21. I'm out of my mind
Crazy, no demented. What was I thinking? Agreeing to all Edward's crap. Ugh, I shudder to remember what happened when we walked out the door.
"You ready?" He asked, his breath blowing irritably on my face.
"Well we're hardly committing suicide are we? We are just walking out the door." I muttered back impatiently.
"True" He replied earnestly, but the look of amusement returned to his face. "But I wouldn't be so sure." He smiled. I suddenly realised what I had got myself in to, but it was too late as the door swung open.
The first thing that happened was the feeling of a brick being thrown onto my back. When I realised it was just Edward thumping me with unnecessary pressure, I very nearly pursued my dream of ripping his head off. But I took a deep breath because everybody was watching, including May. I smiled; well the closest I could get was to show them all my razor sharp teeth. Then I realised if I thought my happy thought of ripping Edward's head off, I could act…normal – ish around him, normal as in not trying to beat him up every five seconds. Edward smirked at my thoughts.
"Will you just keep your nose out of my thoughts" I snapped coldly. He just kept on smiling.
"So…mate" he began, emphasising the word mate. Cockney sounded so odd with his posh American accent, that I couldn't help but let at least one laugh escape my lips. Every body stared at me as if I was nuts, which made me laugh even harder.
"Umm…Arco?" Asked Rosalie with concern. "Are you alright?" I coughed twice to stop myself.
"Um yeah, yeah I'm er…fine." I decided to get through all this rubbish with Edward by thinking of ripping his head off again, weather he was listening or not, (Which he probably was) besides it was my happiest thought. Edward grinned which showed he clearly was listening to my thoughts.
"So…have you two made up?" asked Bella suspiciously. So they hadn't been listening to the deal we'd made.
"Well, not r…" I began.
"Yes, yes, we're the best of friends now" butted In Edward.
"Worst of friends more like" I muttered under my breath. He elbowed me hard in the ribs. I stretched a grin of the checher cat.
"Of course" I agreed through gritted teeth. I wasn't going to say, 'Of course we are best friends' because it would make it sound too real. Of course Edward listened to that thought and said out of spite,
"Of course what Arco? Be more specific." A couple like Jacob and Emmett and Carlisle had caught on to the fact we weren't actually friends and they chuckled silently.
"I said, of course, agreeing to what you said a minute ago, but can't you remember that far? Pretty dumb for a vamp" Yes! One point to me. Bella noted the tension and glared at me and stared sweetly at Edward. Oh of course that's right, Edward's everyone's favourite. Eventually the little party broke up and spread about the huge house, except Edward stayed standing next to me.
"That was pretty good for you" He commented slyly.
"Whatever" I grumbled. I wasn't in the mood to bicker with him anymore. He looked surprised when he heard my thought, then nodded understandably. He drifted over to Bella who was chatting to Nessie. I stood perfectly still, gazing out the window absently. Suddenly May's smooth hand was touching my shoulder. I shuddered slightly.
"Thank you" She whispered. I finally understood that, going through all that torture with Edward had paid off. May was happy which is what really mattered to me. I turned around and caressed her pale cheek.
"No problem" I replied coolly.
A/N In this chapter this shows the true evilness of Edward (: It gives all those obsessed Edward fans a chance to see Edward in another perspective (: Reviews please 33 Xx