ME: hey! sorry this chapter took forever!

sane coco: yeah she was having major writers block for this fanfic.

crazy coco: it was so major she decided to start another fanfic all together!

ME: SHUT UP YOU TWO! it wasnt my fault! the book doesnt explain jasper that much!

BOTH: *rolls eyes*whatever you say... anyways... enjoy!

ME: *glares at them* you guys are so mean! i hate you two!

BOTH: *grins evilly* when werent we?

ME: ARGH!!! i hate you two! *storms off frustrated as hell*

BOTH: *watches me walk off*... now that shes gone enjoy with out interruption!

sane coco: do the disclaimer my crazy twin.

crazy coco:... what disclaimer?

sane coco: youre an idiot. *goes off to do the disclaimer*

crazy coco: *looks at readers* no im not. im just smart

DISCLAIMER:: WE DONT OWN TWILIGHT! THE LADY THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF STEPHENIE MEYER DOES!(i wonder how many people have asked to borrow them...)

ALL THREE OF US: ENJOY!!!

E.J's POV

I looked at Uncle Jazzy frustrated. I couldn't use the same plan I had for Auntie Rosie because he was a guy. (A/N I honestly don't know what his plan was. Don't get upset!)

I heard my sister snicker.

Ha! E.J's having trouble. Why don't you just go out and tell him?

I glared at her from across the room.

You know that if I did that then I'd have to admit that you were more creative then me. I will never admit that you're better than me at something.

She just snickered again.

Your point? As if you're going to find a plan. Auntie Alice and I already know it. You're just going to get him alone and tell him straight out. It really isn't creative at all. I mean honestly speaking, I didn't even know how I was going to tell Uncle Emmy and I told him in a very skillful way. Just admit it E.J! You're not better than me!

I looked away from her frustrated and walked over to mama. She was watching TV, lying on her back. I tugged on her arm. She looked down at me.

"Yes, sweetie?" she smiled.

The three of us knew that when we talked to each other with our voices we wanted to indirectly tell everyone something.

"Grandma and grandpa went somewhere with daddy right?" I asked quietly.

I watched Nessie realize what I was getting at and she snickered again.

"Yes, they did go somewhere. Why did you want to talk to them?" my mom asked, eyes twinkling.

Obviously she liked the plan.

I shrugged, "Something like that. I was just wondering where."

She grinned at me and I grinned back.

I could tell by Uncle Jasper's thoughts that he was confused by the emotions in the room at that moment. Everyone looked indifferent to the conversation but they were all highly amused.

Jasper's POV

I was wondering why E.J had called Edward 'daddy' when I felt the emotions in the room. I tried my best to hide my discomfort with their confusing emotions. It wasn't really a help when both E.J and Nessie suddenly became sad when their emotions said they were on cloud nine. I began to have a head ache if that was even possible for a vampire. I watched them as I leaned against the wall.

I knew Alice wasn't going to buy my expression. She skipped over to me with Nessie in her hands. Nessie looked at me depressed but I could see the wicked glint of amusement in her eyes. I looked at her for a second and she quickly closed her eyes and went into the saddest expression that could possibly exist.

"Jasper, what's wrong?" Alice asked, putting a hand to my face.

I smiled.

I was about to open my mouth when E.J said, "He's just upset because he has no clue why we look sad when we're amused."

I looked at him shocked. He shrugged and sat on Bella's stomach.

"How did you…?" I trailed off.

E.J sighed as Nessie snickered. I looked at Bella then. She was blushing crimson, hiding her face behind her hair.

Then it clicked.

"No way." I whispered.

Nessie and E.J nodded. I stood there frozen as I processed this information.

"Bella?" I whispered.

She nodded and peeked up from behind her hair.

"Hi Jazzy. I've missed you too." She whispered.

I didn't think as I ran over and hugged her.

"Bella, I'm so sorry. It was entirely my fault. It's because I couldn't control my thirst when you hurt yourself all those years ago. Please forgive me!" I pleaded.

She laughed and pulled away.

"Jasper, I forgave you a long time ago. Don't you remember? It wasn't your fault at all. And even if you thought it was, it wasn't. It was Edward's and mine." She smiled.

I smiled at her. "You're very forgiving."

Rosalie snickered. "Totally."

I looked at her confused when Bella tugged on my arm.

"Jazzy, you can't tell Edward. Out loud or in your mind." She said.

I tilted my head to the side confused.

"Everyone else already knows. Bella feels that Edward should feel a little bit of the pain she felt when he left that day all those years ago." Alice explained.

"And Uncle Jazzy, we'll know if you do tell daddy." Nessie voice came from behind me.

I tensed. Her voice sounded like one of those 'We'll be watching' menacing threats. Bella laughed.

"You don't need to tease him so much," I relaxed and looked at her.

"The three of us can read minds." She explained.

I nodded.

"Jasper you need to put up a mind barrier for Edward. Everyone else has. Edward's going to be here in a minute." She ordered.

I quickly began thinking of frogs. (A/NI don't know! It was random!)

"Ooh, that's different. Nice going Uncle Jazzy!" Nessie whispered.

I grinned sheepishly as the back door opened.

"Hey, what's everyone been up to?" Edward's voice came.

I heard Nessie snicker.

"Nothing much," she called back as she hopped out of Alice's hands.

Edward scooped her up.

"Honest? Nothing interesting happened while I was gone?" he asked her.

I almost laughed. Edward was so clueless about the fact that these two were his kids yet he treated them like they were.

"Nope, all we did was watch TV and listen to Uncle Emmy rant on about how better he was at baseball than you."

Nessie was lying so smoothly even I believed her.

She winked and grinned at me over Edward's shoulder.

"So nothing new, huh?" Edward asked.

Nessie grinned and repeated, "Nothing new."

ALL THREE OF US:...

sane coco: yeah... i dont know about the ending...

crazy coco: yeah, it aint working or me either...

ME: .! stop being mean! it was the only thing i could come up with while i have writers block!

BOTH: *rolls eyes* yeah right! have you seen your other fanfics?

ME: I TOLD YOU! it was only for this fanfiction! dont hate me!

sane coco: *sighs* i dont think we should be too harsh on her. she did try her best.

crazy coco: exactly how long has it been since chapter 20 went up?

ME: chapter 20 went up on the 29th of march.

BOTH: O.o... i cant believe you! there are many people waiting you know!

ME: .! i know!

crazy coco: you are so mean! they read your fanfic, comment on it, and all you have to do is write more chapters like you promised!

ME: i know!*cowering in corner as crazy coco yells at me*

sane coco: *looks at the us* yeah... okay. well please forgive us for the lateness of this. we promise not to make the next one as late. please dont tell me youve forgotten about us!

ME: save-me! *crazy coco still yelling at me*

sane coco: *smirks, watching* okay, please review, and tell us youve accepted our apology.