(looks at story) ...Is it dead? Poke it with a stick!

Ahem. Sorry, inside joke between me and Dezzy, even though she's not actually gonna read or review this... Sorry for being late with the chapter. Again. I had a really good excuse, but I'm not going to use it because I'm weird like that. Enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: Do I own Xiaolin Showdown? No I don't! (dances)

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a PANDABUBBA. To be sure that he is a happy evil tycoon that slightly resembles a panda, read these instructions and follow them carefully.

Information

Name: Pandabubba

Element: Stealing money from large companies.

Size: Pretty big.

Putting Your PANDABUBBA Together

You should have a large cardboard box.

1) Open the box.

2) PANDABUBBA should be in the box. Be sure he has no henchmen.

3) Offer him Shen Gon Wu or money in exchange for his loyalty.

4) When this doesn't work, take out some Incriminating Evidence (sold separately). Show it to him and tell him you'll show the police if he doesn't bend to your will.

4) He should associate you with OWNER at this point. If he doesn't, sue. (Him, not me.)

Cool Things That Your New PANDABUBBA Comes With

You will not have to spend oodles of time and money on your new PANDABUBBA! He comes with a few things to keep him occupied when you don't feel like practicing martial arts. Your PANDABUBBA comes with:

1) Money of various different amounts.

2) Various different suits.

3) The ability to put his hair in pigtails.

Cool Things That Your PANDABUBBA Can Do

Investing In Stocks: He had to get rich somehow...

Dealing Illegally With Large Businesses: ...For when the stock market crashes because his corrupt methods broke it.

Being A Politician: He's got the corrupt methods down pat, but he may want to get speech classes.

Compatibility With Other CHARACTERS

OMI: NOT COMPATIBLE, obviously.

KIMIKO: NOT COMPATIBLE. He turned her dad into a zombie. I'm guessing that didn't sit well with her...

RAIMUNDO: NOT COMPATIBLE.

CLAY: NOT COMPATIBLE. (Wow, do I sense repetition?)

DASHI: NOT COMPATIBLE.

JACK: COMPATIBLE at some point, because they worked together, but they're not the best of friends.

CHASE: ...They'd probably have fun scheming the Xiaolin Dragons' downfall. COMPATIBLE.

WUYA: COMPATIBLE because they both worked with JACK.

HANNIBAL BEAN: COMPATIBLE, I suppose...

FAQ

Q: "My PANDABUBBA has been hanging out an awful lot at Tohomiko Electronics... WHY?"

A: Oh, that's nothing to worry about. He's just planning to turn Kimiko's dad into a zombie to bend to his will and then he'll take over the company and overthrow the world. Nothing special.

Q: "My PANDABUBBA has shaved off his trademark "panda ears" hairstyle! WHAT POSSESSED HIM TO DO THAT and WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

A: Oh my marshmallows!! Check to see if he's crazy. If he is, return him. If not, he's just very sick and slightly delirious. The most likely cause is the dreaded disease, OOC. What you need to do in that case is send him to an Author (or Authoress) to get him fixed up properly. If there is no Author(ess) nearby, call 1-800-HELP-ME-MY-CHARACTER-IS-SUFFERING-FROM-OOC immediately.

Q: "My PANDABUBBA is kinda skinny, and keeps talking about giving money to the poor. What's wrong with it?"

A: See the last question. Wow, there's so much OOC going around this season, I don't know what to do with it all!

Q: "My PANDABUBBA has people with dazed, blank looks on their faces catering to his every whim, including Mr. Tohomiko! In other words... ZOMBIES! What's up?"

A: He's successfully turned Kimiko's father and his company into zombies! What an accomplishment! Aren't you proud! (silence) Yeah, neither am I. So if you want to fix it, put Kimiko in a Showdown against him.

Other FAQ

Q: "um... my GOod!Chase is wearing his EVil!Chase armor but he is acting real nice and is still GOod!Chase, may I be the first to say HUH??"

A: I don't know what's going on with your GOOD!CHASE. It may be a case of OOC, or maybe he thinks he looks better in the evil armor. You sure he's not evil? (shrug)

Q: "Hmm...so if GOOD!CHASE marries Wuya WITHOUT turning evil, and then burns the small skyscraper while singing a ridiculous song, I can't return him?!"

A: I didn't think he and WUYA would get married without one of them turning to the other side, but if it's possible, then sure you can return him! But what if they were married back when she was (potentially) GOOD!WUYA?! Then it would all make sense! Yay! (skips around)

Warranty:

You can only return PANDABUBBA if he gives all his money away, dies, and catches a horrible case of OOC.

Alter-Warranty #1: (From funnycat367!) You can only return Pandabubba if he gives all the money he stole to charity, so you might want to find a different warranty or travel to the Yin Yang World.

Alter-Warranty #2: (From PrinceAladdin2!) Warranty: You can only return PANDABUBBA if he returns everything he ever stole, marrys GHOST WUYA, kills JACK, and sings "All the Things She Said" by T.a.t.U while eating OMI, CLAY, RAIMUNDO, and KIMIKO.

Alter-Warranty #3: (From BatTitan!) You can only return PANDABUBBA if he cuts off his nose and turns somersaults while poking random people's eyes out and singing the Pokemon theme song.

(Yay!)

Argh, now I have Happy Happy Joy Joy stuck in my head and it's not coming out. Grr...

By the way, next up is LE MIME, because he'll be really fun to make fun o- I mean, um, make a guide for. (shifty eyes) Thank you all for reviews and suggestions and warranties and questions. I'd write an ode for you all or something, but I'm tired because I just wrote all of this in one sitting. (collapses)

-Nikki