A/N: I was lying in bed, and I was thinking of how much I was thinking about the back ground for the Prime verse Unicronia. I was thinking about it in a lot of detail, and I don't really know why, so I decided to write a Oneshot about her and her Ratchet's life. I thought it would be fun! It is!

That is until I went to the store and got Fall of Cybertron today. AWSOME GAME! BUY IT! Unless you don't have War for Cybertron, in that case, BUY THEM BOTH! They are awesome games, I love them! And if you have them on the PS3 I would love to play online with some of you. I suck, but that's okay…. I might disappear a while, while I play the game…

My Mom just gave me a piece of homemade beef jerky, and should have felt paranoid about it, because she had an evil glint in her eyes. I took a bite, and screamed. She gave me a GHOST PEPPERED piece of beef jerky! GHOST PEPPER! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW SHE GOT GHOST PEPPER! My dad's sitting on the couch just munching away on his like, "Oh no big deal, Weanie Ninja!" I'm crying tears of pain right now!

Anyways. REVIEWS!

Luna Prime- Awesomeness: You're too kind. There you go making my ego burst through my windows again! I'll just step out of my room for a moment. –que father making jokes about me- I'm back, and my ego is back down to size! XD

Anonymous BW FG: Poor Steve. I pick on him too much… (He has my dad's name, so it's hard not to. Revenge for how much he picks on me XD) I know! I didn't want to make the ending of that chapter end in a kinda down note, but I had to. I know! The twins for children are probably torture for any parents!

Autobot-Mayday: Yepp! TF:P My second, no wait, third favorite from the whole franchise! Unicronia doesn't really know much about the rules of fraternizing with the enemy. XD

Unicronia landed on the ground with a thud, and rolled over with a groan. Wheeljack sat up beside her, and his optics widened. "What happened to you?"

Unicronia began laughing. "Oh Primus! You look like a cartoon!"

"You think you don't?"

Unicronia frowned. "No."

Ratchet rolled his optics. He sat up and looked around. "Um, Unicronia, I think we have company."

Unicronia looked around. They were surrounded by a lot of pissed off people. "Move it, people!" A blonde haired man pushed his way through the crowd. "What do you robots think you're doing?"

Unicronia frowned down at the man, and bend down. "What do you fleshbags think you're doing?"

"Unicronia!"

Unicronia gave Wheeljack a side glance. "We are no more robots than he is a hamster. Robots insinuate that we are dr-" Unicronia was cut off as a ball of metal, and wires rammed into her helm. Unicronia fell to the ground with a crash.

Wheeljack tried to hold in a laugh as eleven more orbs crashed into Unicronia's frame one after another. By the time they all landed Wheeljack was rolling on the ground, and Unicronia was groaning. "Shipping orbs!"

Wheeljack laughed even harder. "Stop it! I can't breathe!"

"What? Do you think I'm doing this on porpoise?" Unicronia frowned. "What did I just say?"

Wheeljack laughed harder. "You're offlining me!"

"I've had enough of your crab!" Unicronia looked devastated. "NO! Not Sea puns!"

"The orbs must have hit you harder than you think."

"Will you stop making fun of me? Can't you sea I'm in pain?"

The human stared at the two. "Alright. Call the Autobots, and tell them to pick up their idiots."

Ten minutes and hundred bad puns later, Unicronia and Wheeljack sat on the ground staring up at six mechs. A comically old looking Ratchet, a young Optimus Prime, an army green Bulkhead, a ninja looking Prowl, and a smiling Bumblebee. Optimus walked forward and frowned. "Are you guys Autobot, or Decepticon?"

Wheeljack smiled. "Autobot! My designation is Wheeljack!"

Unicronia frowned. "Can't you sea? I'm Unicronian!"

"Unicronia." Wheeljack groaned.

"What in the pit is a Unicronian?" Optimus looked over to Ratchet.

Ratchet raised his servos in the air. "Don't look at me!"

"Feeling crabby, Ratchet?" Unicronia frowned. "I CAN'T STOP IT!"

Prowl backed up. "This isn't contagious, is it?"

"Shorely you're joking." Unicronia groaned, and fell onto her back. "This is getting fishy with all these puns."

Bulkhead laughed. "I don't know. I think they're funny."

Bumblebee smirked. "You would big guy."

"Clam it, you two!" Optimus yelled.

Unicronia groaned. "I fish this would stop."

Bulkhead laughed. "I sea what you did there."

Wheeljack leaned against the wall laughing at Unicronia as she sat pouting on a berth. Ratchet couldn't figure out what was wrong with her, and she was still talking in puns. "Oh my cod! Make it stop!"

Wheeljack just laughed harder. "Wheeljack, if you keep laughing, I'll kick your bass!"

