomen, gomen, but I've been pretty busy... Gomen-nasai, Minna-san! (bows for forgiveness)
Sakura- O.O woah, OOCness much?
K.L.K- (gets up) yes, but it's been a LONG time...
Hidan- true.
K.L.K- well, please--
Gai- YOUTHFULLY REVIEW!
K.L.K- (Twitches) AAAAAAAAAAH! (dives behind couch)
Sakura-...she's traumatized...
Tsunade- (drinks some Sake) REVIEW!