A/N What's it called?

Wonderful Week With Wicked Wonders

Phil yells Josh's name as he and Jenkins walk the halls of the house. With no response they thought he had gone outside. They were wrong. Josh had gone to the bathroom. Still tired, he...fell asleep on the toilet.

Phil and Jenkins exit the house and begin circling it, looking for any sign of Josh. "There is no way in or out around the perimeter sire." Jenkins says. Phil let's out a sigh. "He could be simply...hiding." Phil nods his head. The two walk back into the house. Bonnie walks up the stairs, ready for bed.
"I will be taking a shower, then heading to bed." Bonnie says. Phil gives her a thumbs up and heads into the living room.

Bonnie enters the bathroom and screams, making Josh wake up and fall off the toilet.
"Oh...Joshua...you startled me." Bonnie says stepping out and closing the bathroom door. Phil runs up the stairs and stops next to Bonnie.
"What is it?" He asks.
"Joshua fell asleep on the toilet. I will be showering in our room." Bonnie says walking down the hall. Phil shakes his head and knocks on the bathroom door.
"Josh? You in there?"
"Yeah...I uhhh fell asleep for a while."

Josh washes his hands, opens the door, then steps out. "Question. How am I going to be going to school? I'm enrolled at Rushington elementary."
"Ah! We can get you a tutor! Yes I remember seeing an ad. I can call her tomorrow." Phil says. Josh nods and heads back to bed. Phil turns and heads to his room.

The next day

Josh isn't entirely sure about Phil and Bonnie, but he decided to give them the benefit of the doubt. "What's the worst they can do?" He says into the mirror while combing his hair flat. Just as he begins brushing his teeth, Bonnie knocks on the door. "Joshua! Your tutor is here!" She says cheerfully. Josh spits out the toothpaste and exits the bathroom.

Bonnie takes Josh down the stairs to the front door. Josh hadn't realized how big the house was last night, from a mix of being extremely tired and being asleep when he was brought in. The stairs lead down to the foyer, which by itself is bigger than Josh's old quarters at the orphanage, the room where all the orphans slept. To the right of the door is the living room. Josh has yet to go in there. Same with the kitchen. Which is on the left of the entrance.

Bonnie leads Josh to the front of the door and stops him just a couple steps away. "Back straight." She orders. Josh straightens his back. "Feet together. What are you, an ostrich?" Josh shakes his head and places his feet together. "You got a little..." Bonnie licks her fingers and reaches for Josh's face.
"Get off me woman!" Josh says pushing Bonnie's finger away.

"You have some dirt or something on your face. When was the last time you showered?" Josh tilts his head.
"When did school start?" Bonnie sighs.
"Okay! Let's just meet your tutor.

Bonnie opens the door and Josh's tutor steps in.
"Hi! You must be Josh! My names Haley." She says extending her hand out. Josh is rendered speechless. It takes all of his effort just to take her hand, shake it. Unfortunately, he forgets to let go. Which works out fine for him.
"Well you two can work in the living room." Bonnie points to the living room.

"Well let's go." Haley says leading Josh into the living room. "Sooo." Haley says sitting down on the couch. "What is your favorite subject?" She asks.
"I dunno." Josh says slowly.
"What are you best at?"
"I dunno."
"Okay...let's just try math." Haley says taking a math book out of her bag. She opens it and places it on Josh's lap.

Josh looks down at the numbers and letters...he narrows his eyes.
"Letters? You got the wrong book." Josh says handing it back. Haley giggles, thinking Josh is joking.
"No! It's called algebra."
"Sounds painful." Haley laughs.
"No! It's very easy. I promise."
"Okay. I guess I can try..."

Wreckington residents

Ralph looks over Josh's file, wondering if he had missed anything. He spots something good. "Hey Felix! Guess what!" Ralph yells from his study. Felix waltzes into the room, wondering what Ralph has found.
"What is it brother?"
"Josh's birthday is this saturday" Ralph says passing the file to Felix.
"Well I'll be a wet dog in a twister storm. Your right." Felix says. Ralph nods. "Think we should tell Bonnie and Phil?" Felix asks.
"They probably know. Maybe that's why they chose this week. Do you think they'll invite us?" Ralph asks.

Felix hands the file back.
"If they don't. I'm sure Josh will. We should go out to town and get him a present."
"Great! Let's go then!" Ralph says standing up. Felix nods and walks out to get Calhoun. Ralph walks down the hall to get Vanellope.

Soon they're all in the van driving to the mall.

A/N Yay present shopping! Isn't it just the worst.