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This was prompted by BobJacksonSSJ and it's short. And no, the lines from the "movie" are not the actual lines.

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T: Tinker Bell...Third Person POV

"Alright, girls, let's fly through the meadow and sprinkle it with out magical sparkles! Hooray! We have saved the day!"

Percy cocked his head, quietly placing keys on the dining room table. He had just gotten home from work and was that that T.V. he heard? Annabeth wasn't supposed to be back yet. He was going to surprise her with Chinese food.

He crept through the kitchen, peering over the bar and into the living room. Sure enough, the blonde maiden was seated upon their red velvet couch, the T.V. blaring away to...Tinker Bell?

Percy stiffled a chuckle, a plan formulating in his "seaweed brain". Tip-toeing, he stooped to crawl on the plush carpet behind the couch.

"Sprinkle the world with our maggiiiccc! Make everything prettyyyy! Make the girls seeeee, young and old, that we are prettyyyyyy!" Annabeth laughed at the fairies flying on the screen. The dialogue was so cheesy and-

"BOO!"

Annabeth shrieked, falling off the couch and onto the floor. "What the heck?" she screamed, rounding on her husband with renowed fury. "What was your goal, exactly, smart one?"

Percy was laughing. "You were watching Tinker Bell? Tinker Bell? Oh, my gods, Annabeth!"

Annabeth's blush creeped down her neck. She could feel threatening tears. "I-I-I...There was nothing else on, okay?"

"Sure," he snickered.

Tears were now slipping down her cheeks. She was ashamed. Percy looked up bashfully. "Oh, Wise Girl...I didn't mean to hurt you! I was only joking around."

Annabeth wiped her nose on the back of her sleeve. "It's n-not you...It's the hormones."

It's was Percy's turn to blush. "Oh, uh, is it that time of the month?" She smacked his arm. "No, you doofus. It's..." She glanced down. "Well, Percy, I didn't want to tell you this way, but...I'm...I'm pregnant."

That was insanely cheesy. And I mean cheesy. I apologize. D: Remember The Next - I mean the story on hiatus chapter...ehehehe...And I'm a Beta! Thanks.