Ratchet snorted at that one, and Bulkhead laughed. "Will somebody fix her already?" Optimus yelled.

"You a little beachy for an Optimus Prime, aren't you?"

"You guys just suddenly appear out of nowhere! That guy claims to be Wheeljack, who is currently on Cybertron right now, and you claim to a Unicronian! I think I deserve to be…beachy?"

"My Optimus is way less beachy than you. I man sure he can go overboard sometimes, but he means swell."

Wheeljack burst into a new set of hystarics. "Unicronia, just stop talking!"

"Wheeljack, these puns aren't funny. Sometimes I don't undersand you."

Prowl groaned. "Turn her off!"

"That was just shrimply mean."

Prowl turned and left.

Wheeljack slowly stopped laughing. "Allow me to explain before miss. Pun does. You see, Unicronia and I are from a different dimension. The orbs that Unicronia have are part of a inter dimension traveling system."

Optimus sighed. "Let me get this straight. You guys are from another dimension, where everything is different."

"Didn't I just say that?"

"I think he is gillty of copying you." Unicronia smirked. "I did that one on porpoise."

"Anyways!" Wheeljack continued. "We need to use some computers so we can run this data through it, and go on to the next dimension. We arrr trying to get home." Wheeljack ended with a huge smile.

Unicronia laughed. "You're krilling me!"

Optimus sighed. "Will it get her away from us?"

"Very far away from you." Wheeljack answered.

"Are you shore?" Unicronia smirked.

"Computer is that way." Optimus pointed to the computer terminal.

"Soo," Unicronia began, "For the ruler of Cybertron, you shore are shellfish."

"What do you mean 'ruler of Cybertron'? I'm only a Prime?"

Unicronia's helm tipped to the side. "Water you talking about. Prime is the title of a mech who rules his people, and fights off any of the world's anemones."

"Is that how it is in your dimension?"

"Whale, yeah."

Bulkhead laughed. "I thought she would have run out of puns by now."

"I told you guys, I'm not doing this on porpoise!"

Ratchet groaned and walked off. "I give up!"

"I'm currently bored." Unicronia sighed. "I need some Kelp!"

"You mean the seaweed stuff?" Bulkhead asked.

"No! Some psychological kelp!"

"You don't have to be so sarcastic about it." Bumblebee mumbled.

"I'm being searious!"

The door to the base opened, and a teenager walked in. "Can this day get any worse."

"Did you have an ex-salmon-ation?"

The girl stopped and stared at Unicronia. "Please tell me this is a bad joke."

"Sorry, Sari. She got hit on the helm, and now she's talking in ocean puns." Bumblebee shrugged.

Sari giggled. "Thanks for letting minnow!"

"Wave to go! I haven't had a chance at herring that one!" Unicronia clapped for the teenager, and laughed along with her.

Wheeljack walked into the room. "Unicronia, the portal is up and functioning. Are you ready?"

"I can't bait!"

Wheeljack laughed. "I love you."

"Good g-reef! I love you too, for the last tide!"

Unicronia jumped off the berth, and ran to where Wheeljack was waiting. "Sea ya losers!" Unicronia jumped through first leaving Wheeljack behind.

Wheeljack smiled as he heard all the groans. "I'm sorry about that." He jumped through the portal. "AAAHHHH!" The small group of Autbots, and one human looked at the portal.

Sari smiled. "Did he just scream like a girl?"

Bulkhead nodded. "Yeah, I think so."

"Whale, that was interesting." Sari smiled as everybody groaned.

Unicronia onlined her optics. "Unicronia, are you alright?" A green mech stared down at her in concern.

"Ratchet! You should have sean of all the places we went to! It was so cool, and I thought I was about to drown with happiness when our invention worked! I thought the invention would be a pile of ship!"

Ratchet stared down at the femme, and looked over to Wheeljack. "What happened to her?"

"She got hit on the helm, and now she can only speak in sea puns. Punny, right?"

Ratchet frowned. Unicronia smirked. "You look tide." Ratchet pulled out a wrench, and brought it down on Unicronia's helm. The femme fell to the ground in a heap of metal.

Ratchet smirked at his work well done, and turned to Wheeljack. "You guys were gone for eight hours. Optimus and Prowl expect a report on their desks by next week." He grabbed Unicronia's legs, and dragged her back towards the hangar.

"Ratchet, is it cheating if Unicronia kisses a mech who is technically you?"

"I don't know. Why?"

"She did. She didn't mean to. I mean the guy did look exactly like me." Wheeljack shrugged. "I got love advice from a con."

Ratchet smirked. "How did that go?"

"He told me to frag her." Wheeljack smiled as Ratchet snorted.

"Good advice."

A/N: Sorry, I just felt punny today... XD