Dean's Claiming a What?
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"Whoa, what the. . ." exclaimed Abby as she found herself lying on the floor with a quite large, human-shaped, very naked Dean hugging her, his nose rubbing at her cheek.
"It would seem pretty boy over there still thinks he's a cat." said Branjidth, trying to cover Damien's eyes as he oogled Dean.
"Hot damn, that's one hell of a rear end." breathed Damien as he stared at Dean.
"It's not that great." grumbled Bran as he tried to block Damien's view.
"I would wear that thing as a hat." said Damien.
"Um. .. could someone get the naked guy off me, or at least remind him he's not a cat?" asked Abby as Dean playfully nipped at her nose, his muscular bulk trapping her between him and the floor.
"Here, let me try again." said Loki as he stuffed his finger in his nose before snapping his fingers 3 times. Dean was unaware of his entire body lighting up and glowing with a green light as the demi-god tried to fix him, he was too busy nuzzling Abby's hand, trying to make her tickle his chin.
"I don't think it worked." said Cas as he walked over and touched the back of Dean's head, instantly dressing the naked hunter in his usual clothes.
"Thanks Cas." said Abby, feeling a little less awkward now that the giant man-cat wasn't naked anymore.
"You're w. . .. " Cas trailed off, unable to finish his sentence as he caught sight of his brother on the table. "Why are you wearing that?" he asked.
"Well, I figure if I'm gonna be a woman, I should at least dress the part, Abby sweetie, for the time being if you want to, you can call me mommy." said Gabe, patting down the skirt of his red and yellow sundress.
"Uh. . .thanks." muttered Abby, not sure how to respond.
"Holy hell, are those real?" asked Willow taking a step towards Gabe and poking the top of his dress which had been filled in a way no man should have been able to do.
"Hey, hey, hey, no poking the goodies," said Gabe, covering his new boobs with his hands.
"What are those? It felt like litte rocks." said Willow.
"M&M's" replied Gabe, pulling a candy out of his bra and munching on it.
"That's just wrong on so many levels." muttered Sam, shaking his head.
"Can we remind Dean he's not a cat?" asked Abby, giggling as Dean buried his face in her neck, nuzzling her with his nose.
"We have to find whoever worked the spell and make them reverse it." said Loki.
"I thought you demi-gods were more powerful than this." said Bobby. "First of all he can't reverse a spell he did in the first place and now he can't fix Dean and what the hell is on his head?" he asked catching sight of Gabe putting a large orange sunhat with large flowers on his head.
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"Mmmphmmm" protested Mark, his eyes wide in horror as Myra's lips fused to his in an almost painful, bruising kiss.
"Mwwah" smacked Myra as she let go of Mark and started laughing uncontrollably. Mark gingerly proded at his bruised lips with his fingers, wishing he'd never met his unstable, maniacal boss.
"The boss seems happy," whispered a short, blonde, female vampire from behind him.
"Yes Jasmine, I'm freaking ecstatic, with Abigail thinking, looking and acting like a cat, I"ve successfully incapacitated her without killing her. Now nothing stands in my way, I sure showed that know it all seer." sang Myra, as she squeezed the blonde vampire in a literally bone crushing hug.
Jasmine looked at Mark with wide, terrified eyes, she, like all the rest didn't know which was worse, Myra in a good mood, or Myra in a foul mood.
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"No Dean, don't take that off." said Abby as she tried to stop Dean from taking off his clothes for the 3rd time. He seemed to find them restrictive and each time she wasn't looking he would tug and tear at the clothes. He looked up at her from where he was sitting on the floor and meowed pitifully as he poked at the clothes.
"Awww, I know you don't like them, but you gotta keep them on, ok?" asked Abby as she patted his head. Dean closed his eyes and purred as she rubbed his head.
"There's something I never thought I'd see." said Sam, shaking his head as he watched his brother.
"He's downright adorable." said Willow as she sat on the couch next to Sam.
"We have not found the spell caster." said Cas as he appeared behind Abby.
"Ack" squealed Abby as she felt herself being yanked downward. Dean wrapped his arms around her as he pulled her away from Cas and promptly hissed at the angel.
"What is he dong?" asked Cas as he took a step away from Dean.
"I think he's claiming his mate." said Willow with a laugh.
"Claiming a what?" exclaimed Abby and Cas simultaneously.
"Think about it, when he was in cat form, he wouldn't let anyone else hold him, he can't stop touching you and he won't let any guys near you." said Lily as Dean nuzzled Abby's cheek with his nose, a continuous pur erupting from his throat.
"Ahh Dean, always with the downstairs brain." muttered Sam, as he shook his head.
"I'm not sure I approve of Dean touching my daughter." said Cas with a scowl as he watched Dean pull Abby tighter against him, his hands in her hair as he rubbed his head on her shoulder while they sat on the floor.
"Don't worry, we all know Abby can take care of herself." said Willow.
"I will go check on Gabriel, Loki says he will be ready to give birth soon." said Cas as he disappeared.
