Hey, all! Sorry for the wait, and thanks for all the support about the songfic! XD I was so ashamed when I realized what I'd written...
Sorry, too many reviews too little time... THANK YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, WELL-SPOKEN REVIEWERS!
Disclaimer: Hiromu Arakawa hates RoyEd. If I claimed to be her, and to own FMA, I'd be an idiot. I make no such claim. I am an idiot, but nevertheless, I make no such claim. Lawyers, do your worst.
Dedication: To all you BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, WELL-SPOKEN REVIEWERS! mentioned above.
April 1st was the best day of the year.
Espresso Pranks
Ed came into the office, staggering as if drunk, and flowed across the floor at startling speed. Wobbling his head round, he mumbled nonsense in Havoc's general direction, and crossed his eyes.
As Havoc backed away, unsettled, Ed slithered liquidly past him, bumping into Fuery and Hawkeye along the way, and pushed the door to Roy's private office open with the weight of his torso.
Roy looked up to greet him, and jumped. Ed staggered, fell in a three-sixty turn, and seemed to puddle across the floor.
He counted to ten, then surged upwards- startling Roy, who'd bent over the desk to see what had happened. Ed went walleyed, puckered hi lips, and moved clumsily as if to hug Roy.
Roy's eyes widened, and he vaulted off of his desk, over Ed's head, screaming, "POD PERSONN!!" at the top of his lungs. He ran out of the room at full tilt, still screaming.
Ed's laughter mixed in with the panicked screaming and the confused shouts, as he stole Roy's private espresso pot and ran from the office.
April 1st was the best day of the year.
-yeah, that's a flimsy excuse for a coffee fic-
Me: I'M SERIOUS PEOPLE, GIVE ME IDEAS FOR COFFEE FICS! PLEASE!!!
MP: ...
Roy: Get AWAY from me!
Ed: Bleagharrietae...
Roy: AHHH!