"Deeeaann." laughed Abby as she squirmed away from his tickling nose, his large arms holding her captive in a way that she didn't really mind.
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Cas' eyes went wide in suprise when he popped into Bobby's living room and found his brother sitting in a rocking chair, rubbing his stomach as he sang to his enormous belly. He was still in his sundress and wearing a large hat, but what struck Cas was that his brother's face was plastered in make-up and he had waist length dirty blonde hair arranged in heavy curls.
"I hope he has that horse soon because this is getting weirder and weirder." said Bobby as he walked up behind Cas holding a glass half-filled with amber-coloured liquid.
"Have you heard from Loki?" asked Cas.
"I don't think we'll be hearing from him tonight, Aphrodite called and he vanished in a hurry, something about if he didn't get there in time, the show would start without him." said Damien, strolling into the room holding a large raw steak over his right eye.
"I thought you were supposed to eat those." said Cas, as he watched the dragon rotate the raw meat over his eye.
"Yeah, but Bran got a bit jealous of me watching Dean and tried to take out my eye." said Damien.
"Cassie boy, do you think I'd look better with this wig or would I make a prettier red head?" asked Gabe as he looked at his brother. "Or do you think I'll never look pretty because I"m such a fat cow?" he said as he began to sob. "Hold me Cas." sobbed Gabe as he held out his hands to his brother.
"I, um. .. should continue searching for the spell caster." said Cas. Bobby chuckled as he shot back the alcohol in his glass, he'd seen the terrified look on Cas' face as he disappeared and he hold it against the angel, he was weirded out himself.
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Abby stared at the tv screen, her eyes heavy and bleary as she ran her fingers through Dean's hair. Dean was lying on the floor with his head in her lap, half asleep but determined to make sure Sam didn't go anywhere near Abby. Willow and Lily were fast asleep in her grandmother's room and Sam was passed out on the couch. Abby stood up slowly and switched of the tv, she looked down at Sam and grinned, before Willow had gone to bed she'd made sure Sam was comfortable on the couch, having fallen asleep first. She'd carefully taken off his shoes and covered him with a blanket, she'd have taken off his clothes too if Lily hadn't stopped her. After a second, Dean mewled softly as he tugged on Abby's shirt, letting her know he didn't like her being so close to Sam.
"You know, if you weren't so damn adorable right now I would be a little peeved about this whole caveman overprotective thing." whispered Abby, not wanting to wake up anyone. Dean tilted his head, regarding her curiously as he stuck out his chin and pouted, silently begging for a chin tickle. Abby shook her head as she grinned at him before tickling him lightly, making him pur loudly.
"Come on, let's get you to bed." said Abby as she led him to her brother's room. She grinned when she remembered how Ryan had reacted to their house being plucked out of their home town. He'd gotten all excited and was impatiently waiting on his next furlough to see the new locale. Dean sat on the bed and watched as Abby pulled his shoes of and helped him take off his jacket before pushing him down in the bed and covering him with the blanket. Dean closed his eyes and mewed softly as Abby patted his head before leaving the room.
Dean sat up in the bed as soon as Abby closed the door, he didn't understand why she was leaving him all alone, didn't she understand that he had to protect her and make sure no other males went near her? She was his and his alone, he wasn't supposed to be away from her at all. Dean slipped out of bed and made his way to the door, he fumbled with the doorknob for a moment before managing to open it. He walked over to Abby's room and opened the door, she was standing next to the bed, her hands over her head as she yawned, her back facing him.
Abby jumped in suprise when she felt someone walk up behind her. She spun around quickly, her hands up to defend herself before she realised it was Dean.
"Dean! What are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?" she breathed as she tried to get her racing heartbeat back under control. Dean mewed softly, trying to tell her she wasn't supposed to be away from him.
"Come on, let's get you back to bed." she said, as she took his hand to lead him back to Ryan's room. But Dean wasn't having that, he stood firm, and mewed protestingly.
"Ok, fine, I'm too tired to cajole you right now, just . .. behave yourself." she said as she sat on the bed, chuckling as Dean quickly lept onto the bed next to her and curled up into a compact but rather large ball next to her, a loud pur erupting from his throat.
"Goodnight." mumbled Abby as she switched off the light and lay down, it was past 2am and her eyelids felt like they were made of lead. Dean purred quietly as he lay his head on her stomach, closing his eyes as her fingers unconsiously stroked his hair.
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So someone is gonna get kidnapped in the next one, I'm dying to just blurt it out now and tell you who it's gonna be and by whom but my muse is standing behind me with a butcher's knife just ready to slaughter poor Mochy bear (The teddy bear I keep my coffee stash in) if I even give you guys a clue as to who it will be. Sooo you'll just have to wait for the next one, I gotta say thanks to everyone who reviewed, reviews make my muse do her job quicker and me type faster lol. Thanks again, you guys rock!
Oh and just in case you guys didnt' figure it out yet, Myra cast the spell to make Abby a cat but Mark found the shirt that Dean had been wearing (when he got injured) so they used the wrong blood and it voodoo'd Dean instead.